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Minnan fencing rules

The rules of fencing are very simple, maybe you understand, but I'd better talk about it.

That is, the total number of fingers given by two people is consistent with what you shouted, that is, you won.

The general standard boxing method is "thumb never leaves the body", that is, every time you punch,

In addition to "zero", you have to add a thumb! For example:

"One", give a thumb;

"Two", thumb and forefinger;

"Three", thumb, forefinger and middle finger;

"Four", thumb, middle finger, ring finger and little finger;

"Five", er-... seems needless to say!

The rules of fencing in Xiamen are relatively simple, just don't shout "five" and you can't help others;

Quanzhou and Nan 'an are basically not rules. You can shout anything.

(But there are some places in Nan 'an that are not called "Five";

But why does everyone like drinking in Jinjiang?

Hey! Mainly because people there are refreshing and happy to drink,

Moreover, boxing can be smooth and fun, and Jinjiang boxing can also be "silent".

"Silence" means, for example, if you shout "six" now, then you just need to raise your finger.

You don't have to make a sound in your mouth, but your fingers can change, although you don't make a sound at this time.

But what you shouted continued the "six" you shouted last time.

Hey ... fun, this is the way Jinjiang fights with Shishi.

What I said above is very simple! You can see it almost at a glance, it's easy to row,

But if you are from Shishi, Quanzhou or Jinjiang, and come to Hui 'an East Bridge and other places, the word "boring" is used.

Hey ... I'm from East Bridge. In most areas of Hui 'an, it is only forbidden to shout "five".

Dongqiao and its surrounding areas, hey ... you will have fun when you come, except for the "May" ban.

It is also forbidden to "zero", "ten" and "dirty", that is, if you shout wrong, you have to drink.

Wrong means: if you have three fingers and shout "nine" in your mouth,

You got it? You shouted "nine", which means you can't win anyway. This is called "dirty";

This is simply called "four prohibitions" here, and "right", "five", "ten" and "earth" are all prohibited.

However, if you are from Quanzhou or anywhere else, of course, the way of fencing is still according to your rules.

Generally, only one "five" is prohibited! Because it doesn't feel good to shout "five"

We still have those uncles in their forties punching, which is called a fierce,

Alas ..... Besides the "four prohibitions", their rules also prohibit trailing sounds.

Usually when we are practicing our fists, you shout "six" and you shout "six companies".

If you guess right, it's called "winning", but these old grandsons are called perverts.

If you shout out extra words, then, hey ... drink it yourself!

Sometimes these old baskets will play better, and "three", "six" and "nine" are forbidden.

Ugly cold! Anyway, I won't play with these old basketball players!

Ha ha! That's all!