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A classic sentence about human perception: the human eye has 576 million pixels, but it can't understand people's hearts after all.

First, this sentence is warm and helpless: "When you are young, don't drag down the person who gave birth to you;" When you are old, don't drag down the people you gave birth to. "

Second, practicing seventy-two changes is difficult to laugh at eighty-one.

Third, maybe you have to despair once before you can live again.

Fourth, people's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

Between adults, once I don't trust you, I think you are still playing tricks.

6. May you be strong and calm when you are unhappy.

Seven, you should be quiet and excellent, and be quiet and strong.

Eight, it's not luck and timing that delay you, but your countless hesitations!

If you sleep as sleepy at night as you do in the morning, and get up as energetic as you do at night, how wonderful it would be!

Ten, now I understand, a person can be sad, no emotion, no words, no expression!

1 1. Concessions are basically pushing your luck. Don't expect any respect and love.

Twelve, the extent to which people can be happy is not clear, and the extent to which people can be disappointed is repeatedly refreshed.

Thirteen, disappointment has never failed me, and every time it makes me seriously disappointed, it is better to raise it than to hold the sand.

Fourteen, since a person is allowed to generalize, he is willing to be generous all his life.

Fifteen, "before the light shines, we all have to accept the embarrassment and difficulties in front of us, and accept a person's loneliness and occasional helplessness."

Sixteen, don't be cheap, don't pay casually, don't cater to others, your efforts to get along with others are not good, and your circle is different, so you don't have to force it.

17. Life tells us that there are never perfect people and things in this world. Too perfect feelings only happen in fairy tales and imagination. In addition to being dull, the normal state of reality is riddled with holes and reborn after robbery.

18. People can't empathize, because their thoughts, experiences and senses are different. Just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned.

Nineteen, all the disappointments in the world must rely on hard work, accept growth and accept all the bad ones.

Twenty, there is no such thing as "impossible" in this world. When you lose all your dependence, you will naturally know everything.

30 sad classic quotations _ People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

1. Even the simplest dream, watered with heart, can produce gorgeous flowers.

2. Loving you means feeling distressed for no reason, and there is no prerequisite for tolerance.

There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.

4. Time is a huge filter, filtering personality first and life last.

5. If you don't believe me, your old friend will be ashamed of me; The promise is not light, so I will live up to it.

The cruelest thing about growing up is that girls are always more mature than boys of the same age, and this maturity requires boys to give more sense of security.

7. When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood. When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

8. Love, friendship and affection are all fragile. Once cracks appear, it is difficult to restore the original appearance; No matter who I am sorry for, the crack is like a double-edged sword, which hurts people and hurts myself at the same time.

9. We dare not care too much for fear that others will not care at all.

10. Life has ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything.

1 1. Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, look ahead and look back, groan without illness, all because your life is not wonderful enough.

12. Smile can be given to anyone, but your heart only needs to be given to one person.

13. Don't be moved easily, because what you need is not someone who moves you, but someone who can be with you.

14. Good love, the time to win the war, can withstand the fleeting time, can withstand parting, and can withstand missing.

15. Don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you see.

16. The injury of youth is so dazzling and so flamboyant.

17. Time does not necessarily lead to love, but it will definitely see people's hearts.

18. If the heart is trapped, the world is full of cages; Peace of mind, the dwarf tile house is also a paradise.

19. Always remind yourself to pay attention to happiness, just like looking at the sun often on a cold day, your heart will unconsciously warm up and shine.

20. People's hometown is not limited to a specific land, but a vast and incomparable mood.

2 1. One day your edges and corners will be smoothed by the world, you will pull out your thorns, you will learn to smile at the person you hate, and you will become a quiet person. Yidian market network

22. Time will only change what should be changed, and some things will never change.

23. Unfortunately, people don't want to go their own way, but they always want to cross other people's bridges.

24. Companionship means that I will be by your side whether you need it or not.

25. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

26. It is precisely because life is limited that we can experience joy and sadness.

27. Time is what we breathe now, and we should devote ourselves to every moment.

28. My eyes are raining for him, but my heart is holding an umbrella for him. This is love.

29. Not ten years later, but before today.

30. Giving your heart can get your heart, but it may also hurt you completely. Keeping your distance can protect yourself, but it is also doomed to be lonely forever.

A realistic cure: the human eye has 576 million pixels, but it can't see through people's hearts.

1, friends are not afraid of being really bad, but they are afraid of being fake. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead. One knows how to tolerate and the other knows how to stop. A match made in heaven does not exist.

