It's hard for boys to scold girls.

1, how can you do this to Xifeng? You are really golden couple.

You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

You stupid young man, you look like shit and really smoke there.

When I see your face, I like my ass better.

5. Don't talk about who to arrest all day. Judging from your usual virtue, you look older.

6. Don't always say that your weather-beaten face is not outstanding in beauty and ugly.

7. I think your temperament is particularly like an expert in advertisements that specialize in treating various diseases of men and women. You are old and confident.

8. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

9. You are still beautiful. If you look like that, your goal is to scare someone to death, right?

10, for your sake, I should scold you back to Jurassic and let you evolve again!

1 1, don't be embarrassed, okay? I really feel inferior for you.

12, you are a toad, follow the tortoise and pretend to be a bastard.

13, see you are poor. You stand in the wind and rain with a PHS, and your left hand becomes your right hand, but your right hand still can't get through.

14, will you stop shaking your head? It was smashed by water.

15, treat you as a person, please try to be human.

16, I want to ask you, which grave explosion knocked you out?

17, the sky is gray and the night is boundless, and men dress up as women and play hooligans. Boys call girls ugly words.

18, long face wipes eyes. Please look at what a face is.

19, you have a long love history throughout your life, that is narcissism.

20, you have hemorrhoids in your mouth and no decorations in your brain. There is not even some water.

2 1, I deeply realized from you what is reform and innovation and what is unconventional.

22. Your appearance is out of proportion.

23. Where there is identity, there is identity card.

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

25. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

26. Your sharp dog eye glanced at the Titanic and sank; Glancing at the Great Wall, I collapsed.

Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper. Don't you dare to look at your face like a toad?

Complete stories of boys scolding girls

Complete stories of boys scolding girls

First, don't say that you don't know a fish without tears, even if it flows into the whole sea.

Second, my other half was reborn after being dumped a long time ago.

Third, being together means destroying pure friendship and forming impure love and affection.

Tomorrow, people who have no lover will break up happily in the street while shopping.

5. I am a bit of a pretender. I am an unstable person. If you don't like it, don't go near it, or you will get hurt easily.

Six, too many words can't find the heart. Forgive me for being speechless;

70,000 reposts and comments are not as enjoyable as the praise of a favorite person.

I don't know how to write the ending of our story so as not to be sad and calm because it has been decided.

Nine, I don't want to see someone I care about get me a space access setting.

Ten, at the best time, it's good to meet the most obscene you.

I can't say what I hate, nor can I want what I like.

I am not a strong person, but I know I must pretend to be strong when I should be strong.

It's not that I won't take part in accidental amusement. I just don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

I chewed when I liked you, so I can't stop liking you.

Is perfunctory, ironic, helpless, ridiculous, disdainful, indifferent and ridiculous.

I noticed that you stopped recently. Don't say fat or not! Swollen

Seventeen, low-key is the most awesome show off!

At the age of eighteen, after the summer vacation, I didn't thin into a flash of lightning, but turned black into a dark cloud.

Nineteen, I gradually understand that this is a silent tragedy and no one can save me.

Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.

Twenty-one, when there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

22. My smile now is charming, as if I had never laughed calmly before.

I really want to splash him with concentrated sulfuric acid, which won't react with impurities.

The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

Twenty-five, the scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face!

Twenty-six, people's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

Twenty-eight, the world laughs at me for being too playboy, and I laugh at the world for not knowing.

Twenty-nine, wolves go all over the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

Gu Li is the strongest woman I have ever seen, but she has a hot and soft heart.

Thirty-one, the low profile now is only for the high profile in the future.

No matter how vicissitudes my back is, I will smile beautifully one day.

I think you should be busy now. I just want to say the first three words of this passage to you.

Thirty-four, Valentine's Day is coming. Thunderstorms will be too frequent in the next few days. Please swear to women as little as possible to avoid being struck by lightning.

35. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

I want to give you the whole world so that you can fix it.

Thirty-seven, not everyone is as shallow as you. Take off the mask. We don't know anyone.

