Ma Ji and his apprentice cross talk, and Ma Ji's chicken lays eggs.

Teacher Ma Ji wrote to Jiang Kun, Zhao Yan and Wei Liu. The lines are as follows:

I know you!

Man: Know me?

A: We are not strangers!

M: Why?

A: You are from the music industry. Hey, you ... I have too many friends. There are many acquaintances in the music industry.

Let me ask you: Who is your best friend in the music industry?

A: My best friend, my best friend.

M: Who is it?

A: Ma Ji!

Man: No way! You son of a bitch ...

I tell you, it's broken.

M: What's the matter?

A: Something happened to Ma Ji recently.

M: What's the matter?

A: Let me tell you something, Ma Ji. (near the ear)

Ma: Speak up so that everyone can hear you!

A: Ma Ji!

M: What's the matter?

A: Don't tell anyone!

M: I ... I won't pass it on, you say you say it.

A: isn't it good to spread it?

M: I know, I know. Tell me.

A: Ma Ji (near his ear), don't tell Ma Ji!

M: I won't tell him. what do you think?

A: Ma Ji, he, Ma Ji, he went home last night and was not careful.

M: Huh? What happened?

A: poof! He laid an egg! What a red preserved egg

Stop it, you are a rumor! How is that possible?

This is a big world, and there are many miracles outside!

M: That can't be Ma Ji laying eggs!

A: Yes, I thought it was amazing at first!

M: Yes.

Think about it, how can Ma Ji lay eggs?

M: That's right. ...

A: Besides, Ma Ji is so busy at home that he has no time to work!

Ma: Even if he has time, he can't lay eggs. ...

A: Yes, I figured it out later.

What do you mean?

Answer: He is like this, Ma Ji, he, he is because of this, occasionally, no, I didn't notice, uh-huh, I tried, uh-huh, poof! Lay an egg skillfully.

M: Smart? Do you listen to all human beings? There is only one kind of people in society, and that's how they spread rumors. He doesn't care what this fact is. This kind of person is too outrageous.

A: You don't believe the truth. I won't tell you anything in the future, old man! Hey, hey, hey that guy, I have news for you, hey, don't go!

B: Old man! Hello, hello.

M: Here comes another one.

B: You get younger as you live. ...

M: Ha, I'm getting younger and younger?

B: What are you after 80 this year?

Ma: What eyes? This is!

B: No, I can see from your appearance that you are much younger than Ma Ji.

Man: You know Ma Ji!

What nonsense! I watched him grow up.

Hey ... here comes another one!

B: Haven't seen Ma Ji for a while?

M: Yes.

Do you know that?/You know what?

M: What's the matter?

B: Something's wrong!

Speak louder. What happened?

Louder?

M: What's the matter?

B: Ma Ji just got home last night, and he was careless ~ ~

Ma: poof ... he laid an egg!

You know that!

M: I know.

B: Rumors! That's pure rumor! I tell you, there are some people now, that's it, listening to the wind is rain, I know one who dares to shout three! Ma Ji lays eggs? Absolutely impossible!

Man: No way! What do you think happened to him?

B: actually, that's the way it is! Ma Ji just got home and accidentally, poof ... laid a duck egg! Salted Duck Egg ...

Ma: This place has become a duck egg! Or salted duck eggs!

B: That's right.

M: Is it more like it?

Someone visited this website.

Ma: Did anyone see it?

B: That's right!

Ma: Ma Ji lays eggs.

B: Of course! Your suspicion is also reasonable.

M: That's right!

B: Why? Because Ma Ji can lay eggs, he doesn't have this function, so don't say that.

M: Right, right, right,

B: but you have to say both.

Ma: Double talk?

You have to think the other way around.

Why do you think otherwise?

B: Ma Ji, he is not an ordinary person. Then this ability is great! Then nothing can be done.

M: I'm too bold.

You old man, how could you ... how do you explain this? Why can't you be reasonable?

How do you explain it? You are!

B: I won't tell you if you want. I really, I'm looking for it. Hey, hey, don't go! Hey, I got news!

C: Old man! Old man! You see, still working here?

M: Still working here.

Come on, don't be so angry! The ground is quite clean.

M: I'm sweeping the floor. What is this?

C: Old man, old man! I know you have a problem. Say something else. I just want to ask someone for you.

