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On the teasing character of cute girls

I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom. The scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands at the window with a smile on his face.

Your procrastination is getting worse. Yes, we have agreed not to love you for a long time.

[Biology book, you owe me innocence, and I will definitely let you return it. You wait. . .

Youth is a handful of change that happens to get a can of beer.

Many people are saying: you know, I want to say: I don't understand.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!

Don't fart when you are friends.

Do you love it or not? Do you feel anything or not? You are all looking at your faces.

I don't know when I was the only one making faces in the big photo.

What's wrong with the person you're dating? At least they are honest, simple and rude, and will not fart like I love you. They are much better than some people.

God, come out and see the Tathagata.

I was in Enemy at the Gates that year, and you watched.

-Your Majesty, do you remember that bottle of' 82 XO?

I said hold you tight. I really called the police.

There is no fate between you and me. Everything depends on me.

There was once a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

Sleeping is like charging, but I've never been full.

Laugh and cry, cry and laugh. . . . .

I heard that our school was attacked by terrorists and was killed one by one according to the results. That's great. I still have a long time to live.

You haven't seen me take a shower because you played QQ and I wiped my hands for a second.

Money: Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face, look at the oblique bangs, look at the temperament, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for masking.

The old man was 800 degrees nearsighted. One day he pointed at me in class and shouted, What are you standing for? Sit down. I felt puzzled and turned around and found a coat hanging on the wall!

After putting on headphones, I suddenly found that there was no sound on the left. After careful examination, I found a false alarm. It turns out that I am deaf in my left ear.

Women can comment on men's breasts in person, but they can be unscrupulous; If a man is like this, he is a rogue.

Aunt canteen said: If you think my cooking is delicious, then I am the canteen chef. If you don't think my cooking tastes good, then I am a breeder.

Why don't you review for the exam? How can I be in the mood to review before the reunification of the motherland?

Who said that looking at the dynamics after breaking up is nostalgia, and you have to look at the toilet after going to the toilet?

Today, I am playing with my mobile phone after class. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. It was my head teacher. ......

What are you laughing at? I am an old man. Will you be scared to death after watching a horror movie? For the last time, will you accompany me to the toilet?

When the ancients made a mistake, it was called a false word. The ancients made a mistake, which was called inversion. What the ancients didn't finish is called ellipsis. When we were wrong, we made a fork. It's not fair!

I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

[There is a woman who is so cute, so cute, so stupid, so want to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that labor is a woman! ! ! ]

A classmate's cell phone suddenly rang during class. To my surprise, his ringtone is: please pay attention to reversing, please pay attention to the teacher's thought it was the sound outside.

Seeing the boss fall asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress gave him a leg and instantly felt so loving. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

Is May Day coming soon? Are you ready to go shopping? Are you ready for dinner? Are you ready to go to the amusement park? I just want to say, remember to take me with you.

Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

It turns out that the English ambulance is ambulance, and the Chinese pronunciation is: I can't die, so I remember it all at once.

Two students in the class are in love. After the class teacher found out, he called both parents. Both parents chatted and found that the other family was in good condition, so they got engaged.

The teacher asked: what does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? Classmate: If someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw a bucket of water at him and kill him.

We are about to graduate. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir, and all the students in grade one said in unison: the headmaster is going to refund our tuition.

It's none of my business if you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

Next, I want to have no distractions and study hard. Strive for the senior high school entrance examination. Can you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

Every time I see the goddess in the climate where I eat out occasionally, I will drag my head back and pretend that I don't care, and then take out my mobile phone to search for people nearby.

Are you out of your mind? Yeah, then why don't you see a doctor and get better, so I don't like you.

How can I ask my deskmate to see the teacher for you when playing mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone! .

Girls' signatures are cute _ cute girls' signatures.

1. I won't take anything that doesn't belong to me I don't want what I didn't really give me.

You froze your silence in mid-air. How can I describe my importance?

I am yours and you are mine. These two sentences sound so bitter. ...

4, if life is just like the first sight, what is the autumn wind sad painting fan.

One day, I will delete you completely, leaving nothing.

6. When tears begin to be outlined as regrets, memories are also accompanied by exaggerated sadness.

7. Friends or lovers, if you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

9. Always pursue perfection, but never know that it will always be a flaw.

10 Don't you think it's dirty to tell the same love story to different people?

1 1. If you can't give up, continue to like it. At least your heart won't be empty.

12, if I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

13. Don't feel inferior in life. Even if you are a pile of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

14, tell me that you are happy now, aren't you? Sorry, I don't want to hear it. I just wish you well.

