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Explanatory version of dissident crime

In 2045

A colonial planet tens of thousands of light-years away from the earth.

Several colonists were attacked by unknown creatures.

The news of the third kind of intimate contact soon spread to the earth.

Alliance military director da Zhuang

Found brother xingge Montana.

Brother Qiang's suggestion is simple and rude.

Directly use planetary bombs once and for all.

The alliance did not object.

But before using the interstellar bomb,

Need to find out what happened.

Several survivors were taken to the alliance base.

No one thought of it.

These people have mutated into zombies who spit sulfuric acid.

People they bit.

It will mutate soon.

There are more and more zombies in the base.

What's even more frightening is that

These starwalkers actually learned to use weapons.

The IQ of the earth walker is directly crushed.

Fortunately, Brother Qiang showed up in time.

A shell blew the walking corpse to powder.

The alien invasion temporarily subsided.

Several directors of the alliance sat together.

Discuss whether to use interstellar bombs to destroy alien civilizations.

Axiu, the chief scientist, opposes it.

Kill the unknown interstellar civilization by force.

Da Zhuang and Qiang Ge are determined to destroy their lair.

Brother Qiang once again put on the long-lost quantum armor.

The sense of mission is instantaneous, generate

It used to be that one person wiped out a group of people.

Now it's a man who destroyed a planet.

Uncle Willie never lets us down.

At the same time, scientist Allen found that.

Alien creatures pass infected walkers

Brought the pulse locator to earth

In a few hours, the other side will be able to lock on to the human home planet.

The situation is extremely grim.

The quantum team formed by Dazhuang is ready.

Through the quantum jump device

Travel tens of thousands of light years to reach planetary orbit.

The war between colonists and alien creatures is erupting in the orbit of this planet.

Team members will not be sent to the same location.

Brother Qiang and Axiu are missing.

Aliens suddenly attacked.

Da Zhuang was seriously injured.

Luckily, May and someone arrived in time.

Under the leadership of Mei.

The team headed for the alliance outpost.

Brother Qiang over there is unlucky.

Directly fell into the alien's nest.

The alien pointed to a cave.

Let Brother Qiang go in by himself.

Facing aliens armed to the teeth

Brother Qiang had to bite the bullet and get into the cave.

Who wants to go into the cave?

Brother Qiang is hallucinating.

Fortunately, Xiaozhuang appeared in time.

Take Brother Qiang to the outpost to meet him.

The situation of the team is not optimistic.

Big, strong, wounded, and incapacitated.

Due to quantum interference

The interstellar bomb cannot be transported to the launch orbit.

At the request of dazhuang

Brother Qiang has no choice but to end Da Zhuang's life.

Although the captain is gone,

The mission is not over yet.

The next step is to solve it.

How to put an interstellar bomb into launch orbit?

But brother Qiang said

Aliens don't want to destroy mankind.

Why does Brother Qiang have this idea?

It must have something to do with the aliens Xiaozhuang killed in the cave.

Brother Qiang was communicating with it at that time.

At this point, the alien spacecraft is passing through the portal.

Continue to the orbit of the colonial star

We discussed how to put the interstellar bomb into orbit.

May proposed to put the interstellar bomb into orbit with a rail gun.

Although the success rate is extremely low

Better than doing nothing.

meanwhile

Allen received a message from Iron Egg.

Everyone thought he was dead.

I didn't expect him to be trapped in space.

Iron egg told Allen.

His quantum armor has been damaged.

He wants to blow up the entrance with the self-destruct device of armor.

And asked Allen not to tell his life story to Brother Qiang.

night falls

Aliens surrounded the outpost.

Chief scientist Axiu appeared in front of him.

Strong elder brother looked at Axiu in surprise.

Didn't Axiu die of quantum teleportation?

Brother Qiang soon realized

The Axiu before us is not human.

But it was occupied by aliens.

Axiu asked Brother Qiang and others to surrender.

Said that their purpose was only to assimilate human beings.

Instead of destroying human civilization.

Facing the former ex-wife

Brother Qiang feels at a loss.

With a wave of his long knife, the boss

Aliens attacked the outpost.

Brother Qiang and others shot back.

Under the cover of Aramco starfighter.

Brother Qiang led the people to launch a counterattack.

The aliens fled in panic.

Brother Qiang took the opportunity to climb the spaceship in Axiu.

An interstellar bomb fired by a rail gun.

Easily intercepted by Axiu.

When Axiu and Django were fighting for the interstellar bomb,

Trigger bomb protection device

The interstellar bomb flew into the portal

Because artificial intelligence refuses to ignite

The interstellar bomb didn't explode

Critical moment

The iron egg was pushed into the entrance orbit.

I sent my coordinates to Allen.

Ask Allen to send shells to the coordinates.

Detonating the quantum device in the spacesuit

Iron egg urged again.

The railgun fired a shell.

Time and space near the portal collapsed instantly.

Soon disappeared without a trace.

It's time to see your family again.

The feeling of the army is that

The whole play has a big head and a small tail.

It's a pity that 10 minutes is the beginning of gold.

After that, the plot was ugly.

It can be said that it is the worst movie played by Uncle Willie.

Maybe the economic pressure is greater.

I once chose a strong team of brothers.

Actually reduced to soy sauce

Can't help but make people cry.

What's the point if we really want to talk about it?

The world view of the film barely passed.

I used to see 60 points of special effects.

Finally, humans are not necessarily the only ones in the universe.

There must be other splendid civilizations on billions of planets.

What human beings should do is to strive to improve their own dimensions.

Only be strong.

In order to be invincible in the black forest law

Thank you for your love and concern.