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What kind of humor has been bubbling for a long time?

As follows:

1, my family said I had a poor sense of direction, and I refused to accept it. Until today, I bought a watermelon and turned it into a pumpkin.

2, acne is nothing, it is a lovely bubble.

My life would have been smoother if I hadn't been dragged down by this fat body.

4. Thanks for the evening. Finally, the opposite sex took the initiative to send me a message.

Life is always a mess, fortunately, I fill it with eating and sleeping.

6. You have to be fat if you want to be fat.

7. I was soaking my feet just now, and I cried when I soaked them, because my feet were soaked, but I didn't.