15, a wedding dress, like a butterfly, the beauty that cannot be interpreted is frozen forever in an instant.

16, we will never see our weight in the eyes of others.

17, how many bright futures we have imagined for ourselves, but the result is not as perfect as you think.

18, pour a pool of tenderness, if you allow me to last forever.

19, if you love him and give him time to grow, you will find his change.

20. The world is so big, but I met you. The world is so small, but I lost you.

2 1, sunny day, conformity; After the prosperity, strangers don't know each other.

22. The place where you are is particularly fresh, and the corners of your mouth will rise when you miss you.

23. If there is no future, just cherish the present.

24, the secret of girls: the familiarity with others depends on the obscene degree of chat content, the more obscene the general relationship, the better.

25. Every kind of youth will eventually grow old, but I hope that you in my memory will always be good.

Please take care of yourself for me before I go to me before you do.

27. We missed some mistakes, but we can live as usual.

28. Thank you for liking me. I also like the person who liked you in those days.

29. what There is no doubt that being strong means being brave.

30. Everyone has many secrets in his life.

3 1. The simple thing is that I miss you. The hard part is that we are not together.

32. Time won't stop for you, and people can't predict the future. I wonder what will happen in the next second. Cherish what you have now.

33. Love can be simple, but not casual.

34. The problem is only me, not you.

35. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

36. What can't be forgotten is memory, and what continues is life. If you miss it, you will pass by.

I want to know what I will say when I am drunk, but I have never been drunk.

38. One day, I won't force myself to forget, but a cold word, how are you?

39. Because I like you, I like to sing against you occasionally. This feeling is wonderful.

I just want someone who can love me for a long time.

4 1, if "don't care" can make you relax, of course you will, but you're just not ready.

42. The silence now is even more sinking, and there is no disappointment.

When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.

44, not a lifetime person, not a lifetime, not reluctantly, can let go.

45. After a long time, you will find me unreasonable more and more.

46. Put your head in your hands and look up at the sky. Infinite thoughts and daydreams began to spread and fly away.

47. I can't do it alone. I have always been strong. Nobody needs to worry.

48. I suddenly want to cry when I hear that you and she are very happy.

49. Love is like a play. We just play the role that everyone plays.

50. I just want to leave two eyes before the residual light just to see you.

5 1, I can't allow any betrayal, anyone, any form, any reason.

52. People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.

53. Only those who overcome themselves can get along with others. If he wins well, he will meet the enemy.

54. The ending without ending is the best ending.

My truth is often hidden in jokes, but you don't know it.

I hope fireflies will only shine for you all their lives.

57. Youth is for debauchery, and life is for fooling around.

58. We can't go back to the past and see the future without Doraemon time machine.

You can't play with my feelings.

60. An injured person doesn't know how to receive and give love.

6 1, the meteor shower is coming again, and it also brings something called happiness!

62. I am not as strong as your little woman, but as strong as a big woman.

63. If one day I don't cry when I watch you leave, it means I'm cured.

64. If the memory doesn't speak, will the fleeting time bloom?

65. There was no real beginning between us, but there was a sad ending.

If you make a girl laugh, she will like you. But if you make her cry, she loves you.

67. Boys are talking animals, while girls are acting animals.

68. I am afraid that one second you are good to me, and the next second you will be on others.

69, habitually lying on the table, simple and quiet, light and happy.

70. It turns out that tolerance doesn't need talent, and love will naturally be tolerant when it is deep.

7 1, everyone is a kind boy, but the cruelty of reality taught him to put on a mask in disguise.

72. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and all lost things will come back in another way.

73, close at hand, but no one cares (so sad.

74. When you come out, it should be the sequela left by swimming with you in endless cold.

Even if it hurts, I don't want to admit it I have nothing but stubbornness.

I like you for no reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.

77. One day, the right is in hand, killing all the dogs in the world!

78. Many times it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

I love you, so I have been waiting. I wait for you, so I continue to love.

80. Yesterday's love, today's desolation, once belonged to our love no longer exists! !

8 1. Push me to the bottom and break into pieces. Are you satisfied?

82. I am always worried about losing someone. Now think about it, who will worry about losing me?

83. Always respond to expectations with enthusiasm, which warms the frustration of many people.

84. I know I'm crazy, but what's strange about it? In the face of love, I am not crazy.

85. Do you know what my criteria for choosing a spouse are? The answer is your name.

86. The reality is too embarrassing, and I am too hard on myself.

87. Don't worry about love. There is no wasteland and no age. It is still early.

88. In flashy youth, we can only play a supporting role, and the protagonist is still time and youth.

89. Mom is a beauty. Don't hurt her at the age of eight. Dad is a superman. Don't hit him in time. Thanksgiving parents.

After 90, it is difficult to grow up from poverty, and naivety will not be hit.

