Classic humor, drinking jingle

Classic Humorous Drinking Rhyme

In fact, everyone drinks in life, especially at some parties or social gatherings. People will say some rhymes when drinking. Here are the classic humorous drinking rhymes. 1. The fresher the water, the sweeter the wine, but the more fragrant the wine.

2. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and we should open up and enliven two cups.

3. The sky is blue, and the sea is blue. Pass it down cup by cup.

4. Good wine is also a good partner as long as it is not drunk excessively.

5. To make the guests drink well, they should drink it at home first!

6. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

7. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

8. You know that there are thousands of glasses in the wine, so you can drink as much as you can.

9, the feelings are deep and stuffy, and the feelings are shallow.

1. After a hundred years of sorrow, you will feel drunk.

11. Bad wine is like a wicked man, attacking each other with swords and arrows.

12. When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more food.

13. Water is a land risk, while wine is a human risk.

14, men don't drink, walk in the world in vain.

15. Wine makes a hero, and he refuses to obey his wife.

16. People who are good at drinking are often wrapped under rags.

17, the market economy is competitive, so drink a glass of wine quickly.

18. Spirits are like sea water or honor: the more you drink, the more you want to drink.

19. It's half a catty to bid farewell to Bai Di's colorful clouds.

2. What is drinking? It's just a pause.

21. People can't walk in the Jianghu without drinking.

22. There is no cloud in the sky and there is drought in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count.

23. Wine can benefit people as well as harm them.

24. Qian Shan is always in love with thousands of waters. How about a drink less?

25. Men can't make good friends if they don't drink.

26. The east wind is blowing and the drums are thundering. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who!

27. If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally.

28. Spicy wine washes teeth, and beer is used as tea.

29. The more you drink, the younger you get.

3, standing on both legs, drinking does not count.

31. Wine will not invent anything, but only make people tell secrets.

32. A toast to health is actually a toast to illness.

33. It's better to have a rotten hole in the stomach than to have a torn feeling.

34. If you drink too much, you will slip your tongue.

35, the road drools at the corner of the car, and I hate to seal it to Jiuquan.

36, half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go if I walk half a catty.

37. Guests will get drunk if they drink, or the host will be ashamed.

38. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine-drink for reasons.

39. Those who drink for a long time will rot their stomachs, collapse their marrow and steam tendons, which will damage their spirit and life.

4. Show your skill in a crisis, and your sister (brother) will have a drink for your brother.

41. Goose and pig can't make friends, and drinkers and non-drinkers can't get along.

42. Women live like dogs without drinking, while men live like eunuchs without smoking. Classic humorous drinking jingle 2

interesting drinking jingle 1

revolutionary wine is drunk every day

red eyes and bad stomach

memory loss

lack of funds in the drinking unit

people scold me for having no taste

interesting drinking jingle 2

one, two, two, two mouthwashes,

three, two, four, two mouthwashes.

Interesting drinking jingle 3

Willing to give the stomach to the revolution

The little wine of the revolution is drunk every day,

It hurts the stomach when you drink red eyes,

You are soft-footed when you drink it, and

Your memory is greatly reduced when you drink it.

The crowd rolled their eyes after drinking, and

The unit that drank was short of funds;

I drank my wife to tears,

I went to bed back to back at night,

when I sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

the secretary waved his hand-

It's not wrong to drink or not,

We are drunk every day! Classic humorous drinking jingle 3

1. * * * Drinking together

"One, two, two, two, rinse your mouth, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two are holding the wall, and seven, two, eight, two are still yelling. A pot of old wine, two cups of tea, three bowls of trotters and four plates of melons. Five, six, seven, eight friends get together, and nine points are very intoxicating. "

I don't know if you've heard this jingle. Every sentence from one to nine rhymes, and it's very appropriate to the current situation of life. I think many friends have understood this feeling when they are drinking. Several friends are sitting together, chewing pig's trotters, punching and drinking, and the sound is deafening, which makes the whole atmosphere very lively. But lively to lively, this atmosphere is really a bit noisy.

2. Drink with people you don't know well

"Half a catty of wine is not appropriate, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go if I walk half a catty. There are a thousand cups of wine for every bosom friend. You can drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away. Standing on one leg, drinking doesn't count. When the road is rough, who will drink if you don't drink? " As an old driver in the wine field, these words fully reflect their inner monologues.

At daily parties, people you don't know are smart about drinking. When you meet the right person, you will drink more. If you can't talk without speculation, you can drink as much as you can. If you don't want to drink, you will run away. If you can make a friend, you will also persuade you to drink. This jingle describes the old slick in the wine field very well.

3. Drinking with friends

"It's rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly. It's better to doze off than to drink without getting drunk. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water. Brothers will not be tired when they drink, but they will be intoxicated when they drink. " These words put the brotherhood on the wine table in place. There are very few sincere friends in life, and it is also difficult to meet bosom friends who meet thousands of cups at the wine bureau.

Therefore, when you have friends who let you speak freely, it's good to drink as much as you want. Drinking is for real, and you don't play empty. You must drink properly. Even if you are drunk, a lot of brothers are intoxicated, and you can't feel the discomfort caused by alcohol. Being drunk is also a kind of enjoyment.