Humorous sentences

Happy and humorous sentences, sometimes, watching some witty and lovely jokes can clear a person's nervous mood and bring pleasant effects. Happy people always say funny things from time to time, which makes people feel very humorous. The following sentences are about wit and humor.

The witty and humorous sentence 1 1, it is good to cry, and crying is a symbol of healing.

2. Life is simple, and simplicity is perfection.

At that time, the goal was fishing, and now the goal is to eat fish.

Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

5. When tears turn into rain, whose vows can be reincarnated at that moment?

6. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

7. You are not an idiot, but why do you pretend to be an idiot?

I think the most unbearable thing every day now is the pain of breaking up with the quilt in the morning.

9. The longer people grow, the more alienated they become.

10, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, which is wrong unless there is a male and a female.

1 1, be a man, eat and drink, sleep well and drink well.

12, ouch, my clothes have shrunk again.

13, if my friend can sell it, I think I can make a small fortune.

14, the stomach is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is no real material in it.

15, always cramming for the Buddha's feet. Buddha always kicks me.

16, the furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia and I cook porridge at home.

17, don't always say that you are okay, nothing is nothing.

18, why did I put my mobile phone in flight mode, and I dropped it from the fourth floor or broke it?

19, I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

I agree not to make me cry, but how can you smoke me with onions?

The witty and humorous sentence 2 1, I said, this strong man, after you put salt on my wound, don't try salty again.

2. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.

3, unrequited love is the radar mismatch, silently locking the enemy plane.

I hold a fork in my left hand and a knife in my right hand, and enjoy life slowly.

The psychological test says: My heart is made of glass. I opened it and found it was bulletproof glass.

6. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

7. I am always in a daze, afraid that one day I will really become a fool.

8. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

9, playing is pro, swearing is love, dear is not enough to kick!

10, money is said to be earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

1 1. Tell me your home address and I'll turn it into a public toilet.

12, who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next.

13, you, you, you, you push me again, and I will feed you Sanlu.

14, what do you want, shredded squid and cuttlefish? Give me some shredded mermaid.

15, there is a kind of love called letting go. Please leave after you put it down.

Humorous quotations

1, do what you want, otherwise, let pigs talk nonsense.

2, think about it, or kindergarten is better.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

Obviously, the temperament of the sons of township cadres is also biased towards the rich second generation in cities.

Brother Chun is not a pure man, but she is a real man.

6. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you.

7. Although I have no brains, I am actually unhappy.

8, you don't always look depressed with constipation!

9. Don't feel abandoned by the world. The world has no time to talk to you.

10, disciples who don't want to betray their teachers are incompetent disciples.

1 1, the dream did not come true because it was not realistic enough.

12, with so little personality, it is shameful to save some flowers and splurge.

13, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

14, don't talk with your lungs, what you say is nonsense.

15, if my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

Humorous sentences 3 humorous sentences

Never die for ten years, make a comeback.

Feelings are not in place, and everything is in vain.

People are scattered, and the team is not easy to take.

Ask a wise man, ask a road of no return.

Listening to you saved me ten books.

Nothing is a reason to fight.

Medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't solve the problem.

Like sailing against the current, my heart is like a rock.

The breeze blows gently, I miss you very much!

When the holiday is over, turn on the alarm clock mode.

How cheap a woman is, why infatuation.

Don't be infatuated with your sister, because she is afraid of crime!

Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt.

In the future, take your life to love yourself.

I don't cry, I don't want to drop pearls.

I'm not my period. I can come whenever I want!

The spring water is greener than the sky, so tourists can sleep on the boat listening to the rain.

Rowing is not by oars, but by a wave!

Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil.

Men can rely on it, and sows can climb trees!

Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!

Because of you, you are just a little dust.

Humorous quotations

One white covers all the ugliness, whether you are white or ugly.

You are a fucking bitch. Don't learn. Learn to be a bitch.

I am not heartless. I miss you too.

Work is boring, sex is boring.

You are in trouble. You are in trouble.

Thank the moon for its mercy, but it won't be round tonight.

If you get well, it will be a bolt from the blue!

Forever young, forever in tears.

I am willing to accompany you, the ripples of the years.

Eat without food, save money and fall in love.

Sleep today and miss you tomorrow.

The milky way is boiling hot, burning the ideals of the world.

I saw your hypocrisy from beginning to end.

Blow out the desk lamp and cover the moon.

Steel that does not want to be deformed is not good steel.

Humor. Tell me about it.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

People have one mouth and two ears because they hear twice as much as they say.

After thousands of tortures and blows, it is still strong, whether it is the southeast wind or the northwest wind in winter, it can bear it and will still be tough and straight.

I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, but only the wind energy accompanies me.

Everyone is busy, either busy living or busy dying. There are only two options.

Repeating the path that others have taken is because they have neglected their own feet.

When the kitten takes a nap, the earth is turning.

I'm sorry, I know who you love most.

I couldn't sleep the year before, and I couldn't sleep the year after.

You naughty boy, you just want to hurt me.

Just because you speak well doesn't mean you have no temper.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

If you think you are black, be your own sun.

Within ten steps, kill one person, cross a thousand miles, leave no one behind.

Learn to be arrogant, but learn not to bow.

You love me the most, because you are beautiful.