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Han Han once said something about the national football team. Please let us know the exact sentence.
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Football, Football/Han Han
In primary school, we didn't know it was called football, we called it ball. Now it's an authentic football match. Nowadays, people over the age of 60 have basically no concept of football in their minds. Every time I go back to my hometown to play football with my childhood friends, an old lady always walks by and says, "Han Han, you are patting the ball!" " "After listening to this sentence, my interest is always greatly reduced. You said that the China national team is patting the ball, and there will not be many people who oppose it, but it is a pity to face us children who are crazy about football. ...
I became attached to football in the first grade. At that time, our school had a huge organization. I am in Grade One 1 Class (14), which is amazing. The first-year course is relatively loose, and I go to play football after class every night. At that time, I played football badly and often became a substitute. I am unwilling, so I practice hard every day. When I was in the first grade, I went back to my hometown every weekend, and my home was empty concrete, which was especially suitable for beginners like me who would bump the ball for 20 meters. I just put some coke bottles on the ground to practice the tape. Because no one passed the ball, I had to carry it alone, which led me to dribble too much in the future. There used to be a little black dog in my house, tied to the door, and the door of the dog house was as big as it was, just to my liking. Although I usually love dogs like life, I have to die in order to improve my skills, so I chose to kill dogs with righteousness. At first, his feet were smelly, and the little black dog was relatively safe. He only felt that there were flowers everywhere near the kennel. Until one day, one foot shot through the kennel, and the poor dog didn't expect me to make rapid progress. On the day of shooting, I was caught off guard and escaped with a scream. In the future, because my footwork is getting bigger and bigger, the dog will wander outside for a long time and can't go home. I owe my improvement in footwork to the dog's selfless help, but now I die of eating poison by mistake. Five years later, although the dog has gone, I still often think of practicing shooting in the faint orange light of my hometown.
Due to the rapid progress of technology, I was already one of the best football players in my class when I was a sophomore (14). Every morning after school, we will take a leather football to the basketball court until the sun goes down. Some distinctive people in the class are still fresh in their memories, and they will laugh when chatting with old friends a few years later.
One is Yu Zongping, the captain of our class, who is now in Fudan High School. This person is more comprehensive in technology, and another feature is that his head is big and it is convenient to handle all kinds of information. This gentleman plays calmly and abnormally, and the midfield organization is particularly good. Because the head is big, the target is obvious. When we cross the line, we often aim at his head and shoot. This gentleman is not good at interacting with people. Every time he tries to get through people, it's like a protracted war, and it's hard to avoid kicking. The whole middle school can hear it. Only when he has the ball will we understand why football is cruel.
The second is Zhang Xiaofeng, now in Jinshan District. He has the same name as a writer in Taiwan Province Province, but the only thing better than him is speed. Zhang Xiaofeng is famous for its speed of 100 m 1 1 sec. Speed is not entirely a good thing. For example, Zhang Xiaofeng's biggest shortcoming is that he often runs faster than the ball. I always see Zhang Xiaofeng stand out like lightning in the vast sea of people, and become alone with the goalkeeper. Just when everyone was surprised, Zhang Xiaofeng and the goalkeeper stared at each other, and they came to their senses. The ball is still in the crowd. Zhang Xiaofeng is also notorious for his ferocity, and several thin people in the team can almost be used as toothpicks by him. The difference between Zhang Xiaofeng and Yu Zongping is that he fights for his body instead of his feet. Generally, when he is 5 meters away from the person holding the ball, he will not write an article on his feet and head straight for it. Zhang Xiaofeng used some players' kicks. If he hits people, he just can't kick them. This is the sadness of football, because players don't know whether to play football or pool.
There is also a strange person named Shi Xiaobo. This gentleman hardly uses his feet to play football, but relies on his hands. This man is a natural defensive material, especially good at iron sand palm defense. No matter how good his skills are, he can't escape being hurt by them. A few days ago, my Chinese teacher taught me that "bear's paw is what I want", and my first reaction was Shi Xiaobo and Li Tie. Shi Xiaobo's area is called Bermuda, and the weak fighters regard it as a Shu Road, preferring to detour rather than go straight. Another reason to remember Shi Xiaobo is that his powerful shooting is rare in the world. As a defender, Shi Xiaobo rarely shoots. Once he has the chance to shoot, he will try his best to volley, but accuracy is far from my style of shooting in the kennel. Because of my special training, every time I want to shoot, my opponent's goal is immediately abstracted into a dog hole in my mind, so I am greatly excited. Shi Xiaobo obviously doesn't have this function. Generally speaking, there are only two results when Shi Xiaobo shoots people: one is to stand still and become a "vegetable", and the other is to land on all fours and become an "animal". Zhang Xiaofeng, who is as strong as an ox, was selected as an "animal man" by Shi Xiaobo in a competition, and its power can be imagined.
