Funny weight loss, what are the short sentences and hilarious jokes?

1, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2, I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a life of eating goods.

The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

4. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

Losing weight means eating all the delicious food in the world in one day. In order to realize this lofty and happy ideal, I decided to eat from now on. Only in this way can I save enough strength to lose weight.

You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

7. Losing weight is called by fat people and done by thin people.

8. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest.

9. I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.