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If you don't return my messages, you're just a smelly pig _ cute and coquettish personality signature

If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig.

I always feel that I have a special ability. I can feel it when you are around, even if I can't see it.

Not loving is not loving. Tangle is the least handsome. Let you go, and let myself go.

The recent rumor that I like you, let me clarify, is not a rumor.

How do you know I am affectionate if you are not my lover?

My key ate the candy secretly, and now it has eaten my teeth. I can't open the door and go home. Will you take me in?

Christmas is for people. The best you can do is to commemorate Jesus, stay up late at most and celebrate the New Year at most. You are one year older.

Let's talk about friends, shall we I'll find another way.

No wonder I can't keep my stomach small because I like your heart.

You are everywhere in the Milky Way.

Good thing I'm not in love. Why do poor people like me fall in love? If it's Christmas Eve, why not?

An obviously fried face indicates that you have an indifferent heart.

She is my steamed bread, not my dish. She is the staple food.

Funny personality signature: the most romantic thing I can think of is that you drank a liter of shower gel and spit bubbles.

Please turn on the front camera. Did you get a look at him? This is my favorite Christmas present.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change you anyway. Don't get sick.

I'm very talented in musical instruments, and it's good to quit.

Good temper never gives in.

If one day my supreme treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, then I will blow up his Guo Hua and burn you fox.

Do what you want. It's none of my business to be wrong.

I want to give you a super invincible and lovely Christmas present, but the box is too small for me to get in.

The face is just a potted flower. Cute and cool are poison.

Do you like stars? I won't help you pick it. I will hide them in my eyes and shine at you every day.

I'm mean, I'm vicious, I'm having a hard time, and you won't be happy.

No ambition, just want to be the world of the person I like.

Santa Claus said that this year's Christmas wish can't come true. I'm too old to carry you.

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I want to kiss you until you suffocate, and then give you artificial respiration.

I won't be your dog, I won't hold your hand, I'm just an ex-girlfriend you'll never forget.

It is best to be thin. Too heavy, easy to fall in love.

I was busy growing up when I was a child. When I grow up, I am busy loving you.

You have wronged me many times, and I am used to it.

He lost consciousness, like a child.

I'm not very happy or sad.

Remember, remind you again that today is the anniversary of the little match girl freezing to death. ....

⊙ chic life depends on waves!

The moon tonight is not as round as my face.

What I hate most is that you insist that I think so when I don't think so. My temper is really afraid of accidentally killing you.

All the good-looking people have received Christmas presents, but I am different. I just ...

It's just a tragedy, not a tragedy

When I saw a dog coming out of the bushes, I couldn't help calling out your name.

Christmas or egg festival

I chased you with Cupid's arrow and flew in a bulletproof vest.

It's cold when it snows, but I hope it snows every Christmas. Good night and merry Christmas.

As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you

You don't like my thick legs. I'm not tall enough. I'm not slim enough. If I were tall enough and slim, would I still like you?

If one day my supreme treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, then I will blow up his Guo Hua and burn you fox.

Today is the anniversary of the little match girl freezing to death.

Don't refuse me yet. It's not too late to say whether you love me or not until my tongue is in your mouth and my hand is in your pants.

About not returning messages: not returning messages, people who send dynamic messages don't need to stay.

1, I also have a boyfriend who never answers messages, never calls, and never cares.

2. There is no news that can't be received, only people who don't reply to the news.

There is no news that can't be received, only people who don't reply to the news.

4. Shen Zhou: If the person you like doesn't return the message, he will brush his mobile phone back and forth.

I have known him for half a month. It's good to chat tomorrow night. It was nice to see him playing at school that night. Nothing unusual. When I went back to study at night, I began not to return messages. I knew he was on the phone and didn't answer. Then I turned off my phone and asked him what was wrong. He didn't say, well, what was the third day today? I'll wait online. .....

6.qq WeChat tells the truth at some point. I'm not cold or I'm not answering messages. Sometimes you forget after watching the news. Sometimes I actually reply to you in my heart …

7. "If you update your circle of friends in Weibo without returning messages, I really don't want to talk to you anymore."

I also want a blue friend, but time waits for no one.

9. I will be very happy if you reply to my message for a long time. I don't reply for a long time. I think it's a network card

10, if the people you like don't return messages, they will brush their mobile phones back and forth there.

1 1, 1% battery is left, and you haven't replied yet.

12, people who don't reply to messages don't need to stay.

13. It's not that I'm cold, it's that my hands are cold.

14, don't bother those who don't reply to messages, because those people are with people who are more important than you. .

15. What can I do if my boyfriend is online but doesn't return the message?

16. How can I bother you again? If you don't reply to the message, I am worried about you.

17, paying attention to people who don't reply to the news is simply a kind of silence disturbing the people.

18, not returning messages is a problem.

19, friend, love makes people fat. If you really want to talk, online dating. Friends say online dating is good, online dating is good. I don't have to dislike your ugliness, and I can't get in touch with the real you that makes me depressed instantly. As long as you reply to messages, what we women hate most is not replying to messages. hahahaha

20. It's really impolite not to reply to messages.

Interesting talk about cold weather: I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

1, it's cold, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

2. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

3. It's really cold in the northeast. Before landing, the urine has frozen into a popsicle, and you have to hit it with a stick.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

6, cold weather causes disease, chilling is fatal.

7. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

8. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi doesn't work. Can you give me one?

9. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

10, it's cold, only coat, no hug.

1 1, it bothers me in winter and always freezes my hands and feet.

12, it's cold. Can you lend me a hug?

13. When I met you, I felt it was getting warmer and warmer in winter.

14, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.

15, I'm not cold, I'm cold.

16, it's cold, old man Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

17, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

18, what is winter? I don't want to get out of bed even if I hold my urine.

19. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

20, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes. Classic mood sentence: watch the news and don't reply. You don't know how I feel.

1, poor thing! Caught in the inner maze, no one can save himself except himself.

2, love is nothing more than two results, either go home or your mother becomes my mother.

Sleep late on Saturday and go shopping happily on Sunday.

4.TFboys, they are one inch inside the fourth rib of my left chest.

As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end, whether it is friendship or love.

6. Why do you care about me hypocritically?

7. You obviously watched the news and didn't reply. You don't know how I feel.

8. think about it Actually, we should relax. The love that makes people cry today will fade out one day, and everything is nothing but time.

9. Everyone who doesn't know how to love will meet someone who knows how to love, then experience a heartbreaking love and then part. Later, people who don't understand love gradually understand, but those who know love dare not love anymore.

10 My mouth turned up and tears swirled to listen to the romance you gave her.

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12, you call me stupid, but you know I can't bear to be a sister or know me better than a lover.