Very funny circle of friends, talk about 9 1 sentence.

1, every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

2, as the saying goes, freezing three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw!

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animal friends are really people.

4, spring sleepy, summer tired, autumn lacking, hibernating, four seasons like a dream.

I didn't tell you my true identity, but I am actually Snow White.

6. There is no need to quarrel between women. You are more beautiful than her.

7. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

8. I know this is a world of looking at faces. I took the money from the school to have plastic surgery.

9, can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

10, everyone else has hit the south wall. I must earn a lot of money to repair the south wall.

1 1. Touch your chest when you are sad and tell yourself that you are a boy and can't cry.

12, you know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

13, I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.

14, boyfriend is tall and handsome, with a nice voice. He is a head taller than me and is very kind to me. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide-and-seek and hasn't appeared yet.

15, Dayu did not enter the house for three times, but his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed him in those years, and missed him in those years of love.

16, when you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to be cute about. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

17, people say I am fat, but in fact I am thin.

18, I am such a good girl, you don't even look up, boy, do you like men?

19, it's no use drinking too much chicken soup for the soul. Science has proved that dirty chicken soup is the most nutritious.

20. When others are pretending to be forced, I like to watch silently, and it is boring to expose it.

2 1. If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

22, failure is success, damn it, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

23. Don't fall in love with someone just because there is water in your head, in case the water dries up one day.

24, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

25. I really don't understand that a person who can only turn what he eats into Baba is qualified to say that he can turn what he eats into meat.

26. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me, I will make him burst into tears.

28, Valentine's Day confession, people do not listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

29, withered vines and old trees faint crows, air-conditioned cola watermelons, chasing dramas and lying on the sofa, the sun sets, and the mood is so good that it explodes.

Seeing someone wearing the same clothes as me in the distance, I can't help but sigh: it's really the same person with different clothes. He dresses like a fool. Take a closer look, mirror!

3 1, every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

32. Some people make you feel bad, and some people make your teeth ache unevenly.

I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

34. If you think you can get me, you can try and I'll let you know what you want.

35. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

36. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

37. I should put it on Taobao, because I am also a treasure.

38. I have always suffered from insomnia recently. I woke up once when I was a child.

39. Don't think that you have touched the whole of Russia, and you have forgotten that Russia still has a brave heart!

40. People who have girlfriends are called New Year's Eve, and you can endure it at most.

4 1. It is agreed that I will not be wronged a little, and more than a little.

42, it's cold, there are objects to hug, no objects to add clothes.

43. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.

44. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.

45. I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.

46. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered horizontally.

47. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately in the New Year, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me. I'm just a different fireworks. I saw myself on fire.

48. I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

49. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

50, try to match with the classmates around you, and you will save a lot of money in the future.

5 1, grades, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and I am free.

You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try my best to make your mood worse.

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

54. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

55. College students met for the first time after work and chose the zoo. By the same token, only here can they feel that they are still individuals! Here are three very funny friends I brought, I hope you like them!

56. Begging for food from eating, and going home together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

57. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. In case it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

There is a shadow in front of you. Don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

59. When texting in class, the feeling of being scared with your neck hooked can only be understood by those who have experienced it.

60. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

6 1, I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

62. Some people said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

63. It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to their hearts.

64. Losing weight will never cross the bridge for you. You will lose weight before you reach the bridge.

65. Sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.

66. Don't use honey trap on me in the future, or I will play with it.

67. It's cold, no matter how much you wear, you will freeze to death without me in your heart.

68. I love myself and have more opponents.

69, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

70. In fact, fate is always fair. If God doesn't let you spend Valentine's Day, it will make it up to you and let you spend Singles Day.

7 1, my head hurts. I may have seen it and it's about to overflow.

72. Let's fall in love when we have time, and I will continue to have a crush on you when we don't.

73. Smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use adipose tissue to store their IQ. The thicker the fat layer, the higher the IQ.

74. Those girls who can't twist the bottle cap are pretending. Ask her to open a courier if you don't believe me.

75. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

76. My ideal is simple: to have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie.

77. I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always asks my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I go to school more days than you this semester.

78. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

79. It is said that silence is golden. I was silent for so long, but I didn't see the gold.

80, you saw it right, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low.

8 1, it's not that reading is useless, it's that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

82. One day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. As soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher hung up.

83. Don't always make excuses for yourself! When you are constipated, you blame gravity for not having gravity!

84. As long as the money is in place, the head is dry.

85, women, when I was a child, my father hurt, when I grew up, my husband hurt, and my old son hurt! Men listen to hahaha when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they get old!

86. Everyone who says "good night" to bed is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

It is too tiring to like one person, so I like ten at a time.

88. I would rather hit the wall than go home and face the wall.

Never underestimate the curiosity of girls! She can turn over a person's Weibo comments and replies from last year to the year before last! As long as she wants to know!

90. Your new love is someone else's whore.

9 1, I was looking forward to growing up when I was a child. But the elders grew up endlessly from the beginning, and there was a feeling that the brakes were broken.