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You'll never understand how much I've paid. Tell me.

1. You'll never understand! I will be happy because of your greeting, and at the same time I will be sad because of what you inadvertently said.

Actually, we didn't start at all, so you don't have to say the ending.

I know I'm a bitch, I know I'm artificial, but it's all for you.

There have always been times recently when I was thinking that I was afraid that even if I tried my best and ran fastest, I could not reach you.

5. The potato chips bought when watching movies together are put in fresh-keeping bags to dry and save, and expire after two days; Go to the flower shop to buy gardenia, water it in the sun every day, and it will bloom in one season; Polaroid photos taken together, carefully hidden in the album, expired after decades; Then, the memories we made together, I was the only one to keep. How long will it expire?

6. The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most; Those who understand your tears are the ones who love you the most. The person who dries your tears is the last person with you.

7. No matter how the past is, the past is over, and the best is always waiting for you in the future.

8. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer: "Because it's you, because it's me."

9. Once that person appears in the world, others will be reconciled. I don't want to make do with it

10. Take the initiative because you care. I didn't contact because I thought it was your turn to care.

1 1. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

12. I took a fancy to it, pursued it, okay, happy, soon, tired, quarreled, faded, and broke up.

13. To me, you are just a joke. Don't take yourself too seriously

14. If I disappear one day, will you come to me like crazy?

15. Once we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people, it just sticks a needle in the most painful place. Then we want to cry, we toss and turn, we become doctors after a long illness, and we are turned into steel.

16. I always thought people were getting old slowly. Actually, it's not. People will get old in an instant.

17. Love is a meeting, which can't wait or be prepared.

18. Love is a problem that you want more than you want, and it is urgent. If you have love, you will treat it wholeheartedly. If you don't have love, you will be happy.

19. Some people seem to care nothing about you, but you don't know how many times they have resisted the impulse to contact you.

20. I hope to get a heart and never leave; Wan Li Road, Tonghua, I can't even speak Korean.