Interesting sentences to eat

A selection of funny sentences for eating

Eating is not only a meal, but also a spirit. I summed up some sentences related to eating funny, hoping to help you.

Selected funny sentences about eating 1. A heart that wants to lose weight lives a life of eating goods.

2. If you don't die, there must be pot porridge.

3. If it lasts for a long time, it will be in pork and pork.

4. In an emergency, people will have an egg tart in an instant.

As far as commodities are concerned, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

6. This is a blessing, the more the better.

7. Some foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

8. The only two things I don't eat are lunch and dinner.

9. Flies eat shit in the toilet. The little fly asked her mother, why do we eat shit every day? Mother fly said, shh … don't swear when eating!

10. People will not be empty when they are full.

1 1. motto: don't eat or drink today, and try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

12. Which is more important? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

13. Ke Spirit: Eat more, eat more and eat better!

14. A dream, a dream that one day, all hotels in the world are free …

15. Those who can work forget to eat.

16. Are there so many delicious foods in the world? ""It's not that there are many delicious things, but that everything is delicious for you. "

Funny sentences about eating 1. I was doing my homework when my parents were eating. I asked my mother what is 3 times 7? Mom said I was stupid, and I didn't even know how much Panax notoginseng cost. I wrote at that time, regardless of the willy-nilly, three sevens equals fifteen ... as a result, my mother spit out the rice and sprayed it in my father's face. ...

2. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

4. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites when you are full.

6. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, there is no love without food. Show me!

7. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.

8. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

9. It is said that eating food will not fail ... because eating food is too heavy, high numbers will not fail.

10. Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just going to eat. On the way.

1 1. Slim eating is the best in eating.

12. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

13. Last words of a foodie: nothing else. Burn me a sea fishing and two waiters.

14. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction in your mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!

15. Eat for love. Not afraid of being fat, I am afraid that good food will not come.

16. The child is heavy and plans to ban coke and drink urgent syrup instead.

17. Cover up the inner abnormality on the surface.

18. The address of the gift you sent me is not very good.

19. Please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

20. Lying, except this sentence.

2 1. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

Don't be afraid when you see the shadow in front of you, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

23. Horse is the cruelest game, but there is an eternal distance between them!

24. DDVP, I'm afraid there will be a surprise if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle!

25. When we are sad, we often make faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

26. Being met by someone is either a story or an accident.

27. Money is like dirt. My dad treats me like a septic tank.

28. I like to watch Huoying endure it, because I died in a village.

29. Follow the theme and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

30. Silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?

3 1. Eat vegetables, save money and fall in love.

32. I'll give you two dollars if you pop out my sadness.

33. I can't beat you I have turned against you.

34. I wear cologne, but I can still vaguely smell the residual smell.

35. Eating is a slip of the tongue!

36. Eat well, and a TV series suddenly appeared.

37. When there are many couples, cucumbers are hard to sell.

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