We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

Forty, one month before the exam, I want to: strive for the first place; Last week: just work hard; After the exam: Focus on participation.

Forty-one, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!

Forty-two, the heart was deeply stabbed and will never be cured.

As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

44. It is better to have stories, big and small, than to moan and complain about fate all day.

45. The ideal life is nothing more than taking a nap in the morning, taking a nap in the middle, taking a nap in the afternoon and taking a nap at midnight.

Forty-six, behind the sniper friend's disguise is the desolation of society or the snake swallowing the elephant.

47. The funniest thing about watching TV series is that people in TV series say that TV series is performed in this way.

Forty-eight, I really don't like it when someone says that I will beat the head teacher to death with my summer homework as if he could move.

Forty-nine, students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they have no puppy love!

50. Why do you pretend to shed tears? People will only laugh at you. Don't you understand?

5 1. If you love me halfway, don't blame me for calling you a loser.

52. Who knows that a hundred billion times may make me feel honored and lucky to meet good people?

Going out to play with friends and where to go have become the most difficult problem in the world.

54. In the third year of junior high school, all the main course books were piled up to a height of two meters. Why does a piece of paper less than one centimeter deny my three years' efforts?

55. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out!

56. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

Disappointment, injustice and the like do not need to be explained. The more you explain, the more chaotic it is.

58. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

59. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

60. When I die, please help me install free WIFI in front of my grave, so that someone will come to see me often.

Scold girls

1, your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory. 2, don't always pester others, people will say: you are not tired, I am still tired.

3. I don't XX you don't know that I am your father.

Notre Dame de Paris is missing a clock, it's up to you.

5. The evil that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots is the disgraced offspring of ancestors.

6. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer. Why? You resigned from there.

7, the waves have backbone, SAO enough foreign flavor!

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

9. How many times do I have to water it to be so wonderful?

10, where did this bitch come from? Summer has come, and she is still in heat.

1 1, nothing, nothing to eat.

12, you will always be the only one!

13, put a photo of xx on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and contraception at night.

14, I saw you and Xifeng undressing in front of me. Do you know that?/You know what?

15, you are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu.

16, you just punt in the urine-wandering in the waves.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

18, if you have an identity, you have an ID card.

19, how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

20. You are an abstract collection.

2 1, I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim. Because Muslims don't eat pork

22. The most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully.

23. But you will never get revenge again. That's why I told you the truth. Are you angry?

24, it is not as good as chewing gum that has been peed by dogs on the roadside.

25. You are not so much like a duck in the street as a new human being. Tired of watching Xiao Taibao's death!

26, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a rogue later!

27. Without you, I really can't set off the beauty of Sister Furong and Sister Feng!

28, damn it, standing under the moon can scare a pig to death. I don't know why your mother gave birth to you monster.

29. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

30. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

3 1, a girl, wear a skirt or trousers of regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably, talk and behave in a civilized way, and be a lady, right? !

32. You should still have some self-knowledge. I advise you not to come out, lest you frighten a large group of dinosaurs to death and harm the peace of the universe.

33. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

34. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

Go back to your nest, dog. I don't want to see you. If you are disgusting, don't bow your head and beg my brother to accept your apology.

36. You are so fucking postmodern.

37. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

38. Although we have known each other for so long and haven't quarreled several times, do you think I am accommodating you bastard?

39. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer of septic tank blockage,

40. Will you wipe your gum to see who is talking?

4 1, you are wasting sanitary napkins.

42. Hey, I'm a fox hunter, do you know?

43. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

44. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

45. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.

46. I was reluctant to use your money when I had no money to spend. I really regret it! What a fool!

47. Although you say Fuyanjie is wholesale, it can't be used as eye drops! Say you don't have to pee with dog eyes. Look at your name. It suits your looks!

48. Look in the mirror and see how big yours is, sample? How long is it?

49. I do not love you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!

50. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

5 1, I don't know why you always don't have to think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

52. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

53. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to continue to live.

Our rival in love fell into the water, so we have to pee.

55. For those who came to post, Xifeng told you the truth. You are so fucking evil.

It's good to know you. You don't have to go to the zoo.

