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Show off your weight and talk about how to dry your weight in a circle of friends (93 sentences)

1, excellent person, even the chest is a.

2. If you don't lose weight, summer will come.

3. Stick to it, then stick to it.

4, the object is a mobile phone, and the weight is fat.

5, white covers three ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

6. Obesity is bad, but it is cool to gain weight.

7. Clothes that can wear size S are S's figure.

8. How to lose weight if you are not full!

9. Weight loss, health rise.

10, young, but heavy.

1 1, getting older and heavier.

12, now take a bite, summer is sad.

13, exercise your legs frequently, keep your mouth shut and lose weight.

14, don't occupy the position of two people by one person!

15, it is difficult for fat people to climb to the top of their lives.

16, and if the weight exceeds 100, minus 20.

17, I've been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

18, slimming area, my site, my decision.

19, lose weight and enhance women's self-confidence.

20. Brother, didn't you count your weight?

2 1, if you want to look thin in front of people, you must be lean in the back.

22. I'm not fat, just inconspicuous.

23. Eliminate excess fat and improve the quality of life.

24, fat for so long, lose weight and die?

25, alas, I am too fat, too fat.

26. Be thin when you die, and don't stop until you reach your goal.

27. As you get fatter every day, your heart will tighten.

28. Those who don't stop eating now will reap 10 Jin tomorrow.

29, people get fat in middle age, when it comes to losing weight, it will be on the top!

30. Eat less meat today, and you can walk in Victoria's Secret tomorrow.

3 1, I have food today, I will be fatter tomorrow, and I will worry tomorrow.

32, although eating is easy, it is not appropriate to lose weight, and eat and cherish.

Why should I lose weight? It's not that I can't afford it.

34. You can't see your ears on the front and your nose on the side.

35. Eat and drink, don't worry about your weight.

36. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

38, I am a standard weight, I just eat a little, really!

39. I am fat and proud. Call me fat. Do you like me?

40. Without rich wealth, there is no rich fat.

4 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

42. You stood in front of me and blocked the wifi signal of my mobile phone.

There are no roads in the world. Lose more fat and you'll have a way.

44. Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.

45. Beautiful clothes in the shopping mall. Don't you want to wear it?

46. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.

47. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

48, weight loss = plastic surgery, how do you know how good you look without losing weight.

49. The cool summer of fat mushrooms is "heartache at the thought of losing weight."

You know I feel inferior because I am fat, but you tell me to lose weight!

5 1, spiritual beauty is more important than external beauty, but it is best to have the best of both worlds.

52. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

53. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

54. Losing weight is really not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

55. Spiritual beauty is more important than external beauty, but isn't it better to have the best of both worlds?

56. I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

57. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.

58. How can a person who can't even control his weight control his own life?

Don't talk about some heavy topics when we meet, such as my weight.

60. You are not fat at all, but there is a little blank in the photo.

6 1, I'm Xiao pang, and I can touch my stomach when I'm sad!

62. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

63. If you really have nothing to do, take out weighing scale and look for excitement.

64. Fatty, you don't have a boyfriend. Do you know why? Who wants you like this?

65. Those who want to lose weight, those who have no willpower and those who like to eat are hopeless.

66. God gave me a heart to lose weight, but didn't give me a mouth to lose weight.

67. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? Because there are many things in your heart that are difficult to lose weight.

68. If you want to lose weight, don't always make excuses for yourself. If you are decisive, you will die.

69, I want to lose weight, brave rose, no food, no water, no way out.

70. Where did you buy the 45kg weighing scale? I want it, too.

7 1, there are two me in the world: one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

72, even if you die, the coffin is bigger than others, and you have to order it! Still slimming!

73. Just like wearing tightly wrapped clothes and sweating in the hot summer sun?

74. The saddest thing is that you have a thin figure and a plump face. Is there wood?

75. Sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.

76. I am fat! I'm fine. I can play with my face pinched. You have lost weight! If you have nothing to do, just watch me squeeze my face and play.

77, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

78. Youth is only once, and you can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!

79. I am very grateful to my mother for successfully feeding me from mini to plus version at home.

80. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat, drink and sleep well.

8 1, once your eyes could accommodate the whole world, but now your eyes will only be me.

82, so thin, still lose weight? Eat more, okay? Because you are fat, you only belong to me!

83. I am so hungry that I can only punch my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

84. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

85. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

86. I want to lose weight every day, but I want to eat something delicious every day. I really can't stand myself.

87. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

88. I don't know if you look good after you lose weight, but I know that you look fat now!

89. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling that there is no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.

90. Nowadays, commodities are really cutting corners. For example, pants are getting smaller and smaller, and the size I could wear last year will not work this year.

9 1, eat Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel disgusting? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?

92. I am shy sometimes. I ordered two bowls of Lamian Noodles and silently finished my own bowl. I have to pretend to ask another person not to come so that I can eat another bowl.

93. Exercise if you want to have a good figure, and learn to make up if you want to have a good face! Don't think all day, never do it! The result may not be perfect, but if you don't do it, you can only think about it!