Talking about interesting jingles in space

Life is so fast that Lian Xiao has no time! But how can you live without a sense of humor? The following is the space I provide for you. I hope you like it!

Space funny jingles talk about choice.

1) You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

2) Fortunately, pigs, unfortunately, people. I am a lucky unfortunate, at least I sleep like a pig.

3) Going to the Internet cafe, I saw a young man in his twenties watching Pleasant Goat, which was so naive. After watching it for more than three hours, I really can't stand it anymore. I patted him on the shoulder and gave him a cigarette: Dude, can you watch Logger Vick for me for a while?

4) install mirrors on the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books!

5) I have been single for a long time, and my resentment towards society is too deep. When you see jiaozi, you have to forcibly separate two people who are stuck together?

6) In the morning, my boyfriend patted a bloody mosquito and muttered in bed:? Even though we are having an affair, I still want to kill you, because I already have someone I love. ?

7) A friend asked an old man to borrow money, and the old man suddenly asked him: Do you like Mr. Cang? My friend said he liked it without thinking. The old man said:? I can't lend you this money I like Mr. Cang, too We are rivals in love. ?

8) You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

9) ? It was a part of my life a few minutes ago, but now I lose my temperature when I sink into cold water. When I pressed the button, it said goodbye to it! I think this is the love and hate in Where are you going? . . ? Is that why you shit? !

10) If the children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination.

Space funny jingle talk about daquan

1) looks are not important, what matters is that you are not beautiful.

2) You don't know how much I envy those people who can see you, hear your voice and talk to you every day *

3) China has a good voice, and every student will say it? I like singing since I was a child? !

4) Call elder sister first, then younger sister, and then daughter-in-law!

5) How many single Valentine's Days did we spend?

6) I won't go to school until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

I bought a bitch last year.

8) I suddenly remembered a domineering sentence:? Do you know that?/You know what? Love me. Stand up and let me love.

9) Marry a handsome man who can cook.

10)- cherish me while I'm still here.

1 1) If I am killed one day, I want to know which woman will cry except my mother, and which man will be there except my father.

12) Talking to some bitches is a waste of saliva.

13) No one has died in life since ancient times, and those who die early and die late have to die.

14) A child who drinks for an hour and bites a straw for half an hour should be happy.

15) Idiot, I want to fool around with you any day. Idiot, I want to giggle with you every day

16) When I was young, you and I made many mistakes because we didn't learn love well.

17) how can you be a woman without being cruel, heartless, pretentious or scheming?

18) You turn around and I'll go downstairs.

19), you are not mine, and I am not yours.

20) When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

2 1) ~ Let life slip past you, girl, don't laugh ~ Legend of invincible city in love ~ Several heroes in ancient times returned ~ The whole army was wiped out under the show skirt ~!

22) What I want is the kind of bitch who can't get rid of me and likes to stick to me.

23) Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

25) Are you stupid? Do you think you will die without him? Live well if you lack anyone. Please keep this in mind.

26) Dear deskmate, I don't have classes to chat with you, gossip and play poker next semester. Are you bored @ Dear deskmate, I don't have classes to accompany you to the toilet to buy snacks next semester. Do you feel lonely @

27) When I grow up, I will be smarter, gentler and stronger than you!

It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. It's too hot! ?

29) If you win, I will accompany you to the throne! You lost, I will accompany you to make a comeback!

30) Am I pathetic? Do you need to tell me? Need your sympathy? Need your hypocrisy?

3 1) I just I'm not gentle, not beautiful, unfair, I laugh when I'm happy, I cry when I'm sad, I want to be with my best friend forever, I'm afraid of losing the world for a second, and I never pretend to be dissatisfied.

32) Life lies in stillness. How many years do you think the tortoise lived?

33) Hey, dare to be my son's father? Hey, dare to be my son's mother?

Don't always look at your little mother, no matter how big the pie I bring, it's not your dish.

35) A man who treats women badly in this life will become a seven-dimensional space in the next life.

36) If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. No regrets until death! But there are no rules? Then forget it!

37) There are more and more monsters now, but fewer and fewer people collect them.

38) The ancients said: Are you two or two? Second, there is, no three no four.

I really want to put you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are.

40) When buying watermelons 100% people will knock watermelons and most of them don't know how to knock there?

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