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Two or three things in forty-nine

Nanjing No. 49 Middle School has a very good geographical location. It is outside Hanzhong Gate, beside the Phoenix Bridge, and the Qinhuai River is within 100 meters.

? Originally, No. 49 Middle School only rented out a house next to the wall, about 20 square meters.

After we moved in, we found that the long open space within the wall was very attractive. The wall was five meters away from the classroom and more than 30 meters long, so it was completely usable.

At first, the garden of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles was used as a free warehouse, but it was only a stopgap measure. Later, it was urgently rented an illegally constructed building in a community on the roadside of Ninghai for transition. The biggest problem here was that trucks could not park at the door. It takes three or four hours to carry goods a hundred meters, and it takes three or four hours to unload a truckload of goods.

It was really inconvenient. Later, I found a warehouse in the fish fry pond on Fenghuang East Street. It was the back garden of a farmer. In the early 1990s, this area was basically deserted, with narrow roads and no traffic. It's very inconvenient, so this can only be used as a transition.

I discussed with the principal of No. 49 Middle School whether we could use this place to store goods. It can be said that we hit it off immediately. The corners of the school are empty, so why not exchange them for some money so that we can spend flexibly? Besides, ceramic products do not cause any pollution.

? Building the wall and building the shed was as quick as a hair, but it took a little trouble to open the warehouse door because it faced the adjacent community. Fortunately, there was no danger, and the goal was finally achieved.

When we move into our "new home", there will be a "big gift package" waiting for us.

The "halberd men" observe carefully and use interlocking techniques. No outsiders in the jurisdiction can escape their "fiery eyes".

? The action time must be chosen after twelve o'clock in the evening, and the time must not be advanced or delayed.

? I have also patrolled the factory overnight and worked shifts. Let me talk about our "set style":

? After dinner, we will report in, and then we will share the same interests. I found a quiet place to hang out with "Old K" and play chess. After "fighting" until about eleven o'clock at night, I walked to the cafeteria. After eating well in the middle of the night, I felt a little tired. We quickly went to the nooks and crannies of the factory and walked around to relieve ourselves. After finishing, everyone found a secluded place to squint until dawn.

? There may be some "halberd men" who are on duty non-stop, never resting, and working hard. I can't use myself to judge others and slander them, but there is one thing that is definitely the same, that is If you go to block people after twelve o'clock in the evening, you will definitely get stuck.

? At twelve o'clock, many of us were sleepy. We were "marrying a wife in a dream" - sleeping perfectly, when we heard a hurried knock on the door: "Get up, check the night", sleepy eyes I opened the door in a hazy state and saw two "plainclothes" men rushing in.

? "You came to Ning from other places, right?"

? "Yes".

? "Have you applied for a temporary residence permit?"

? "No, can I apply for one person?"

? "No, it must be three people per person." It’s a lot for individuals to do”.

? "Does it cost money to apply for a temporary residence permit?"

? "It is free to apply for a temporary residence permit, but once you apply for the permit, you must pay "including the room fee."

? "How much"?

? "ⅩⅩ yuan"!

? "Can it be less?"

? "No, if you don't pay, don't live here"!

? Why is it angry when Li Hu is angry, and why is it painful when a husband cries.

? Just imagine crawling out of the quilt with sleepy eyes, shivering, facing the advances, everyone would be obedient!

? This kind of scene happens more than once a month. If the money is not asked for that day, they will come every night, and they will come at this time.

? One time I asked them, "Why can't you come earlier at nine or ten o'clock when we are still awake."

? The answer was impeccable: "This is our working time." , please cooperate”.

? I understand, he is working, I am resting, he comes to serve the people conveniently, shouldn’t you still be grateful?

Of course, this is his right. I can only cooperate, but I enjoy such "caring and considerate" service and fulfill my obligation to pay. If you want to exercise some rights, can you?

? It was a rainy day. The tree trunks in the community were rotten and blown off by the strong wind. They hit the top of our warehouse and smashed through several asbestos tiles.

? Thinking of the saying "A man in trouble is looking for XX", I dialed the phone. The next moment, the two plainclothes people came and asked me what I wanted. I answered the truth. Invite.

? The man yelled: "No one was hit, why did you call?"

The other person saw that the situation was a little out of control, and quickly pulled the person who was still blushing and scolding us to retreat.

? I was really wrong. I shouldn’t have disturbed everyone’s drinks; I shouldn’t have delayed the monks’ lunch break; and I shouldn’t have taken that sentence seriously. It was a shame. Let’s teach you a lesson. That’s right! Why would you make a call if no one was beaten to death?

? I always remember this great meeting gift. I persisted in No. 49 Middle School for six years, and there will be many stories to come.

? Stay tuned!

Jiang Lihong