The last one is Xu Ming, who is now studying in the High School Attached to Jiaotong University. He is a typical theorist. He has read many classics, from the team's record to the team's backup guard, and his girlfriend's mother's career is well known. Xu Ming is tall and strong, which is good material for playing football. It's a pity that he has a pair of glasses with a height of 7800. After taking it off, he will "touch the elephant blindly", not to mention shooting. Xu Ming will also practice a few feet on the sidelines. The ball rolls slowly. Xu Ming usually asks for leave, so it will leave a false alarm in the world. We were all scolded by Xu Ming. When Xu Ming scolds people, he will really turn his back on himself, pointing at people's noses and cursing people for playing football. Xu Ming is also proficient in various tactics, such as 3-3-4, 3-4-3 and 2-5-3 formations, which change with time. He even formed a 3-5-3 formation at one time. We're thinking about how to have one more person. Xu Ming explained that goalkeepers should also play a subjective role on the court, or they should not be satisfied with the goal, and rush out of the restricted area to go to the midfield, which is unstable. Therefore, the goalkeeper of our class will lie in the opponent's restricted area for a long time, which has become a major landscape of Luoxing Middle School football.
Author: Life is not as good as Poetry 2007-4-30 2 1:07 Reply to this speech
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2 Football, Football Text/Han Han
In junior high school league, our class won the championship after several joys and sorrows. On that day, our whole team smiled brightly and said goodbye to the football field. After the third grade, I seldom really play games.
The summer vacation after the college entrance examination in junior high school happens to be the World Cup. I don't want the China football team to rush into the World Cup, because that shows that the level of world football has dropped. This article does not comment on the national men's soccer team, which wastes pen and ink. 1998 The World Cup in summer was not very exciting, only one goal of Owen could vaguely feel the demeanor of Zhang Xiaofeng. Friends who used to play football in the twilight of Luoxing Middle School all went their separate ways. Since then, there has been little telephone contact and we have never played together. When the clock in the bell tower next to the middle school struck 5 o'clock, no one shouted "Stop kicking". At 5: 30 sharp, only a group of strange children went to the canteen and bought a bottle of orange soda with 50 cents, which was as strange as those golfers.
After graduating from high school, I often play football on weekends. High school students should say that their skills are good. Like the "mosquito" who is crazy about literature, he is better than others. I will always argue with him about who is the best. However, superb level does not mean attractive level. Just like Xiao Lu in the dormitory next door, he is the focus of the audience, because he often opens his feet. As long as there is a ball under your feet, you can swing your big feet without saying anything. There's nothing wrong with spreading your feet. As a defender, you must open your feet more. But Xiao Lu is very attractive, because his big feet always fly to his own door. I played football with Mozzie for many years, but I just don't understand how Lu Xiao can shoot with his back to his own goal. 1999 senior one football league, we don't even have a group.
After qualifying, I admitted that I didn't play well because I couldn't find the feeling with the players at that time.
The last thing I want to talk about is the "Xinmin evening paper cup" football match, which I participated in twice. Because it was a hot summer, kicking around even became a problem. I didn't want to take part in it, but there were too few stadiums there. It's not bad to play alley football, but there will be someone chasing football with a guy in the middle. Everyone in the neighborhood thinks the noise is too loud. Ordinary people in China are like this. They can accommodate mahjong but not football fields. Two Xinmin Evening Paper Cups were signed up when there was no way out. The most troublesome thing to participate in Xinmin Evening Paper Cup is to get the seal of the school and the consent of the class teacher. I really don't know whether the headmaster or the class teacher is playing football or whether we are playing football. The second biggest headache is to choose the team name, which makes people feel energetic. For example, teams like "White Rabbit" and "Big Flower Dog" can't leave their homes, and their opponents will laugh at them, which will affect the game. Use the "Shenhua" team first, and it's no problem to call it "Peanut", and both "Superman" and "Dream Team" can win. The name of our team is not mentioned for the time being, so as not to make people laugh.
"Xinmin Evening Paper Cup" actually changed its nationality after doing nothing in the summer vacation, but some habits have never changed after so many games, such as a bottle of 50 cents soda at midnight in Luoxing Middle School.
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