It is interesting to describe your miserable life. A word is better than a painful game.

1, it is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

When I broke up with my ex-boyfriend, he said that he loved me the most in his life and then turned to find another one?

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

I haven't had enough breakfast, and I don't know where to find dinner.

I give you lipstick, and you give others lipstick.

6, who is whose husband, are all temporary workers!

7. I accidentally deleted all the photos of my mobile phone and didn't back them up.

I saw a coin on the side of the road. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. At first glance, it is full of mouth! -I depend, who spit so round!

9, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.

10, I went to the atm to withdraw money for half an hour. When it was my turn, the money was gone.

1 1, I'm only a sophomore, and my head is bald.

12, last year's shorts and skirts can't be worn.

13, the last time I fell in love was in the second grade of primary school. When I was in the third grade, our school couldn't go on and broke up.

14, my boyfriend answered me four or three sentences in two days.

15, my boyfriend gave me a mobile phone case that was not my model on the first anniversary.

16, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

17, ex-boyfriend broke up and changed the password of iqiyi.

18, I waited for the bus three times, but I couldn't get on it successfully ~

19, don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

20. People I like don't like me, and people who don't like me come to me every day.

2 1. After living for 20 years, I finally found out that this man's married baby is one year old. I was tricked into being single.

22. The person I like will never talk to me.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

24. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

26. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history, red * * black boots steel pipe.

27. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

28. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

30. I used to like someone, now I like someone, and I will like someone in the future.

3 1, I just saw Xiao Qiang, and I have meat to eat.

32. No money in the sleeve, shy in the pocket. Barefoot all over the world, dare to cross the five lakes barefoot!

33. After talking about seven or eight girlfriends, they still hit it off.

I haven't eaten meat for several days. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket to touch a few handfuls of pork, washed my hands in the pot and directly burned a bowl of broth.

35. Only mom is good and dad is good.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

37. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important.

38. I bought clothes specially, and the holidays were all over, but the movie was cancelled.

39. You can only live by biting your nails every day.

40. I ate nothing but water and gained two pounds.

4 1. Not only do I have no predecessor, but I don't even have a current one.

42. I didn't force you to grow into Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

43. I bought a 100-dollar dress in 24 installments.

44. I am not a person's name. How can anyone love me?

45, less than 30, two stents in the body, splenectomy, severe depression, single.

46. I was so poor that even my mouse moved away crying.

47, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

48, unrequited love is a successful mime, saying it becomes a tragedy!

49. There shouldn't be anything worse than me. I have to wash all the covers and continue to use them next time.

50. Format yourself just to delete you.

5 1, thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up.

52. The advantage bureau is playing with a power outage.

Xiong Haizi tried on my skirt, broke my lipstick and sprayed my perfume, but my mother wouldn't let me hit her.

54. I was pulled out before I could flirt.