9 1, you will never understand, it doesn't matter what I install.

92. I was gentle for a while, and then the dog ate me.

93. Love is sometimes contradictory, and it will look shaky in the wind and rain, but it is not willing to be dull.

94. If you love her so much, let her get out of my world.

95.- Sister, this is for the pain. The friendship I used to cherish the least. Now it's my most precious thing,

96. I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily.

97. Silent love is quiet and happy. Cute girls' latest version of personality signature

98. Keep happiness and forget unhappiness. Seriously say to yourself, dear yourself, it's all over.

99. No amount of sweet words can compare with your care and consideration.

100, don't try your best to break my heart, it's you who can live there.

10 1. Youth is running wildly and then falling down beautifully.

102, sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

103, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

104, always holding a beautiful fantasy, and finally dying of disappointment.

105, I will always be a listener to comfort your pain.

106, maybe every girl will have a fairy-tale dream.

107, the world is good without you. The air is so fresh and the sun is so bright.

108, I will always be you, flying the most beautiful rainbow in the sky.

109, the wind blew the memory into a long line, and the original clear footprints were covered with dust, and the foregone conclusion between us could not be changed.

1 10, snowflakes, falling quietly in the cold winter night.

1 1 1, the song is over. Is there a song that can be sung for a lifetime?

You have nothing to let me go. Because you never thought about me in your heart.

1 13, I keep walking alone, even if the stars around me have faded, I dare not look back, for fear that no one will really give up.

1 14, leave a flashback silhouette, do you remember the road we have traveled?

1 15, don't mind what I say, because you always take me for granted.

1 16, it's good not to meet. You will always be the person I remember.

1 17, I'd rather live alone than have some hypocritical people stick around me and watch me suffer.

1 18, the so-called loyalty is just not enough chips for betrayal.

1 19, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

120, remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

12 1, I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to joke with you and others.

122, touch that wound, there are too many sweet memories in it.

123, two people embrace together, but the body is so cold.

124, growth has given me what I always wanted.

125, it's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable. The girl's signature is very cute.

126, there is always a song that makes you fall into deep memories.

127, I hate people pointing at me! I don't know if I'm yours!

128, years, who is the fallen flower.

129, once the youth, telling the innocence like a blank sheet of paper.

130, happy on the surface, but unhappy inside.

13 1. There are many secrets in my world. As for you, it belongs only to me.

132, you are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

133, many times because you can't get it, you pretend you don't want it.

134, a moment of beauty is eternal in memory.

135, I am not a salted egg superman. Why should I fight for you?

136, the class teacher never knows that it is the so-called bad students who will always protect the class.

137, flowers wither to set off the beauty of the past.

138, the reality is a foregone conclusion.

139, love does not have to be felt by outsiders, but I recognized you as soon as you appeared in front of me.

140, I missed the beauty of the whole world and couldn't find another you.

14 1. I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

142, deeply in love with each other, they can't be separated. I hope this one will stay with the other until I die.

143, you even love the way she lies, and I even love the way you love her. Is this enough to love you?

144, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

145, feeling, feeling, accompanied by the page, why can't it compare with the electric shock you gave?

146, which is empty after being possessed.

147, don't blame people who are always suspicious, realize that you used to trust others too easily.

Good-looking personality signature daquan girl cute girl signature

1, don't care too much about everything, everything goes with fate, deep fate gathers together, and shallow fate goes with it.

I'm not a princess, I'm a queen. I don't need anyone to hurt me.

3. Boys have thicker legs than girls, which is the most basic respect for girls.

Teacher, you don't need to change my seat. No matter who you talk to, I can speak very well.

Galvanized coffins are durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

6. Wait for the soft sunshine all the way.

7. If it takes all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to stay lucky and make a fortune.

8. I have a smile in my eyes, and it's all magnanimous.

I want to hug you and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.

10, no matter how strong and manly I am, I am also a fucking girl.

1 1, three souls and six souls are gentle because of you.

12, a woman, even a demon, will yearn for a quiet home one day.

13, when three people walk together, there will always be one person left out.

14, I am a damn beautiful girl.

15, leaving the river is like a deep-sea fish leaving the sun, without any influence.

16, I wanted to go, but I didn't die.

17, while the sun is just right, reach out and hug.