57. Don't patronize other people's space all the time. I don't know which state of others makes you unpredictable.

58. I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

60. I didn't know what hunger was until I heard that someone fucked you.

6 1, hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

62. Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

63. You shouldn't be afraid of ghosts when you go out at night, right? After all, ghosts are scared to see your foreign face!

64. Can you recover after the operation?

65. You were so proud. What are you playing now?

66, this year, there are rolling planes; As a ship, there is a sink; Derailment on the train; Make a car with a kiss; So I advise you to stay in your mouse hole if you have nothing to do.

67. Don't spread your feet. If you stretch your legs, ants will be smoked to death.

68. You look very fauvism!

69. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

70. Calling you mean really didn't disappoint me. You always look constipated!

7 1, you little garbage are unique, at least all mankind doesn't want another one.

72. You are a natural motivator. Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is. Look at your face. Mars will bounce back when it hits you in the face.

73. Kindergarten-level high school students are all frog heads with congenital diseases.

74. Even if one of you and me dies, you must die first! I'm being a villain, hitting you every day!

75. Africans are descendants of black pigs and chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance.

76. Tell lies behind others' backs. One day you will meet a poisonous tongue that is even more poisonous than you.

I like my ass better when I see your face.

78. Be a bitch with a memorial arch!

79. I wish you an early history.

80. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

8 1, what is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

82. When it comes to making a fool of yourself, I really can't compete with you. You can come to me when you are full and say that you are shameless and I am sorry for you. You don't have that face.

83. Your mother was in a random state when she gave birth to you.

84. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

85. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact, you are really redundant.

I've watched you for a long time, but I still think the earth is not suitable for you. I have a ticket to Mars. Here you are!

87. You are a real jerk. I hate you so much now that I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!

Call a boy a bitch.

1, born cucumber, not photographed! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! 2, you believe me, your IQ is low!

You waste bullets by shooting, bury the polluted land alive, cremate and pollute the atmosphere, and throw it into space to increase space garbage.

Do you have to prove to me that you are satisfied? Are you a vegetarian? You look so dreamy and have a blurred face.

The hybrid of loser and clown who plays monkey tricks dares to wander around, lest others punish you on the spot.

6. Don't be unhappy with yourself, but punish others for their mistakes.

7. Robbers draw images, just like your thieves. I won't scold you for green shit today. Even if you haven't eaten leeks, you are so displaced. I really want to know the magic of your parents.

8. You are more beautiful without makeup, and it is better to be a ghost than to be a human being. Looks like a Beijing bus and wants to pretend to be a beautiful woman, shameless thing. No, you're ashamed. You look terrible, still smoking there.

9. Who will accompany her if she doesn't practice bravery!

10, anyway: don't let me see you again, if I see you, I will kill you!

1 1, it's no use giving me your youth. Youth is so short that the rest of your time belongs to others.

12, I was drunk and refused to obey anyone, so I held the wall.

13, are you losing your language skills, or are you showing others that you have a strong imitation ability?

14, I'm not a superman. Why should I fight for you?

15, I am the candy you want. One day, you will find that there is no one but me. No matter how much candy paper you open, you will never forget me.

16, don't be infatuated with others until you are physically and mentally exhausted and regret, and you don't know how many tears you shed.

17, he acted with me, and I rewarded him for acting.

18, look at you. You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum, the beast among beasts, and according to my observation, you must lack calcium when you were young and love when you grow up. Your grandmother didn't hurt you, and your uncle didn't love you.

19, once a little girl ran up to me and said, brother, you are so handsome. Rushing up is a slap, nonsense! ! !

20. Titanic set sail by your mother, and your mother sank it in one wave! Suffering, suffering!

2 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

22. Believe in Jesus and become a god after death; Believe in Buddhism and become a Buddha after death; Brother Chun, after he died, he came back to life in a complete state.

23. Why cover your face with your ass?

24. No matter how cool you are, you are also a coward and can't be elegant.

25. I would rather die than have a Dai Xiao hat. My dead father cried at my uncle's funeral, looking at mountains and rivers from a distance, grinning from a distance, looking at mountains and rivers from a distance and seeing freckles from a distance.