2. Life is like a play, and what role is what play; I'm not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I'm afraid I won't live up to expectations. If you are too lazy to explain, there is no point in being a good person. You should at least live a clean life.

3, people chase money and run, and the more they chase, the poorer they become; Money runs with people, and you can't be poor if you want to be poor. The older you get, the better your temper, probably because you don't care more and more.

4. Part I: Eat and drink, don't take it to heart. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain!

5. In some families, a few bowls of noodles can support a hot day; In some families, a pile of gold coins turned the days upside down. Rules, not from, not from. In the face of rules and regulations, we must strictly abide by them.

6, happiness is: parents are around, mutton is in the pot, friends miss each other, don't ask tomorrow. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can never see through people's hearts.

7. Being a man is actually very simple. People's hearts will change. You are more real to me. You told me to turn around. Wine, not drunk, not drunk. If you are not drunk, you can't taste the beauty of wine, you can't get into the good state of wine, and it is difficult for people and wine to blend in.

8. Too drunk, full of nonsense, ugly, rude, hurtful and boring. As the saying goes, you can't be drunk, but you can't be too drunk to drink a gentleman. You can't eat too much or too full. Being full is not good for food, and being full is not good for health.

9. You can't lose weight blindly because you are afraid of obesity and overweight, and you can't perfunctory three meals a day. However, you can't eat and drink indiscriminately. Big fish and big meat come to everyone, and your belly is bulging, which makes you "three highs".

10, slightly hungry when full, slightly full when hungry, is the way and the foundation of health preservation. Eat 40% less and live 20 years longer. People, we must guard against it, not too much. There is no need to harm people, and there is no need to prevent people.

An incomprehensible sentence

1, the Zen master asked: Do you think a piece of gold or a pile of mud is better? The seeker replied, gold, of course! The Zen master smiled and said, what if you are a seed? In fact, if you change your mind, maybe you will be free!

A person has been trapped in the desert for five years. When he was rescued, he wore a diamond suit worth hundreds of millions and claimed to be a MC player.

3. A man drove his car into a wall at a speed of 100, claiming to have played Grand Theft Auto.

An American soldier was shot dozens of times in Afghanistan. After hiding in the bunker, he took a few breaths to continue fighting. He said he played Call of Duty.

5. A primary school student poured 5cm of water from the puddle downstairs of the kettle and jumped off the 10 floor unscathed. He said that he often played cf.

6. A military doctor threw a medical bag on the ground and saved countless people who were seriously injured and hopeless. This man claims to play Battlefield 2.

7. Three people go out empty-handed with an umbrella and a crutch. When I came back, the umbrella bearer was soaked, the crutch bearer fell, and the third one was fine. It turned out that when the rain came, people who walked boldly with umbrellas got wet; Walking on the dirt road, walking recklessly with crutches, often falling down; There's nothing. Avoid walking when it rains heavily. When the road is bad, walk carefully, but nothing happens. Many times, we are not defeated by defects, but by advantages.

8. Someone asked the farmer, "Have you planted wheat?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid it won't rain." The man asked again, "Do you grow cotton?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid insects will eat cotton." The man asked again, "What did you plant?" Farmer: "I didn't plant anything." I want to make sure it is safe. "

9. A Zen master saw a scorpion fall into the water and decided to save it. Who knows, a scorpion stung his finger. Without fear, the Zen master attacked again, but I was stung by a scorpion again. A person nearby said: Always stinging people, why save them? The Zen master replied: Sting is the nature of scorpions, and kindness is my nature. Can I give up my nature because of its nature

10, someone bought a jar of good wine and put it in the yard. The next day, there was less wine 1/5, and the words "Don't steal wine" were posted on the barrel. On the third day, the wine was 2/5 less, and a heavy penalty for stealing wine was posted. On the fourth day, the wine was stolen, so I posted the word urine bucket to see who would drink it again. On the fifth day, he cried. The bucket is full ... the story is not over yet. On the sixth day, he posted the words "Don't steal wine" on the barrel. Many people cried that day.

1 1, Zhang San always likes to drink tea for 20 yuan. Every time Zhang San goes to the newly opened tea shop to buy tea, the boss gives him half a cup of good tea. Zhang San saved tea to entertain the guests. Make a pot of good tea and do nothing all day, but indulge in it. After drinking free good tea, Zhang San doesn't want to drink 20 yuan. No matter how expensive tea he buys, the boss always gives him half A Liang's good tea. Half a year later, Zhang San spent ten times as much money on tea!

12, a man robbed with a gun, but he killed all five gangsters with their guns. It is said that the man has been playing cs for five years.