Tell me a humorous story.

Humorous sentences. In the era of extensive network, there are always many humorous sentences, and a humorous sentence also expresses many emotions. Humor gives a very relaxed feeling. Here are some humorous sentences.

Let's start with 1. First, if an apology helps, what do you want Saint Laurent, Givenchy, Gucci, Chanel, Dior, Lancome and Estee Lauder to do?

Second, failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success? Open the shopping cart and empty the bill, indicating that the payment is successful.

Third, in the physics self-study class, the students are doing their homework. The teacher said, "Ask me if you have any questions!" A classmate went over and said, "Teacher, where did Newton perm his hair?"

Although I stay at home every day, I have no intention of dressing up, and my life is sloppy, but my charm is not diminished. There is a steady stream of men calling me. They are SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, Tong Yuan Express, Dayun Express, Tian Tian Express and Postal Parcel Express.

From the initial .3,000 yuan to the present millions. I don't want to show off anything, but I just want to tell you that the happiness of fighting landlords mainly depends on luck.

Six, go out shopping and find that the streets are full of beautiful women with ugly men. Suddenly I feel very sad: Why don't I have a girlfriend? I am uglier than them.

Seven, quarrel with others, want to scold him for seeing dogs look down on people, the result is that I see dogs look down on people, and when I find something wrong, I quickly change my mind and say that you see dogs look down on people.

Eight, other people's 30 years old: change the object, Maserati, gtr, Wang Shang, RO CL GZ Givenchy, ins network celebrity, popular anchor, Weibo big V, Duan Zishou, my 30 years old: 12 years short.

Nine, quarreling with my boyfriend, I originally wanted to say "get out!" As soon as I opened my mouth, I said, "Hello!" I knew I couldn't win this quarrel.

Humorous and funny, say 2 1, toilet paper is not something you can pull. You can't put anything in the trash can.

I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

3, I think, pointing to your heart, telling you to lose weight. I know, because it's full of me, right, honey?

My wife sings badly. I dance like a man.

My mother said that I must be in your household registration book after many years. Father said, you must have a baby in my house after many years.

6. Homework, let's break up. Let's elope in the summer vacation.

7. He is hers to see who dares to do illegal things. She is hers. See who dares to do bad things.

8. What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day? There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Is it necessary to die another person?

9, run fast, have sugar to eat. If you run slowly, you will die.

10 why do you think our country plays football so badly? ; Physical education class is all occupied by teachers; .

1 1, 60 points for you and 60 points for me. Fifty cents for you and fifty cents for me. Let's chip in.

12, no one came to save you from a broken throat. Break your throat. Break your throat.

13, boys can go shirtless in summer! You can do it too. You don't have breasts anyway!

14, men are not like heroes. Women can't be beautiful without spending money

15, what do you mean? Whose toilet water is this?

16, wife, what do I want? If you don't believe me, you must bang.

17, honey, I did a very manly thing! You pee standing up again! "

18, I have had more boyfriends than you have eaten. Because I am a foreigner, I never eat.

19, Hang Conan, without Kobe Hang Conan. It's hard to fail, but it's hard for Kobe not to fail.

20. Don't give me the glad eye. My wife will let me go back to the washboard. Don't be angry with me, my husband's jealousy will knock me over.

2 1, why are you chasing me? Because you have urgent syrup!

22. How do women say in classical Chinese that Ann can tell if I am a man or a woman?

23. What do you want others to scold you most? Being rich is amazing.

24. What is your normal appearance? Me neither.

What is the cruelest lyric you have ever heard? Build our flesh and blood into our new Great Wall.

26. Come on, you are not alone. You are not alone.

27. How to say biu in English when launching?

I'll marry you as long as my hair reaches my waist, but you are a boy.

Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs.

30. What is the plural form of boy? Homosexuality.