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The truck driver is the most helpless talk.
The first jingle:
Between heaven and earth, drivers are the most tired, running around without saying they are tired.
It looks chic, but it is boring. I don't know. It will get dark without a holiday.
There are high-ranking people and low-ranking people who support their families and work hard.
Sweating, two lines of tears, scary as a thief,
Bow and kneel, there is no peace all day and no sleep all night.
The boss's fingers were in place soon, and he didn't dare to offend any big shots.
If you don't leave your post all the year round, all labor laws and regulations are invalid.
There is no place to cry when I am exhausted, and it is difficult to see my family during the holiday.
If you don't earn much money, pretend to be rich. Roadside restaurants often spend money.
The five poisons are almost useless, and if you are not careful, you will commit crimes.
You don't know what it tastes like until you are in it.
Dare not expect social status, all by silly narcissism.
The second jingle:
At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful and driving is not easy!
In the car, look ahead and see many cars!
Rizhao incense burner smokes a small cigarette, and when it is opened, it is Xiaotian!
Strong women in business don't know the hate of national subjugation, and they get sleepy as soon as they get on the bus!
I miss you every night, driving dizzy!
Romantic when flowers bloom, keep your eyes open!
If friends and relatives ask each other, say I'm on my way!
Ask yourself how much you can worry about and look forward to an early start!
The third jingle:
Drivers often drive. It's really hard.
Watch the road, the driveway can't get out.
Look at the roadside at any time, and the sign can't be wrong.
Although it is a long way, it is illegal to go out.
The fourth jingle:
Eating a few dollars of box lunch and driving 400,000-500,000 cars,
Loading millions of goods, talking about millions of contracts,
A hotel that risked tens of millions of dollars and fell asleep,
Pointing to hundreds of millions of markets, you can only earn a little money.
Take money to sell cabbage and white powder!
Business is in the high-end atmosphere, and profits are low-key and grounded!
Low back pain during the day, be strong at night.
Cloth shoes have a long way to go. When will they settle in their hometown?
Homesickness is painful, but wandering around the world is common.
I have been traveling for many years and can't always be with my parents.
My wife doesn't care, nor do my relatives and friends.
Lyrics adapted by truck driver (theme song of "Dang" Huanzhugege);
Let's live a drizzly life with our van.
Dongfeng liberation, * * * enjoy the glory of the world.
When the trumpet sings the joy in my heart.
Seize the energetic youth.
Truck drivers' union:
Trade union: less than a year, no money left in a year!
Bottom line: I'm getting smaller and more tired every year!
Horizontal: Driving is not guilty, long live the driver!
This is the humor of truck drivers. In fact, in today's society, no one's life is easy. People from all walks of life have their own sorrows, so there is no need to complain about the hardships of life blindly. Occasionally watching jingles for entertainment can effectively improve your pessimistic attitude.
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