26. Rogues can't stop people who know martial arts. Educated hooligans are afraid of everyone.

27. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

28, don't blindly follow other people's thinking, others will say that you will learn from others.

29, don't patronize other people's space, don't know which state of others makes your life and death unpredictable.

30. In this world, there are many people with no tendons in their heads. You opened my eyes and showed me a monster with no tendons on his head!

3 1, don't always think about others, even if you pay more, people don't need you.

32. Don't pester people all the time. People will say: you are not tired, I am still tired.

Don't always underestimate yourself, but how noble people are and feel that they don't deserve their love. How humble we are, I don't know who is not worthy in the end! !

34. Holding your hand, you will know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If you don't go, I will go.

35. Don't hate others. You have nothing to let others remember. Don't blame others for being rude to you.

36. People in high school seldom say that the quality is poor.

He is always like this, stepping on you in the dust and complaining that I can't see you because you stand too low.

38. Walking down the street, grab a telephone pole, lift your hind legs, take a piss and see what you look like.

39. How many beggars can remember you by your clothes, because they know that there are others who only wear underpants to beg.

40. Go back to the pig farm and tie a red rope to her arm, lest she be inseparable!

4 1, your mouth and chrysanthemum are only connected by one rectum, Xiao Tian, I'm Jiro. Xiao Tian, do you remember me? How about these hundreds of years?

42. Don't fantasize about others all day. If people find out, they will definitely want to kill you.

43. What can I say about your appearance? Your appearance is relatively low-key Seeing your face can exercise my courage.

44. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

45. You let me know the true meaning of nausea. You let me see the offspring of the second generation of nerves. How many descendants of Tian Pengyuan Shuai can be fascinated by your hairstyle or fall in love with you, and how many close relatives of mosquitoes can be attracted by your smell.

46, give you a sword fairy, you don't do it, give you a sword god, you don't want to be a knight errant! Really, why bother?

47. Dare to change your brain capacity and stomach capacity!

48. That was the only time you stood me up. Once you stood me up, it was a lifetime.

49, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald. What is your DNA structure?

50. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

5 1, people like you should be actors, make ghost films without makeup, and make Jurassic without even CG.

Don't always worry about others, because they don't need your care, let alone worry about you.

53. Seeing you is like seeing the inspirational story of Qian Qian's physical disability and determination. Don't despair, you are mentally retarded, not terrible!

54. Can you put away your Jieeryin? Aren't you afraid to wake up like mouthwash in the morning? Your face stinks worse than my feet.

55. Even if you wear a pair of glasses, you are a gentle scum, and you will never be a gentle person.

56. I always thought you just had bad skin, but I didn't expect you to be hemorrhoids.

57. People who are bitten by dogs will never get back, but you shameless dog, I have really only seen this one in my life.

58. I don't think this thing of yours has any future. The reason why the sun swallowed up the solar system in five billion years is that it never dared to let a terrible creature like you live in the solar system again.

59, don't always want to talk to others, every word of others always makes you aftertaste for a week, people just ignore what you said, indifferent.

60, the left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

6 1, don't always ask people this and that, people will think you are not others, why are you so shameless?

62. Hey, I didn't give you a birthday present on March 8th. As for you excitedly calling me a bitch, my family always demands modesty, and I don't like taking credit. Keep it for yourself.

63. Don't always overestimate your position in people's minds, but how happy you will be when you know the truth.

64. Without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

65. Don't always look at other people's developments. Even if you are online, people will ignore you.

66. Don't always pay attention to others, they may have regarded you as something else.

67. Imitating a good mood when you are in a bad mood is like dressing up on a burnt plate.

68. Your five senses are not tacit, and your limbs are unreasonable. When you see it, that terrible face will hide from you, and hell will not dare to accept you. If you die, become a lonely soul!

69. Life is easy, life is easy and life is really not easy.

70. Men are consumables.

7 1, don't always think about others, you really don't deserve them.

72. If SAO can be said to be a personality, then I admit that you are a super personality.