M: Inquire about who?

Do you know Ma Ji?

M: I don't know that boy!

C: You don't even know Ma Ji?

M: Ah, I know Jiang Kun.

C: That kid doesn't need to know him!

M: OK.

C: Stop talking about him. Let's talk about Ma Ji.

M: Ma Ji?

You don't know Ma Ji? I tell you, something happened to Ma Ji recently.

Ma: Ha ha ha, what's the matter?

C: Ma Ji, don't tell anyone about Ma Ji that day. He squatted there. Hey, he works hard. ...

Ma: ah, come on, poof ... he laid a salted duck egg! Right?

C: I tell you, an old man like you doesn't have high consciousness.

M: What's the matter?

Captain: You know too little. Ma Ji didn't lay salted duck eggs at all!

M: Right. ...

C: Hey, it's goose egg!

Horse: Goose, a big one!

C: Yes, yes, I saw it!

Man: You saw it.

C: I didn't believe it at first. Like this Ma Ji, how can she lay such a big goose egg?

M: Huh?

C: Later, I said I would go and have a look. I looked, oh, the goose egg and Ma Ji's face. ...

Okay, okay ... that's impossible!

C: How is that possible?

Did you see him get off?

C: I see it!

Ma: Did he lay a goose egg?

C: It's goose eggs!

Man: No way!

C: Look, I clearly saw it!

M: Ma Ji, he will never lay an egg!

How do you know about Ma Ji? Do you know Ma Ji?

M: I'm Ma Ji! Can he lay eggs?

C: Old man, you can sweep the floor. You impersonate Ma Ji! You lied! Let me tell you something. ...

M: I'm making rumors ...

Are you really Ma Ji?

Man: Ah,

C: crosstalk performer?

M: That's right!

Next goose egg?

Man: this ~ ~ ~

C: No, it's not that Ma Ji laid goose eggs. Everyone watched. Now everyone knows ~ ~ ~

Man: No way! This can't be true, you are lying!

C: You are too stubborn!

M: Who did you hear it from ~ ~ you?

C: You, you, you don't believe me!

M: I don't believe what you said.

C: Let me ask ~ ~ ~ Hey, someone, come here, come here, come here! You ask, you ask, right? ! He doesn't believe me. What did you say?/Sorry? Did you lay eggs?

Ah, yes,

Ma: Who told you to lay eggs?

B: I, I heard it.

Man: You heard that, too? who did you hear that from？

B: I'm listening, hey hey, come here, come here, come here!

Ma: Tell me, who told you that Ma Ji laid eggs?

A: Yes, I heard it from others.

M: Do you all listen to others?

A, B and C: Yes!

What you just said is the same as what you saw.

C: I tell you, this thing is called smoke without fire. You just said he had eyebrows and eyes, and everyone believed you. But he's a little ~ ~ ~

B: Yes, I said duck eggs, and you said goose eggs?

M: That's right.

C: I said goose egg because I think you are Mary and Maggie. He is ~ ~ this, this, big shot, big shot lays big eggs!

M: Never heard of it! What basis do you call this? Duck eggs. Who did you hear that from?

I heard what he said!

Yes, I heard that it is laying eggs. What do you say about laying duck eggs?

B: Mr. Ma loves roast duck! Just lay duck eggs! Right?

M: I haven't heard of it. Who did you hear that Ma Ji laid eggs?

A: I heard from Shanghainese.

M: Do Shanghainese say that Ma Ji lays eggs?

A: What do you call Ma Ji in Shanghainese?

Ma: Call Ma Ji (hen)!

A: Don't hens lay eggs?

Man: Hi! According to this, you said it was a rumor!

So, you haven't laid an egg yet?

Ma: Laying eggs is laying eggs!

A, B and C: Got off?

Ma: I just laid a dinosaur egg!

A, B, C: More valuable, dinosaur eggs that lay eggs.

Ma: In a week, a little pig will hatch. Pigs have no legs! He ran very fast and finally caught him ~ ~ ~, this pig has no head!

A, B and C: No brains?

Ma: Although you don't have a head, you eat a smooth melon, and that mouth is ~ ~

A: I said wait a minute ~ ~ This pig has no head?

B: It's delicious?

Captain: Then where is his mouth?

Ma: You are full length! !