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"Brother-in-law, I have no money to pay the mortgage. Please transfer the money to me quickly. " How about "Oh, your sister and I divorced a long time ago"?

Marriage is a very important thing in life.

As the saying goes, "Men are afraid of Voldemort and women are afraid of Phoenix Men." Marriage has never been a house, and there is no way to live simply by liking it. Marriage is the day when daily necessities are formed.

If you marry a Voldemort, you may not only have daily necessities, but also all kinds of natural "help".

Helping my brother is a matter of course.

Xiaolian is a girl who listens to her parents very much. It can be said that she has reached the point where she has no opinion. She listened to her parents since she was a child and always thought about what they said, so that her parents often said in her ear, "You must help your brother in the future." After all, this is your only brother. If we are gone, then you are his only relative. "

Such indoctrination led Xiaolian to think that helping her younger brother is a matter of course or her own obligation and responsibility. It must be very happy to have such a sister as a younger brother, but no one in Xiaolian knows how to be grateful.

After Xiaolian went out to work, Xiaolian gave his brother half of his salary as pocket money every month, but he didn't want to eat or drink. Because Xiaolian is engaged in sales work and has excellent monthly performance, she has saved enough down payment for the house after working for five years.

But the most irritating thing is that Xiaolian bought a house with her brother's name written on it, because she thought her brother needed a house to get married, and she would marry herself sooner or later.

Brother Vampire ruined his sister's marriage.

Xiaolian's ex-husband married Xiaolian because Xiaolian was not greedy for vanity, honest and kind. Xiaolian's ex-husband always thought Xiaolian was a good wife, and the husband and wife worked hard together for the future. He always thought that such an ordinary and fulfilling marriage life would bring them happiness.

However, three months after marriage, her ex-husband felt that Xiaolian had done everything well, but took helping her brother as a matter of course, which he could never accept.

Within two months after marriage, Xiaolian's younger brother took a lot of things from his house. At first, it was just a few clothes he didn't often wear, so he didn't care, but later he became more and more presumptuous. Xiaolian's brother doesn't even let go of the microwave oven at home.

Unbearable, he said a few words in front of Xiaolian: "Is your brother really poor enough to take everything, even the microwave oven?"

Xiaolian: "I asked him to take the microwave oven, because we don't use it often. Let's give it to him first."

Xiaolian's ex-husband didn't say anything more, so she had to endure her stomach.

Brother-in-law, I have no money to pay the mortgage. Please transfer the money to me as soon as possible.

Lian Xiao's ex-husband also forgot the microwave oven, but Lian Xiao even gave her brother the property they fought together.

That day, Xiaolian's ex-husband asked Xiaolian, "How much do we deposit now? How much down payment do we need to pay? "

Lotus didn't answer, keep silent. Her ex-husband felt something was wrong and asked, "What's the matter? Is there a problem with the bank? "

Xiaolian still chooses silence.

"You won't give money to your brother!"

"He said that he had given money recently, so I gave it to him first."

The ex-husband was furious after hearing this, so he quarreled with Xiaolian. Finally, Xiaolian's ex-husband decided to divorce Xiaolian, because no matter how competent he was, it was useless. As long as Xiaolian keeps this vampire, they will never have a good life.

The third week after the divorce, Xiaolian's ex-husband received a phone call: "Brother-in-law, I have no money to repay the mortgage. Please transfer the money to me quickly. " Xiaolian's ex-husband stood there for a long time and then smiled helplessly.

No one has the obligation to help anyone forever.

Perhaps "Voldemort" is not the most terrible, but the most terrible thing is that the younger brother behind him is a "vampire" who will suck his flesh and blood dry.

In this world, no one has the obligation to help others forever. Knowing gratitude is the eternal truth. At the same time, while helping others, it is also important to have your own independent thinking ability.

We always say who is a good girl. She listens to her mother very much, but in my opinion, a good girl in a sense is a derogatory term.