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Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? You will fall asleep after death.

1: If diamonds last forever, one will go bankrupt! 2: The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

3. A temporary impulse is a crisis for future generations!

Iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

5: The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for is coming, and the classic sentence is followed by the wolf!

6: it is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

7: Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all the students in the end.

8. The lion and the bear shit by the tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his excrement was thicker than that of the bear, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes: lion excrement is better than bear excrement!

10: You always fart in the office, and your colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!

1 1: roses for you, chocolates for you, diamonds for you. You, mine! Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and the children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child!

12: The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by a gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

13: arguing with a MM about whether a whale is a fish. At the end of the classic sentence, I said I have a personal word, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

14: In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, and Mercedes-Benz drivers may be logistics personnel.

15: Hit you with a star.

16: The heart will not die until it reaches the Yellow River, and the heart will not die until it sinks to the bottom of the Yellow River.

17: Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit!

18: Love doesn't need any reason. Let's see it through.

Motto of hard life: Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? You will fall asleep after death.

If you suffer, thank life, that's a feeling it gives you; If you suffer, thank God you are still alive. People's disasters often become their knowledge. Sort out the motto of hard work: Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? I will sleep after I die for your reference. I hope I can help you. Thank you for your reading and support! Chapter one: the motto of hard work in life

1, every day without hard work is a disappointment in life.

2. Make efforts a habit.

3. Have the farthest dream and the simplest life, even if it's freezing tomorrow, the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.

No matter how miserable tomorrow is, at least today is not wasted.

5. Why do you sleep for a long time before you die and sleep after you die?

If you don't study hard now, I will play with you later.

7. Improve our quality of life in the time that we can control and struggle.

8. Attitude determines height.

9. You have nothing but hard work!

10, life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

1 1, some roads are far away, and you will be tired if you go on, but you will regret if you don't go!

12, if you have a dream, go after it and stay put.

13, plan my way, step by step, not with your mouth, but with your heart.

14, if you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer before others.

15, I have to be alone on the way forward, because no one can keep up with me.

16, when you can't achieve great things, please grasp the ordinary happiness; Please always smile when you can't make yourself brilliant.

17, how can you be sober and calm without experiencing pain and suffering!

18, can stand loneliness and keep prosperity!

19, be strong no matter how hard and tired you are, just for those who look forward to your eyes.

When things have happened, don't complain, don't be depressed, just smile and everything will pass.

2 1, I don't understand being young and frivolous, I only know that the winner is king.

22. Second place means that you are the number one loser.

23, success is when you can't hold on, hold on.

24. I want my future self to be moved by my present self.

25. As long as you are content to reach out and stand on tiptoe, you will find how vast your sky is.

Chapter two: the motto of self-improvement

0 1, time is running, we are changing, gradually, mature, grown up, more responsibility, less frivolous.

02. A coward will be drowned even when it is calm, and will not sink even if he struggles in the turbulent current.

03. The easiest thing in the world is persistence, and the most difficult thing is persistence. Remember, persistence is victory.

All the good feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

05. It is the blood that a gentleman drops on the climbing road and the tears that a coward shed when he is disappointed.

06. Establish the belief that you must believe, and don't say that I can't do it easily. If you aim to succeed, you can succeed.

07, who regards comfort as a happy flower, then when the fruit season comes, he can only look at the empty branches and sigh.

08, all failures, compared with the failure of losing yourself, are even more insignificant.

We can't choose fate, but we can change it.

10, I am proud of your performance today.

1 1, I believe you can do it and you will be full of energy.

12, fate has arranged a place for everyone, even if it is temporarily misplaced, it will eventually return to its original position.

13, what many people lack is not beauty, but confidence.

14. Remember, every day is the best day of the year.

15, smooth sailing, does not mean that driving is a smooth route.

16, immature men can't give women happiness, ok, I'll wait for you to mature.

17, winners will never give up, and quitters will never win.

18, all the good luck in the eyes of others, only you know it is inevitable. Adults should have such awareness.

19, aiming at solving your own problems is the real truth. Facing up to your own problems and trying to solve them is the shortcut to success. Whoever can calm down and focus on small loopholes and obstacles will take a big step first.

20. Face adversity bravely, even if you can't realize your initial dream, you will open the door to another dream.

2 1. Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste, and the future with the greatest confidence.

