Funny good night copywriting

1. Being ugly is not scary. What’s scary is that you still believe it.

2. Times are changing, and dreams will always change with them. In the past, they only wanted to make a fortune, but now, they just want to get rid of poverty!

3. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

4. God is fair. Although He made you short, He made your hairline high.

5. Beards are still useful, especially for people without necks, which are the dividing line between the head and the upper body.

6. If you have too many friends, bringing snacks is like feeding pigeons in the square, and paper bags are like handing out flyers on the street.

7. "Why do you like playing Temple Escape so much?" "Because I like to be chased." "But those who chase you are all beasts!"

8. Be kind to your wife, because one day, when you are lying in the hospital bed, the person who controls your destiny is not necessarily the doctor, not your buddies who spend the day and night, nor those mistresses, but your wife, and only she has the power. Choose a signature between "continue rescue" or "give up treatment".

9. Some people say that if you fall behind, you will be beaten, while others say that the first shot will kill you, which means that if a person wants to beat you, he will always find a reason.

10. In a high school group chat, a male classmate said: "When I was studying, I had to pick up girls, so I was afraid that girls would think I was ugly. Now I have figured it out, I am ugly as long as I am ugly, and I don't rely on my face to make a living." We: "So what do you rely on for a living now?" Boy: "It depends on my dad."

11. People nowadays are becoming more and more self-righteous, never consider others, and are self-centered, as if The whole world should revolve around him, how is that possible? They obviously revolve around me!

12. I have passed a person countless times, and I just hope to have some sparks with her. Currently, three of my clothes are torn!

13. If you can’t find a good-looking angle for your selfie, then you must realize that you look better in person than in the photo.

14. If life deceives you, don’t be sad or impatient, because life will not only deceive you, but even beat you next.

15. There is always one that suits you: ugly but good-looking, poor but star-chasing. The young man prefers to stay at home, and the female man is crazy. A fool doesn't work hard, a lazy person hopes for the top. Fat women tend to be foodies, but being single is always pretentious.

16. Some people’s greatest efforts to lose weight in this life is to eat hot pot, barbecue, cake and ice cream with a bottle of sugar-free drink.

17. What is a real foodie? God replied: "Auntie, what delicious food are you making? Can I have a bite?" "I'm boiling Chinese medicine." "Then I'll have a small bite."

18. Can two people last forever? Three views are important when we are together, but for foodies, three meals are more important.

19. You can bully my brother, but I warn you, don’t let me see you, otherwise, I will not help laughing.

20. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life. So my mother taught me how to eat.

21. It’s not easy for my sister to be single and my younger brother to be both a younger brother and an older brother. When necessary, I also have to be my boyfriend. Of course, most of the time I am still my grandson.

22. I am ugly, so I have to buy beautiful clothes so that I can look ugly and beautiful.

23. TV shows: How many thousands will I give you to leave my daughter? The reality is: give us how many thousands, or leave my daughter.

24. I finally discovered that the reason why some foodies want to find someone to fall in love with is simply because the food in some places is not suitable for eating alone.