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Talking about humor as a holiday gift giver

Nowadays, interpersonal relationship is very important, so gifts should be given during holidays. Under normal circumstances, it is ok for a friend to send one. Everyone is very happy and humorous.

1. Your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

2. Christmas is coming, and I send you good news: Santa Claus thinks you are honest and reliable, and usually says nothing, doesn't shout, doesn't jump. He just grinned and decided to give you the glorious title of "Christmas Turkey".

3. I tried to buy deer, which was too expensive; I tried to drill the chimney, it was too dirty; I tried to put the present in my socks. It stinks. I have no choice but to send you a message. I can't be Santa Claus, so just pretend that he gave me a present. Merry Christmas.

Christmas is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth and to show our love for the Chairman, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper money greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory message on the RMB printed with the chairman and send it to me. Thank you.

On Christmas Eve, the hen laid an egg and soon received a short message from the rooster: Merry Christmas to you! After reading it, the hen said dismissively: I still play with my mobile phone and have no culture. I even wrote down the happiness of laying eggs wrong.

6. A thousand miles away, Qian Shan, Wan Ren Gaogang Wan Ren Mountain, I miss you so much. I didn't sleep on Christmas Eve today to express my thoughts about Santa Claus. This gift is from the old man. Knowing that I was distressed by the lack of gift containers, I presented a pair of cotton socks that I had not washed for a long time.

7. Send you seven flowers: fortune is like popcorn, love is like a rose, career is like morning glory, and life is like a flame flower. If you have love, you won't spend it carelessly. If you have any unexpected gains, remember to share them with me.