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Which is the worst in Xuzhou Technical School?
Technical college TOP 10
№ 10:- the old lady who collapsed pancakes
If you want to ask why, you can also make a list of broken pancakes. There is no reason. Because he gave me 50 cents short change last time. I added an egg that time, and I gave him 2 yuan, but he didn't ask me. I forgot, too, but to be honest, it wasn't very broken, but it was better than school food. At least two yuan is enough to eat.
Danger index: ★
Hateful index: ★★
Owe flat index: ☆.
Comprehensive index: 3.5
The mantra: "Do you want eggs?"
The old man on the bus at 9: 8
Generally speaking, it is not easy to squeeze at 8 o'clock every morning, and it is even more difficult to find a seat. If there is an old man standing next to you at this moment, you will. If it were me, I would not hesitate to turn my head and ignore it, hehe. But that's not who I am.
Hey! Only let him. Who let us be the flowers of the motherland?
Danger index: ★
Hateful index: ★★★★★
Owe flat index: ☆.
Comprehensive index: 5.5
There are so many people on the bus.
№ 8: —— Conductor of No.8 bus.
Everyone can be like a "bear"! When you ask him something, it's as if you didn't hear it. Just shout if you have nothing to do. Some people like to "refuse to carry", while others like to "overload"! I can't help it This is someone else's territory.
Danger index: ★
Hateful index: ★★
Depth index: ★★★★
Comprehensive index: 6
The mantra: "The ticket buyer goes through the back door."
№7:- Internet cafe owner
MD surfing the Internet at school is really expensive. Internet cafes1.One hour in 5 yuan, alas! Fucking liar. It's only been an hour. God, look at that internet cafe in the city. I surf the Internet at home, even with my card, but I have to say, don't bother us. Anger is a big deal.
Risk index: ☆.
Hateful index: ★★★★★
Owe flat index: ★★
Comprehensive index: 6.5
Mantra: Not yet.
№6:- Sweep the floor, old lady
Someone asked me why? I fell down because he swept too clean. Ha ha. Just kidding.
Because once he had just mopped the floor, a classmate walked by, and he scolded the classmate before he went away. What son of a bitch? You can't leave until you're done. Hey ~ the ground is just for people to walk on. It's so dirty that you can delay it. For such people, I'm ... speechless.
Danger index: ★
Hateful index: ★★★★★
Compensation index: ★★★★★
Composite index: 7
I can't say that.
5: canteen
Hey! The food tastes terrible, not fake. At least you can give more ~ damn it, the canteens pit us students one by one and treat us like idiots, but there is no way, who let the school have only two fucking canteens? If you don't eat, you can't help it. You have to cook like a fool. Will you die if you do too much? No plastic bags for a meal. You have to wash it yourself if there is too much oil. Better than prison, and fucking free. Hey! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Danger index: ★★
Hateful index: ★★
Depth index: ★★★★
Composite index: 8
Spell: "swipe your card"
№4:- The old man watching the gate
Hey! I'm tired of talking about dogs like them. They all look real. Wear a uniform. You need a badge when you see a student. What is the difference between this and the Japanese? It's just that the Japanese want a "good citizen card" ... when they see a car coming, they know it's a leader and open the door at once. Once, I skipped class and went out to surf the Internet. These old b's make me afraid to go out. Don't you think it's hateful to delay surfing the Internet and my upgrade? Hey! Endure! Anyway, I'm going to graduate, so save face for these old people. Stop it.
Danger index: ★
Hateful index: ★★★★★
Compensation index: ★★★★★
Composite index: 9
The mantra: "Take out your badge" (Do you have a good citizen's certificate? )
№3:- School teachers
They should really reflect on themselves and teach their students well as teachers. Don't teach anything irrelevant to teaching. (I won't give examples one by one) If nothing happens, students will be detained. It is not easy for students to go to school like this. It's terrible to think about it. It's not easy to persist. Please help us more. Don't take it for nothing and blackmail us. ..... think deeply. ...
Danger index: ★★
Hateful index: ★★★★★
Owe flat index: ★★★★☆.
Comprehensive index: 10.5
The mantra: a lot. What should I do when I go to the factory in the future? )
№2:- A "skipping" driver (some people say "limping")
When it comes to the No.8 bus, you have to talk about "bouncing". Last time I held a "bouncing" TMD, when I hit it, I almost turned into Fan Wei. The guy driving didn't say a polite word to me, but he made me very angry ... and they drove near the 8 th every day, and the driver couldn't stop. Still rely on many people. It's polite to bully the driver of No.8 bus. Not quality. I often say to others, "If you want money, we will die. Drive slowly. "
Danger index: ★★★★★★★
Hateful index: ★★
Depth index: ★★★★
Comprehensive index: 1 1
Mantra: 1 ~ 1
№ 1:- network.
Mainly refers to the things that PP. P8 does harm to this society. I don't know what it is. It may be something unsuitable for children.
Hey! Children should watch less. Looking at that cover is not good for their physical development. So I don't usually watch it. If you want to commit a crime, touch your chest and get a red scarf! Thank you!
Danger index: ★★★★★★★
Hateful index: ★★★★★
Owe flat index: ★★★★★★★
Comprehensive index: 15
Mantra: There is no mantra. There are a few classic lines:
Oh ~ yeah! (Europe and America) Azerbaijan (Japan) Push ~ (China)
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