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The circle of friends with a cold is very funny.

How to send a circle of friends when you have a cold? Treat your cold humorously.

1, I don't know what happened to my health these two years. I always catch a cold, have a fever and break out in a cold sweat.

2. Although it's uncomfortable to catch a cold, sneeze and have a runny nose, the voice is quite magnetic when you speak, and it will be a bit strange and happy when you feel different in peacetime.

I seem to have caught a cold. After taking some medicine to sleep, I feel that the day of injection is near again.

This year, I realized that Wuhan is really hot, especially when I come out of public places like shopping malls and subways. The temperature difference is too large, and there is no harm without comparison. This is also true. Drinking water crazily, the hot cold still hasn't improved.

I really can't say too much. Yesterday, I said that I was fine recently. Today, I have a cold, sneezing, dizziness, nausea, backache and loss of appetite.

6, the most disgusting straight male behavior, caught a cold, drink more hot water, have a fever, drink more hot water, and drink more hot water if your stomach is uncomfortable.

7. I just want to ask, is there anyone like me who has a cold, his head doesn't belong to him, he can't think at all, and he is sleepy as hell.

8. Is it because your forehead is too big, and then you get a headache when you catch a cold?

9. I wonder if I have a cold. Anyway, I put a cold patch on my forehead and didn't bring any medicine. Guess if I will wake up at three or four or five when I go to bed tonight.

10, a month's stomach and a strong headache and cold, I'm still here to catch up, I won't live forever.

1 1, I still haven't escaped. I always thought that headaches were caused by blood pressure and cervical vertebrae, but there was a cold to help!

12, I caught a cold and sweated at home. I watched a drama, and the fighting power was particularly amazing. Three bowls of mung bean soup, half a bucket of yogurt, a pile of fruits and vegetables, a large ice cream cup, and a The Mixing Bowl bowl wanted to eat everything except rice and meat.

13, the second stage of cold is coming, and I haven't slept well yet. I'm really afraid of sleeping for a few days and nights to get better again.

14, so hot weather is more suitable for catching a cold. By the way, you can have your period. This is really April day on earth.

15, 3 days on business trip in Ningbo, cold+fever and cough, lack of sleep! I finally had a good sleep today!

16, the biggest use of a cold is to find that I can also be a quiet weak woman. At other times, who is quiet? What the hell is a weak woman?