22. Don't have any illusions, don't give up an opportunity, and don't stop working hard for a day.

23. You don't know the height of the sky if you don't climb the mountain, and you don't know the thickness of the ground if you don't go to the deep stream.

24. Whether in nature or in a competitive society, it is often the weak who make the first move.

25. People who are not angry are fools, and people who are not angry are really wise.

26, don't be smart, don't cheat should be the principle of our study, should also be the principle of our life. The basis of this is to believe in yourself, not only in your current strength, but also in the progress you can make through hard work.

27, don't wait, there are not many opportunities that really belong to you, and action is always more important than fantasy; Don't complain, face up to contradictions and problems.

28, don't care too much about your appearance, because the ability will not be written on your face.

29. Don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes. Every day is new. Have a good life.

30. Don't lose yourself in your busy life. Appreciating life after studying will make your mood bloom like a flower.

3 1. A man addicted to hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for him.

32. The secret of success lies in working harder. How many times have you tried to succeed?

33. Eat what others can't eat, endure what others can't stand, pay more than others, and enjoy more than others.

34. Hatred can never dissolve hatred. Only sympathy can dissolve hatred. This is the eternal truth.

35. A wrong beginning may not necessarily have a happy ending. Nothing in life is certain. Everyone is moving, waiting, and slowly looking for it.

36. When a person really realizes, he gives up the pursuit of wealth in the outside world and starts to pursue real wealth in the inner world.

37. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

It is not a pity for climbers to lose their past footprints, but it is dangerous to lose their past direction.

39, give up perfection, you will be more relaxed; Facing the reality, you will be more comfortable; Appreciate yourself and you will be more confident; Make a good choice, and you will be more calm.

40. To give yourself a cliff with no retreat is to give yourself an opportunity to charge the highland of life.

4 1, even if the road is bumpy, the wheels should move forward; Even if the river is rough, the ship can sail.

42. Remember, be the last person to play cards and sell cards that others think are unexpected. When they think you will lose, then you can win the game.

43. Pride is that a kite with a broken lead is fleeting.

44. Even if you find yourself going the wrong way, don't stop and don't look back, because the hardest thing in the world is to look back.

45. See through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say it!

46, look at a person's mind, look at his eyes; Look at a person's worth and opponents; Look at a man's cards and his friends.

47. Suffering, like happiness, is a blooming flower of life.

48. The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory.

49. Laziness is a good excuse. It seems that if you are diligent, you can really do great things.

50. Without wind and waves, there would be no daring to make waves; No thorns, no indomitable pioneers.

5 1, without wind and waves, the true colors of sails cannot be displayed; Without twists and turns, you can't taste the joy of life.

52. No one can afford to analyze. Trying to understand is not easy.

53. Behind every effort, there must be a double reward.

54. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

55. Beauty belongs to the confident person, calmness to the prepared person, miracle to the persistent person, and success to the persevering person.

56. In the face of adversity in life, don't compromise, but choose to be strong and stand up.

57. I understand that everything is ashes, and I can only tell myself that it is time to let go of the burden.

58. Only those who can overcome difficulties can turn them into opportunities.

59. The more times you are rejected, the faster you grow. The more you learn, the more successful you will be.

Since you have identified a road, why ask how long it will take?

6 1, you will suddenly find that the scenery there is actually what you are used to.

62. The bonsai Xiumu was ruined, and her dream of becoming a pillar was shattered.

63. In fact, it is enough for fate to meet.

64. The failure of millions of people is the failure of doing things incompletely, and they often stop doing things when they are only one step away from success.

65. The road ahead, I am in my heart, quietly lighting the direction for you, don't look back, maybe I will see your sad back in the haze and start the ripples in my heart again.

66. It is the outside world that makes people lose their minds. It is often oneself who ultimately exhausts one's mind.

67. People who put an end to their lives can't be half a step ahead.

68. Enthusiasm and enthusiasm can overcome all difficulties.

69. How many beats can life have? Not now. When? Cherish the opportunity and let golden times collide with more brilliant sparks!

70. Life is like chess. One step at a time is mediocrity, three steps at a time are constancy, and ten steps at a time are wisdom.

There are many choices in life. Be careful at every step. But one choice can't decide everything. Don't hesitate, don't regret making a choice. As long as we can persevere, victory is ahead.

72. Once a person realizes, he will give up the pursuit of things outside his body and begin to pursue the real wealth in his inner world.

