What bloody things have you encountered in your life experience?

Life is like a play, and the things I have experienced are not the bloodiest, only bloodier! It's all a history of blood and tears Looking back, it's hard to look back!

My first love was my period. High school first tasted the taste of love. At that time, the feelings were pure and beautiful, and even the touch on the fingers made people move. For me, the first love is Bai Yueguang in my heart. Even after breaking up for many years, I still dream from time to time that she is wearing a white skirt with a gentle and bright smile. I met my present friend at a party. The first time I saw this girl, I felt familiar with her and liked her very much. Besides, she shared the same surname as my first love and felt very predestined. Until one time, she accidentally turned to my ex's photo. She was completely angry and asked me who that bitch was. I felt guilty and didn't answer. She took it and looked at it carefully, only to find that the bitch in her mouth was her own sister. ...

Selling a house, when my mother-in-law just graduated from college, she couldn't find a suitable job and did real estate sales for a year. The first customer I sold was an old lady. Because of my sweet mouth and hard work, the old man couldn't help buying a house with incomplete documents and forcing an additional barn. Although I know what I do is not authentic, I want a commission. Later, the old lady asked me for a theoretical refund, and I simply blacked out. It was not until she called home that the old lady recognized her future second son-in-law as the little liar. ...

My father-in-law and I became good brothers. During the World Cup, my girlfriend didn't allow me to stay up late, so I lied about working overtime and going to a small restaurant to watch the ball. There were many people watching the ball in the restaurant at that time. I made a table with an uncle, so we drank beer, ate mutton kebabs, shouted, played too high, drank too much, and thus changed from an uncle to a big brother and from a young man to a little brother.

This is my bloody life, doomed to love with my wife and family. Menstruation, her mother-in-law, and her eldest brother's father-in-law who dare not meet privately are in pain and happy!