Lantern Festival is funny and short. 202 1

Lantern Festival is the first festival after the Spring Festival. After the Lantern Festival, the flavor of the year gradually disappears, and people have to resume their normal and busy work and study. Moreover, the Lantern Festival is not a legal holiday. If it falls on a working day, people have to go to work and go to school on the Lantern Festival. At this time, we can actually "have fun" and think of some funny jokes related to the Lantern Festival to entertain you, me and him.

Lantern Festival is funny and short. 202 1 1. On the fifteenth day of the first month, you must go out to see the moon, bring a bow and sword and shout at the moon: Chang 'e, come down and eat Yuanxiao! Maybe Chang 'e mm will really fly to your arms!

2. The jade world is 30,000 hectares. Give me a boat. Who will spend the Lantern Festival with me?

Send you a kiss, send you a burst of fragrance, let me touch you, let me get close to you, Ah, Lantern Festival, my love, Happy Lantern Festival!

My moon is like a dish, a lantern festival. I'll eat half and give you the rest. Do you like it? What's the filling? ?

I will do anything for you: chop down trees with WU GANG, run naked on the moon and dance on Mars. If you invite me to dinner, I will perform in front of you today ... and eat Yuanxiao!

6. Lantern Festival lanterns are covered with paper cranes. Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon sends lovesickness, and the full moon brings a round band!

7. I'm going to the supermarket on the Lantern Festival today. A security guard stopped me and said, "Wait a minute, what's in your clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "This is meat, not meat!" " ! My own! The new year is too long!

8. After so many years of evolution and improvement, there is no difference between "shake" and "package" in jiaozi's practice of Lantern Festival. Statistics show that all are bought!

9. Water is the lovesickness of the mountain, clouds are the support of the sky, the wind whispers in the night, and I sing at your window: Everything is reunited.

10. Do you know how much I like you? ! Round pink face, grinning so sweetly. I really like you! Ah, the sweet Lantern Festival!

1 1. Having been single for a long time, I saw two connected Yuanxiao and wanted to separate them with a shovel.

12. I want to eat jiaozi in the Spring Festival, jiaozi on New Year's Eve, glutinous rice balls on the Lantern Festival, moon cakes on the Mid-Autumn Festival and zongzi on the Dragon Boat Festival. I can't find a reason to lose weight.

13. The end of the year. People are tired of running. The money has been spent. My heart hurts. There are fewer text messages. Nobody cares. You can't run wild. Go to work honestly. Thank me and wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

14. The Lantern Festival is here. I wish your troubled "night" is gone and happy events are connected; The sad voice "night" disappeared, and happiness stayed around forever; Sad soul "night" courage scattered, good luck will never stop; Happy Lantern Festival, happy smile!

15. What is the sweetest thing in the world? You made Yuanxiao. What is the most beautiful thing in the world? Watch the moon with you. On the Lantern Festival, I will eat the Lantern Festival you made and enjoy the moon with you.

16. In that year, snowflakes fell and reunion hung up. That year, next to Huaqing Pool, jiaozi didn't move out. Don't say who comes first, just eat enough, just want to be happy with you on the fifteenth.

17. Round jiaozi is my love, and sweet stuffing is caring; What kind of rhythm is the most swaying and what kind of festivals are the most enjoyable? Warm care comes from relatives and friends and flows to a happy heart. Happy festivals are our expectation, and it is most comfortable to have a lively Lantern Festival! The most dazzling Lantern Festival wind belongs to your Happy Lantern Festival!

18. May, May, May, May, May, May, fasting, May, May, May, May, May, May, May, May, May, May, Have you ever received such a profound blessing? I knew you couldn't understand it ~ I had to let this genius explain it to you. I mean: I wish you a happy fifteenth day of the first month!

19. Give you a BMW-no money! Send you a prairie-no right! Send you a white cloud-easy to disperse! Send you a spacewalk-it's too difficult! Send you a bag of Yuanxiao-simple! Send you a blessing-warmth!

20. The Lantern Festival is approaching, and the State Council has issued five bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me; Don't get rich and forget me; It is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble; Do not eat, do not call me; Don't think about me when you are free; Request to pay close attention to implementation!

Humorous sentences of Lantern Festival

1. The Lantern Festival is very round and couples embrace each other. If you bully me again, I'll speak for the henpecked.

2. Water is the lovesickness of the mountain, clouds are the support of the sky, the wind whispers in the night, and I sing in front of your window: All reunion.

The moon in the sky is round, the Yuanxiao in the pot and the table for eating are round, and you feel more round, just like Yuanxiao.

4. I like your softness, your crispness, your stickiness and your round head, haha, because you are glutinous rice balls, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

5. I want to use: a wisp (sentimental thoughts), a red bean and a spoonful (honey). Ten minutes later, at the full moon, I will ask Yu Tu of *^v^* to send me my special Lantern Festival!

6. After fifteen, even if the whole New Year is over, it's time to go back to work!

7. Give you a sweet, sticky and soft dumpling. Take a bite! Ah! It hurts me to death! Inside is my heart!

8. One day, a tiger chased a crab, and the crab disappeared. The tiger turned around and found a spider in the tree. The tiger said with a smile, don't think I don't know you when you are online. Happy Lantern Festival!

9. All the blessings are riddles of the Lantern Festival, and the answer is you.

10. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer when you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

1 1. Some people say that I am always eaten and bitten because I am hurt by "flattery" (stuffing). I always laugh at such rumors.

12. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy Lantern Festival.

13. I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. If he asks you if I told him, you tell him I didn't. Happy Lantern Festival!

14. Lantern Festival gives you 22 blessings, and all blessings are blessings. Happiness is everywhere, and great happiness is half great. Jin Fu Yin Fu is very lucky this year.

15. I will send you ten yuanxiao o ※ o ※ o ※ o ※ o ※ o representing my ten blessings: one happiness, two happiness, three peace, four happiness, Five Blessingg, six blessings, seven wishes, eight blessings, nine health and ten reunion!

16. You are a fat vine, and my feet are shaking. We bought pork to worship God, and after eating pork, it changed our lives. Just say we are reading short messages-I wish you a delicious Lantern Festival and a happy work!

17. I hope you have a happy Lantern Festival: cover your stomach, cover yourself with a quilt, have a runny nose, smile at the mirror, drink water, miss me, be unhappy and be happy forever!

18. Don't forget to eat Yuanxiao on the Lantern Festival. Once learned, you gain wisdom, three families are reunited, four seasons are safe, and five. . . Oh, piggy, this thing is not easy to digest!

19. I want to eat Yuanxiao with you, not with you, but with you.

20. In the pot, I am always floating and calm. This is life, life is always ups and downs.

What do people usually do on stilts during the Lantern Festival? Walking on stilts is a folk performance. Walking on stilts is one of the hundred plays in ancient China, which appeared in the Spring and Autumn Period. Liezi Fu Shuo: "Those who had orchids in the Song Dynasty used their skills to dry the Song and Yuan Dynasties. Song and Yuan asked to see his skill. "

Lion dance is usually held on the Lantern Festival or at parties. People will put on lion dance costumes and perform. Usually two people perform lion dance together. Originated in the Three Kingdoms period.

It is unwilling to sacrifice local customs. Some call for poplar branches to be inserted in the door, a pair of chopsticks to be inserted in bean porridge, or meat and wine to be placed directly in front of the door.

Lanterns are hung everywhere in the flower viewing lamp. In the past, there were riddles under lanterns. If you guess right, you can get lanterns or other forests.