73. People always know how to cherish when they lose it!

Everything happens for a purpose, and it will always contribute to your growth from a certain angle.

75. If talent is compared to a sword, then diligence is a grindstone.

76. If you put it in the wrong place, diamonds will also be treated as stones. But no matter where the stone is placed, it is still a stone.

77. If you are afraid of the ups and downs of the rocks ahead, life will always be a stagnant pool.

78. If you suffer, thank life, which is a feeling it gives you; If you suffer, thank God you are still alive. People's disasters often become their knowledge.

79. Without the courage to break through the ground and fight against snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

The footprints in the desert soon disappeared. The struggle song has been stirring in the hearts of hikers for a long time.

8 1, injury is brought by others, happiness is found by yourself, you can cry if you want, and laugh after crying. No one can confiscate anyone's happiness.

82. Life is like a mirror. If you smile at her, she will smile back at you.

83. The meaning of vitality lies in struggle, because the world itself is an arena.

84. It's normal to be lovelorn. If you still cry and drink too much, it's really hard.

85. Time forces us to grow, stop and go, and separation becomes the end.

86. When you encounter difficulties, you should overcome them with confidence and yourself.

87. Don't give up when you are in trouble. Remember, persistence is victory.

88. No matter how long the dream is, there will always be an end. Dress up as a smiling face and take a photo, which is the eternal freeze of memory.

89. When we succeed, our friends know us; In adversity, we know our friends.

90. Don't give in to disaster, but face it bravely.

9 1, standing on the shoulders of giants is to surpass giants.

92. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. I want to say, to be an otaku and a otaku, you must first afford to buy a house.

93. The most reliable thing in this world is not others, but yourself. Don't expect others, be strong and self-reliant.

94. Truth is the lifeblood of life, the foundation of all values and the secret of business success. Who can persist, who can become.

95. Climbers who aim at the top will not be intoxicated by a certain footprint along the way.

What matters is not what happened, but what to do to improve it.

97. Inferiority is a bird with wings cut off, and it is difficult to go to heaven. Both are taboos for success.

98. The finest gems have been polished by craftsmen for the longest time. The most expensive sculpture was hit hardest by a chisel.

Chapter three: Life motto to inspire fighting spirit.

0 1, when humiliated, it is better to turn your face than to turn your face, and it is better to be angry than not to live up to expectations.

02. People who are better than me are still working hard. Who am I to say give up?

Don't care about today, at least you have tomorrow.

Don't forget, you used to be the first.

Don't forget to promise what you want to do and where you want to go, no matter how difficult or far.

No matter when you start, it is important not to give up easily after you start.

Don't think about the past, don't cherish the present for the future.

I'm not afraid of ten thousand people standing in front, but I'm afraid I'll surrender first.

Don't give the world to people you hate.

10, don't laugh at other people's scars, it's just an injury you haven't experienced.

1 1. Don't get tired of your present efforts. The night before dawn is always darkest.

12, don't give up your dream because there is no applause.

13, people who are not prepared are those who prepare for failure! You can find the bright side in any suffering!

14. Behind a successful man, there is always a woman who loves him.

15, anyone will get hurt while growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.

16, there are too many fragile mental trauma, and pursuit is the best medicine to cure your trauma.

17, when you face setbacks and disappointments, you should have a calm mind. Only when you understand peace can you understand life.

18, when a person starts to struggle from his own heart, he is a valuable person.

19, thank the person who hurt you, because he tempered your mind!

20. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.

2 1. Tell yourself that whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.

22. Loneliness is a hurdle for every strong person.

23. The past time will flow into the boundless black hole forever and never come back, so cherish every second now.

24. The past belongs to death, and the future belongs to oneself.

25, strong, not in the face of sadness not to drop a tear, but to dry the tears and face the future life with a smile.

26. Understand the past, live in the present and prepare for the future!

27. Men who have no skills will die and live.

28. People without background need to redouble their efforts.

29. There is no destiny takes a hand's ending, only the process of not working hard enough.

30. Anger without strength is meaningless.

3 1. Everyone is the architect of his own destiny.

32. Every road is difficult, but once you choose it, you must go on.

33. Dreams are neither dreams nor dreams.

The hope of tomorrow, let us forget the pain of yesterday!

