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How can I make my eyes blind, my ears deaf and my teeth toothless?

The story of an old Chinese medicine grandmother (47) Author: Grandma Zeng Le likes other people's humor best, so she likes telling jokes to everyone every day to make everyone happy and relaxed. She said: "Smile, ten years old, smile, people are not old, which makes sense." A person with a good attitude will be in good health. If he is peaceful and open-minded, he will live a long life. Why is optimism so important to people? This has a lot to do with internal secretion. When people are optimistic, they will secrete many hormones that are beneficial to human health. People will secrete hormones harmful to human health when they are pessimistic, which is proved by modern science. "Grandma said that people are poor when they are old. My eyes are blurred, my ears are back, my teeth are missing, my legs and feet are ineffective, and my back is hunched. This is a natural law. But can it be postponed? Yes It is to prevent aging as soon as possible. At a certain age, we should not only pay attention to the rules of life, daily diet and health exercise, but also pay attention to drinking some tonic wine and eating some healthy food. Do a good job of health care, you can avoid spending your eyes, ears, teeth and even hair. Can you believe it? How can I not believe it? Grandma, you, your teacher, isn't that what our family does? Grandma said, look at those people who are hard of hearing, they always make a lot of jokes. An old friend of mine told me a joke. He said that an old man had heard a song and always sang, "The most romantic thing is to grow old with you. She heard that "the most romantic thing is to sell computers with you". One day she said to me, "Now, I really don't understand. Is selling computers so romantic? "It's still the most romantic thing." I said, "Who says selling computers is romantic?" She said, "Sing it every day in the song!" I said, "Which song?" She said, "Don't you hear people singing every day?" The most romantic thing is to sell computers with you. "Sing every day." Oh, I know, I was laughing. I said, "Sister, that means' the most romantic thing in life is to grow old with you'. Not selling computers. " She understood and smiled. Grandma said, look, this man is old. If you don't pay attention to preventing old age as early as possible, it will be very pitiful. I once asked my grandmother, where to start to prevent old age? She said that it is best to start paying attention when you are in your thirties. How to pay attention? Grandma made some suggestions: first, live a regular life and pay attention to diet. Grandma said that eating, drinking and drinking are the most harmful, especially not eating in the morning, eating in Shanghai at night, staying up late at night and getting up in the morning. Hunger means death, support means survival. Big fish, big meat and big wine, which looks good, do not eat side dishes and simple tea. These are not for health, but for illness. Many people's diseases are eaten and slept out, which is not worth it. Eat a full breakfast, eat a good lunch, eat a little dinner, and eat only seven points full for each meal. This is a good habit and general principle of three meals a day. Eating well at lunch means balanced nutrition, and skipping breakfast is the most harmful. Eating too much at dinner is simply creating diseases. Second, be optimistic, peaceful and open-minded. Don't haggle over every ounce, there will be no end to life. What is loss and what is gain? Things are external things, you can't live without them, as long as you have enough things. Money is also a foreign thing, not everything. Of course, you can't do anything without it. Therefore, if you do something valuable well, you won't be short of money and things. Anyone who is short of money and things has a reason. Always talk about a strategy, grasp the main and key points, and the most important thing is to pay attention to choice, that is, the choice of scheme and direction. Many people in China pay the least attention to this, only paying attention to branches and leaves, grasping sesame seeds and throwing watermelons. Choice is always more important than hard work. If you choose the wrong move, you will make many mistakes and make a wrong move. In the end, I can only fail. If you choose the right one, you are more than half right, that is, you are right and right. We told you that every day when you were little, right? This is true from the choice of national system to the choice of family and individual development direction. There is a saying that men are afraid of choosing the wrong line and women are afraid of choosing the wrong lang, which shows the importance of choice. So, always do the right thing, always do the right thing. In this way, we can achieve great success without haggling over every ounce. It is very important for young people to understand this truth. The third is to be positive. Don't worry about being killed, do something. An optimistic and charitable person always does things smoothly. Because he is willing to help others, many people are willing to help him. One hero helps three, which is one thing. In the second aspect, there are always more methods than problems without making excuses or excuses. As long as the reason is found, the problem will be solved by half, and there must be some methods. Our culture needs to be re-examined. Slave culture and negative culture prevail in many families, especially many people's family culture is very problematic, that is, they complain all day, but they don't hear encouragement, laughter and praise, and they always hear accusations, scolds and reprimands. Do you think people can feel better? What dignity does a child have? You cultivate servility all day. If he loses his self-esteem, he will be honest and become a slave. One is to harm one's own children and the other is to harm the country. If a person has no self-esteem, he will be depressed all his life, and depression is the enemy of health. At that time, your grandfather and I made a promise before we got married. The most important thing is family affairs. We can discuss more. We must encourage, appreciate, guide and discuss more. Everyone should talk about rules and regulations. Without rules, Fiona Fang cannot be achieved. The family is the smallest unit of society. If every family is well run and happy, it is certainly a good thing for a society. People only have one life. From the birth of a child, you should really create happiness for him, make him a normal person, even an ordinary person, and let him spend his life happily. In fact, it is not difficult to do this. As long as you insist on trusting him, respecting him, supporting him and guiding him, he will be confident, and he will not only appreciate the fun of being a man, but also inherit these good habits and concepts. The fourth is to enjoy family happiness and lead a normal family life. People with a happy marriage will live longer and get sick less, while people with a happy family life will live longer and get sick less. This is a well-known rule of longevity. So, you must get married and live a good family life. Enjoying the happiness of family, which is the foundation of human beings, is also the blessing of human beings, as the ancients in Lotte know life did. Fifth, pay attention to exercise and health care. Everyone knows this, but not everyone can do it. But it is always possible to knock on the body every day. Eat a vinegar bean every day, drink some vinegar egg liquid and all kinds of health tea, right? This should not be difficult as long as you insist.