Express your bad humor, say sentences and describe your funny mood of being short of money.

1. If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death. The occasional sandstorm is a meal.

2. If living is a kind of atonement, then death is a kind of liberation. When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me. My mother told me that the maximum face value of RMB is 10 yuan. Anything over 10 yuan is counterfeit. I have searched the whole building, but I haven't borrowed the Nokia round hole charger. 6. "I learned to resist excitement in vain, but I haven't had time to feel the real coldness." 7. There is no traffic after this line. 8. I hope you all love me, and I will become rich! 9. Can you give me a break? The northwest wind blocked me 10. Don't bounce off the ash, burn it slowly. You can smoke one more 1 1. I have spent no more than 100 RMB 12 on Double Eleven for three consecutive years. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, and I was so angry that I didn't eat today. 13, slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money. 14, I wish we would never take double eleven seriously again. Money is love and 15. Not paying cash is not a financial term for me, but a literal meaning. 16, sometimes take the initiative for a long time, and then get bored. 17, I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now! 18, money is not blown by the wind, money is blown away by the wind. 19, it's not that I don't want to have it, but that I'm afraid I'll lose it after I have it. I'm more afraid of missing it after losing it. 20. When I have money, I must use two sheets of paper for the large size. In this real society, nothing is short of money. 22. If you need money badly, come to me and get an unsecured loan, so that you can easily tide over the financial difficulties. 23. All my moods and moods now are because I have no money, I have no money, and I lack money. 24. Because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to a food stall, and she thinks you are real enough. 25. I have been short of money. Never been surpassed. 26. Thinking about these two months of study, I feel that I have not gained much and my future is bleak. I am also the owner who needs money badly. How can you live without making money for a year? 27, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day. Even if Chris has no money, house or car, he still has Mei Geni.

29. The country is short of money, the enterprises are short of money, and the people are short of money. Everyone runs to the stock market. Will there be a so-called slow bull in this stock market? 30. I heard someone say today that power+money = man. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power? 3 1, I'm not afraid you're incompetent, but I'm afraid you'll forget your efforts after you're competent. 32. I am short of money and women, but I am not wicked. 33. The so-called holiday means that you are suspected of going out without money at home. 34. You have money to travel all over the world, but you can't move without money. 35. There are few ups and downs in life, but you still have to live a strong life. 36. If you want to go to Ueno, Amano and Kyushu, if you are in the middle of winter and summer, you can call me. Money is badly needed. 37. The sky is gray and wild, and the days without money are really long. The water is curved and the road is long. You took me to rob a bank. Although I have no car, no house and no money, I have a lovely heart. 39. I really just hope that such friends have no interests. If I have money, I will treat you to delicious food. If I have no money, I will give you a massage. If you spend it, it is yours. No flowers, they don't necessarily belong to anyone. If the score is deducted, it will be yours. If it is not deducted, which teacher may have read it wrong!