35. Life is an excuse for the weak, and luck is a modest word for the strong.

36. When you can't fight, you can only fight hard!

37. Your potential is far stronger than you show.

We can't live in youth without regrets, but we should live in youth with peace of mind.

39. Our life is to be reborn in the attitude of constantly starting.

Our greatest pride lies not in never falling, but in getting up every time we fall.

4 1, I believe that as long as I walk steadily, I will always walk out of my life.

42. I want to live like a lime. The more people throw cold water on me, the more my life boils.

43. I saw myself many years later. Confidence! Cheerful! Open-minded!

44. Don't play hard now, I'll play with you later.

45. Do what you want to do, and don't leave it till the end.

46, the heart is there, don't be negative about youth.

47. The dazzling rainbow is always after the rain has cleared.

48. I want others to believe in myself, not by promises, but by actions.

49. Looking at life with a magnifying glass, life is a tragedy; Looking at life through a telescope, life is a comedy.

50. Smile and tell others that I am stronger today than yesterday.

5 1, use every second of this life to give yourself a future without regrets.

52. Sometimes, after sticking to what you don't want to do most, you will get what you want most.

53. Sometimes you have to be your own hero.

54. I have a temper and never give up.

55. Try it instead of worrying too much.

56. In the process of growing up, I learned to stick to myself.

57. You can stand up more often than you fall down. You are a strong person.

58. The real strong man is not one who has no tears, but one who runs with tears.

59. Only by enduring the hardships of the journey can we finally retain the rainbow sky.

60. Great people are those who have a heavy burden on their hearts and are indifferent on the surface.

6 1. What kind of people you care about determines what kind of world you will see.

What you have to do is to make your success faster than your parents' aging.

The reason why you don't work hard is that you haven't been insulted enough.

64. Backlight A is never just the past, not the future.

65. The purpose of my efforts is to make it as easy for my mother to buy things for herself as it is for me.

66. Try to take a step forward and get closer to your dreams.

67. The climber conceived a long poem about faith and will with wisdom and sweat.

68. The faster you run, the greater the wind resistance. Resistance is closely related to achievement.

69. The waterfall is particularly magnificent when it passes through the steep wall.

70. In fact, there is nothing that everyone's life can't be redesigned.

7 1 In fact, every avenue leading to sunshine is full of bumps.

72. A firm belief will win strong people and then make them stronger.

73. Diligence refers to today's blood, not tomorrow's determination and the guarantee the day after tomorrow.

74. Diligence can make up for cleverness, but cleverness cannot make up for laziness.

Please don't let go of your dream quietly, it will shine in your hands sooner or later.

76. Keep corals away from wind and waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.

77. Life is a one-way street, a road that can only go forward, can't go back and can't be reversed.

78. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

79. There will always be rainy days and sunny days in life, but it will always be sunny after rain.

80. If the blade is afraid of hurting itself and does not touch the grindstone, it will never be sharp.

8 1. If you give up too early, you never know what you will miss.

82. If you are afraid of the ups and downs of the rocks ahead, life will always be a stagnant pool.

83. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

If you don't fight for what you want, you will never get it.

If you work hard enough and have a little luck, you will succeed.

86. Life is a pain, and it is thought and philosophy that make it rise.

87. Life will fail those who work hard, but it will not always fail those who work hard.

88. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

89. It is better to be angry, complain and change than to live up to expectations.

90. Give yourself a reason to be silent from time to time to calm down your life.

9 1, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

92, the water does not know the depth, how can people know whether to win or lose without fighting.

93. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself.

94. All goals are dark, and only actions are accompanied by light!

95. It snows and slides on the ground. Fall down and climb by yourself!

96. Forget the darkness of the dawn and remember the dawn.

97. Only action can relieve all anxiety.

98. I don't like talking about dreams, but I am ambitious.

99. Don't leave my youth blank. If I dare to fantasize, it will open.

Domineering signature boy: Why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will fall asleep after death.

Domineering signature boy: Why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will fall asleep after death.

I am ugly, but I have music and beer.

2. If cutting your wrist will kill you, why is the broken arm still alive?

3, I have my own discretion in falling in love, which will not affect my study!

Don't make fun of me when I don't smile at you.

You have many sisters, and you don't lack me, but I am the only one who is good to you!

6. None of the twinkling stars are sincere, but they are all rubbish.

7. Once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide.

8. Life is ordinary and limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

9. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

10, don't say no until you try!