18, hold your breath when you miss me. After all, my cuteness is everywhere.

19, two results of girls not working hard, endless stalls and endless vegetable markets.

20. I began to like sleeping, because there is nothing to look forward to and nothing to look forward to.

2 1, don't ask me if I have an object in the future. It is against the dogma that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

22. Every day, I draw a circle on my calendar. It was not until Sunday that I discovered that my life was an ellipsis.

I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

24. Fairy tales are just fantasies that girls like and expect.

25. So you like warm stories, so I'll heat my stories in the microwave.

26, don't change ten lollipops, just don't change, brother is the best!

I hope you have a sweet dream. I mean, dreaming about me.

28, all charming, I am different, I grind people.

29. It is said that handing in a blank piece of paper can get three points, which is called clean paper.

30. Revenge must be reported, and love must be held.

3 1, well, just give me an affordable grave.

At that time, we didn't know that we were experiencing the best moment.

33. Someone asked me what it was like to miss the extreme. I said I sent him good night once, and I woke up seven times a night to check my cell phone information.

We can quarrel, but it can't affect our relationship. No matter friendship or love.

35. Some people are so tender that water comes out when they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

36. Everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but she actually made it up.

37. Not all targets can be achieved, but they can be used as aiming points.

Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

39. I am never afraid to wait. I'm afraid you won't come.

40. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good to know someone, there's no need to be intimate.

4 1, Wan Li is the girl you care about most.

42. Sister holds the child's hand and drags the child away; Don't go, stun and drag away.

I wish I had a tail. No matter how calm I am in front of you, wag my tail and you will know how happy I am.

44. If you love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.

45. The warmest sun is the most suitable temperature for the heart.

46. There are no secret admirers, but many of them want to assassinate.

47. A person's mind is like a speck of dust. Fall into your eyes and shed tears.

48. I'm fine. I have experienced several knife wounds, and I am still very proud.

49. People who like it just right are the most comfortable, and those who know how to measure it are the most attractive.

50. Look at my lollipop. It's delicious, but I won't give it to you. You don't like me.

5 1, just self-righteous, but after all, people are not vegetation.

52. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

53. Every girl has a unique person in her heart.

54. Later, I also learned to talk less and stop disturbing.

55. I want to snuggle in your arms and be your cat alone.

56. After class, the teacher said she could ask her questions. I asked her with a love letter, and she asked me to wait for her at the teaching place.

57. I have been mixed up until now, and I can afford it. Only chopsticks can be put down.

58. That's all right. It doesn't matter if there are more injuries.

59. I never take photos with my boyfriend in case I turn my back on anyone at any time and place.

60. I want a house facing the sea in spring.

Cute girl space talks about domineering

1: Maybe you are too cute, maybe I love you too much, but I just want to sleep with you anyway.

2: I like dreaming, the kind I do during the day.

It's not that I look down on you, but that I don't care about you at all.

4: My fatness is only temporary, and your ugliness is eternal.

5. Girls love to play mobile games.

6. Girls' casual mobile games, girls' dress-up games, girls' favorite dance games, business mobile games, fault-finding games and mobile phone dress-up games.

7. Life looks like white flour, but you can't make too much, or there won't be enough flour.

What I admire is your skill of playing with Russian feelings, which is superb.

9: If you don't hold my hand, I will run with others.

10: The little sunflower mother started class, and the child always coughs badly, which is mostly useless.

1 1: Don't expect to lose weight by exercise. Bajie walked thousands of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

12: Why are you always alone? I'm afraid I'll scare you if I come out alone.

13: What is home? Home is where wifi will automatically connect.

14: It looks beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

15: I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to have a doll kiss.

16: Friends are the road, but home is the tree. Don't get lost, lean against the tree.

17: I hate it when you say you miss me but do nothing.

18: I don't like taking pictures. I only try the pixels of my mobile phone occasionally!

19: I also wanted to wave to you and turn around freely.

20: For my future children, I won't lose the test paper at the starting line. I'll hang it now.

2 1: The most hurtful thing after breaking up is to wish you happiness, and the most touching thing is whether you have enough troubles!

22: After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

23: Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

I just want to hear all your sweet words.

You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

I finally got up the courage to call him. But there was a woman's gentle voice on the phone. Hello, the subscriber you dialed is out of service!

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

28: Five Steps of Toothbrush: Squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow it-delicious.

29: A man, no matter how handsome he is when he is young, is also an impotent old man after 2008. Who won't show it to me?

Without you, there would be no me today, and with you, there would be no tomorrow.

3 1: Books are the best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

32: Cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.

The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.