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It was love at first sight. This is not love, this is face.

1, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

I have always envied my friends to know me at such a young age.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

M: I will love you for ten thousand years! Woman: You liar! Do you have that long life!

If you can give me an award, I hope it is the most normal one in the madhouse.

6. When I came to this world alive, I didn't want to go back alive.

7. You fart so much, can you wear pants?

8. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a coldness that I forgot to wear long pants.

9. You are not handsome but ugly.

10, how far the thought is, how far you roll for me, how fast the speed of light is, and how fast you roll for me.

1 1, I may have been single for a long time. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good. ...

12, someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

13, the math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, he finally went ashore and we all drowned.

14, the richest man in the world is a bump man, because ATM says

15, can you not judge me? I didn't eat a bite of your meal.

16, Liu Haichang tossed about all day and suddenly felt like Liu Huan.

17, people like you can only live two episodes in one drama.

18, love at first sight, the clock is not love, it is face.

19, living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

20. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

2 1, the Statue of Liberty, with a book in one hand and a torch in the other, told us to study even if the power went out.

22. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, and then ... I have the eye of a needle.

23. When Bajie applied, the boss asked: Do you have a professional title? Pig proudly said: the messenger of the altar! Boss: sputum cleaner? Oh, then clean the toilet!

24. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said: I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

26. A girl proposed to a young man. The young man said shyly, my penis is a little small. The girl asked: Is it as big as a mushroom? The young man replied: Yes! On the wedding night, the girl rushed out of the new house and sighed! Oh, my God, Flammulina velutipes!

Good morning: love at first sight, not love, but face!

* It was love at first sight. Not love, but face.

Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep;

Send the woman you like home, no matter where you go, you are on the road;

In the world of love, a woman's silence is the biggest cry and a precursor to the end;

You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

If I don't say anything, you won't say anything, so it's speechless; I don't say you don't understand, this is distance;

When a man's money can't be spent in front of the woman he likes, that man has no hope!

Love at first sight, ringtone is not love, but face.

First, love at first sight, the clock is not love, but the face.

Second, don't think about why others always hurt you, ask yourself why you always allow this to happen. It is simple to complicate things, but complicated to simplify things. This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the strong, but the world of the volunteers. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself. Managing your strengths well can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings will devalue your life. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

Third, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.

4. One day you will emerge from the pupa and look more beautiful than people expected, but this process will be painful, hard and sometimes frustrating. Facing the surging reality, I feel small and powerless. But it's also a part of life. Do what you can now, and then everything will be fine. We will all grow up alone, don't be afraid.

Five, the world of mortals is shallow, and every encounter should be a relationship of gratitude.

Six, time is not wet, and stains can't be washed away. On the road of life, there are joy of success and pain of failure; There will be clear skies, rain and mud; There are birds and flowers, and there will be declining scenery. Experience has written the way forward and the process has laid the foundation for success.

Seven, people live to pursue happiness, but we must live with pain. Happiness is a kind of mood, which has nothing to do with material desires. Open-minded, tolerant and grateful, life will be sunny. There are gains and losses in life, smart people know how to give up, and happy people know how to be detached.

Eight, the beginning of the story is always like this, which coincides with its meeting and is caught off guard. The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart.

Eat, drink and be merry, and enjoy everything God has given you. Never listen to embarrassing words and never meet ugly people. Or do something difficult and fall in love with someone you shouldn't love. -Electro-optic Phantom

Ten, I don't say you don't talk, this is speechless; I don't say you don't understand, this is the distance.

11. Bitterness and humor are two different things, outspoken and honest are two different things, uneducated and casual are two different things, and indifference and honest are two different things.

Why don't you prove something to people who don't deserve it, live better, but for yourself? -"Suddenly this summer"

Thirteen, give up the past yourself appropriately, in order to make your mind mature. At every stage of life, there will be all kinds of crises. Only by giving up outdated concepts and habits in the past can we smoothly enter the next stage of life.

Fourteen, time flies, people are like the wind.

15. In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself. -Fragments of stars

Sixteen, instead of being busy and conspicuous, it is better to be true and natural in the crowd, not to make public, not to be artificial, and to stand back at any time. I have a fixed mind, just concentrate on my work.

Seventeen, you are afraid of something, but you still have to do it, and that is courage. Neil Kidman

Eighteen, if I am tired of seeing the scenery. Would you like to become a stone of debauchery and let me live on it for the rest of my life?

Nineteen, people with ability influence others, and people without ability are influenced by others. -"Xibao"

I am eager to see you, but please remember that I won't ask to see you. This is not because of pride, you know I am not proud in front of you, but because it makes sense for us to meet only when you also want to see me.

Twenty-one, the road of life, stop and go is a kind of leisure, walking and watching is an elegance, walking and forgetting is an open-mindedness.

Don't rely too much on friendship, or spend a lot of time guessing whether people around you are sincere to you. Living alone won't kill you. Feeling lonely is a compulsory course for growing up, and everyone has to experience it. Life is a long road. If there is really no one to accompany you on a busy road, you should tell yourself that it is good to walk this road, there are better scenery ahead and better people are waiting.

Twenty-three, send the woman you like home, no matter where you go, you are on the road.

24. In the world of love, a woman's silence is the biggest cry and a precursor to the end.

25. What obligation does a friend have to keep a secret for him? If he doesn't want anyone to know, don't say it. If you don't let him talk, he will itch to death, so friends can borrow their ears to listen to it. Who cares! -"Qin Pi"

Love can break into any cage in the world.

Talking about love at first sight, love at first sight sentences and phrases

1. I wanted to fuck you at the first sight. Sven people call this love at first sight.

No one can make me love you at first sight like you.

I don't believe in love at first sight, so I tried my best to meet you for the second time.

I will use my whole life to repay that love at first sight.

The most beautiful love at first sight in this world is seeing your smile for the first time in a dark time, which I will never forget.

6. Some people, as soon as they meet, look at it for ten thousand years.

When I first met him, God whispered four words in my ear: doomed.

8. Your beauty, praised by others, is not as good as the first time I met you.

9. Is there anyone in your life? You knew it was him the first time you saw him. At this time, you looked at him with smiling eyes and said firmly, you are not going anywhere!

10. It was love at first sight when I first met someone with a temperature of 38.6.

1 1. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight.

12. How to make friends with people who fall in love at first sight!

13. Love is really simple, so simple that I can't extricate myself from falling in love with you at first sight.

14. Love at first sight is not because I fell in love with you at first sight, but because I never forgot you after reading it.

15. A man's body has 24 weaknesses. The first time I saw him, I had the 25th.

16. The first time I saw you, I knew you were my red phoenix.

17. You are a hidden disease that I can't see a doctor for the rest of my life. It started with love at first sight and finally turned my back.

18. Humans are probably the most insatiable creatures in the world. When you look at me, I want to live in your heart.

19. No matter how deep you are, you can't beat love at first sight, and no matter how hard you try.

When I first saw you, my life was over in my heart.

2 1. If you don't believe in love at first sight, then I only love you at first sight and love you at the second sight.

22. There are peerless and independent beauties in the north. See the city for the first time, goodbye to the country.

23. There is a kind of person who falls in love at first sight, has been infatuated with it ever since, and is willing to gamble all his life.

24. Seeing your first sight is like seeing an angel coming in the sun.

25. Because it was love at first sight, it was wishful thinking.

26. Love at first sight means wanting to tell you a story at first sight.

27. On the bus, I looked at you frequently, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.