1 1. If you don't have that ability, don't say others are too powerful.

12, don't flatter yourself, don't be emotional, and don't let yourself promiscuous.

13, some people will never know what push your luck is unless you get angry.

14, I can only love you, what do you leave me!

15, lovers end the chat with goodnight, friends end the chat with bye-bye, and hardcore end the chat with rolling calves.

16, why is it that the female man lifts the bangs, and it can be a female sweat without lifting the bangs?

17, we can't satisfy everyone, after all, not everyone is human.

18, try not to make any noise when you can start work, and try not to leave anyone alive when you can die.

19, I am single-celled, unattractive, thick-skinned, poor in figure, and like to make trouble without reason.

20. I would rather run alone in the heavy rain than throw myself into your hypocritical arms.

2 1, rotten people must be bitches, and bitches are not necessarily rotten people.

22. I am not a lady, and I am better than you pretending to be a lady.

23. If you were here, I would love you forever. If you are not here, I will give up my love.

I hate people like that, so I won't do that anyway.

25. I really feel that some people are embarrassed not only in appearance, but also in their bones.

26. Please turn 360 degrees in the opposite direction to me.

27. I really like my invulnerability.

28. Any man can rob it, but not his girlfriend.

29, my enthusiasm is limited, you grasp the time.

30. I don't bow my head, I don't know how to retain, and I am not good at words. This could be me.

3 1, the social road is hard to walk, and some people have dogs.

32. The most hateful thing is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation.

33. Sleeping or not listening in class, but learning is still good.

34. You are disgusted when you are heartbroken. When you need me, will you please go where you want to go?

Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

36. There are a lot of lovers in the class, but I think it's better to be single, isn't it?

Don't pin your happiness on others. True happiness must come from yourself.

I would rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.

39. Your sympathetic love. Mushrooms keep me cool. Not sparse. Han.

40. Don't think you are important. I am still alive without you, and my life is more exciting!

4 1, remember that you will regret it one day.

42. If life often kicks you, don't forget to slap it. Resistance is better than tears.

I don't want so many excellent people, I just want you.

44. The most ridiculous thing is the sentence on the cigarette case: smoking is harmful to health!

45. He is fine without me. What qualifications do I have?

46. I will send you away if you disappoint me.

47. Why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will fall asleep after death.

48. Not everyone can make waves in my heart.

49. Since you know it, there's no need to stir it up.

50. It's good to be single. You can have an affair with whoever you want.

Interesting talk: you don't have to sleep for a long time before you die, but you will sleep after you die.

I was very unhappy when I weighed myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

Second, you don't have to sleep for a long time before you die, but you will sleep after you die.

I am an angel, because my body is heavy and I can't go back to heaven.

Fourth, telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing wigs will always be exposed by the wind.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, "Fuck you."

6. A bug in front flew to my math problem and looked at it several times before it died.

Seven, people are not good, but the degree of bad is different.

Eight, life is like a play, I always NG.

Nine, which is better to unlock and dredge? China, grab a wall.

My deskmate often says that he is not a casual person, but he is casual and not alone. . .

I have not only a car, but also my own?

12. Which is the best monthly exam paper? Not China, I swallow the item.

Thirteen, the sky is raining, you can take an umbrella. What if it rains?

Fourteen, I don't go to hell, who I love.

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: one can't do this and the other can't do it.

Remember that I am a cold person, please don't be confused by my constant madness.

Eighteen, it is said that women are clothes and sisters are brands that you can't afford to wear.

Nineteen, if you go first, please don't blame me for turning my back on you.

Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

I want to smile like a sunshine doll, but others regard me as a ghost.

I was forced to turn pale before I grew up.

Twenty-three, people always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always think that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

The most brilliant moment of apple was hitting Newton on the head.

Twenty-five, others are pretending to be serious, then I can only pretend not to be serious.

The only person who deserves my tears will never make me cry.

Twenty-seven, I still feel palpitation when I see him.

The sunshine in June shines on the glass, so sparse and desolate.

Twenty-nine, others send you hello, you don't return hello, you want to return to the cool dog.

How do you want me to admit that you are not suitable for me?

Thirty-one, my heart will not change, but I dare not love hard.

Why do you always give me a back? My heart is so cold.

Love should not be Lin Daiyu.