Classic funny signature series

Collector's Edition Classic Funny Signature

1, my uncle said, he forbid you to exist in my aunt's heart.

2. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator, it will become a frozen pear.

5. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

6, buy a bottle of mineral water, drink a fake! How is it fake? It's watered!

7. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to endure.

9. Getting married is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

10, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

1 1, sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, but you still don't trust.

12, if the teacher said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

13, the world belongs to us, to our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

14, you only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

15, don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.

16, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when I die, and it's over.

17, it is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

18, does my memory live at the end of the bar, but my annual rings die at the end of the bar?

19, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

20. The left brain is flour and the right brain is water. When thinking about problems, my mind is full of paste.

2 1, I don't know, I just want to see how you act on me.

22, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I have something to do. I have something to do!

Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

26. I woke up in this bright spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

27. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

28. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

29. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

30. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

3 1, waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

32. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

34, look at your appearance, how to look like a joke!

35. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

36, men, like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, but it is too late!

37. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

38, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can add up to two laps around the earth.

39. Being cheap can't set off the essence of being cheap. You can't describe being cheap.

40. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

4 1, those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

42. I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

43. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

44. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

45. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

46. The pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

47. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

48. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

49. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can ease the mood.

50. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

Classic collector's edition is funny.

1, there are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

2, look at the gossip, not August 18, isn't it stupid!

The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

I came into this world crying, and I will go back crying.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

6. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

7. Half the world is laughing at the other half. Actually, the whole world is a fool.

8. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

10. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

1 1. Be a woman in your next life and marry a man like me.

12, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

13, I could have died for how much, and now I want to die for how much.

14, the only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feeling.

15, a truly free society is: "Without any hero, anyone can be a waste."

16, alas, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

17, I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always look at me like this.

18, Niu 13 news broadcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a news completely.

19, powerless, rich and poor, rich and heartless, without love, without fate, without points, some are getting divorced.

20. I like people in men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

2 1, hooking up between handsome guys, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

22. Go to the toilet to wash your hands.

23. The most painful thing when swearing is that others curse you back and forth with your words, and the weight will increase dramatically.

24. Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

25, eat flies, kill mice at work, kill cockroaches at night, sleep and fight mosquitoes, and everyone is responsible for the four pests.

26. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

28. We live in a sewer and still have the right to look up at the stars.

29. Put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

30, dust to dust, soil to soil, wave goodbye to 250.

3 1, for the sake of stupidity, I won't talk about you.

32. I really want to call you grandpa and dad myself.

33. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

34. As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.

35. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

36, there is no other half 100, only two people have 50 points.

37. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

38, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

40. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

20 19 collector's edition personalized signature, indifferent and domineering.

20xx collector's edition signature, super personality, cold domineering.

1, no longer live quietly, I want to restart my pride.

Don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.

Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

I will put you aside to dry, and then take it back.

6. I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be the ancestor of the rich.

7. Don't use your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.

You can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

1 1. Now that you have left, don't think about when you will come back.

12, grenades are expensive. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

13, I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband, but I can also be your little father.

14, I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.

15, people who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

16, don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

17, no matter how miserable life is, it can't stop our tenacious fighting spirit and firm smile.

18 Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

19, the whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

20, you didn't spoil the word youth, you are in beginning of autumn.

2 1, don't think that you are better than anything to make me bow.

22. Your contact with me is limited. I will let you see that I am on the blacklist.

23. Our feelings are as strong as RMB.

24, people in this life, not only by relationship, but also by ability.

Maybe it's because I'm too young to know what a treasure is.

26, feelings, that is one thing, it is not worth so many people being hurt by it.

27. At this moment, we must live proudly.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

29. I live on one breath of oxygen, and oxygen is you.

We should all face the sun and live proudly.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

34. I came into this world with no intention of going back alive.

35, brothers are United, and the enemy is 3,000?

36. My brother has given me glory, and I am even crazier than the sky.

37. Brothers are people who shed tears and shed blood together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.

38. Brother, I have something to say to my buddy. Although my buddy is not very good, I can get you a knife!

39. When you come out to mix, you always have to return the keywords. They make us cry, and we make them bleed.

40. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely.

4 1, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love and doesn't touch my sister.

42, you kill me, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

43. Men are nothing, but sisters are king.

44. Even if the world has only five minutes left, we will go crazy together.

45. Either live well or die quickly!

46, men are reliable, why do you need a divorce certificate?

47. It is said that men are feminine. In fact, women are not much better, but men are obviously colored and women are introverted.

48. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

49. You say that I am your woman, so may I ask if you are my man?

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

A collection of famous sayings about habitual learning

A collection of famous sayings about habitual learning

1. The three conditions for learning are: observing more, suffering more and studying more. Galffy Lao

2. The habit formed by wisdom can become second nature. bacon

People like habits because they created them. Bernard Shaw's

4, black hair does not know how to work hard early, white hair regrets reading late. Yan Zhenqing

5, the book is as affectionate as an old friend, and every morning is a mixture of sadness and joy. Yu Qian

6. The successful education of children begins with the cultivation of good habits.

7. There is a road to diligence in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea. Han Yu

Eight out of ten people's behaviors are habits, and most of these habits were formed in childhood, so we should pay special attention to the cultivation of childhood habits. But habits are not uniform, there are good and bad; If you have a good habit, you will be blessed for life. If you have a bad habit, you will be tired all your life. Chen Heqin

9. Take learning as the first and learning as the foundation. Ouyang Xiu

10, if you want to be true, you must study hard. Ruan Yuan

1 1. If people have forgotten everything they learned in school, the rest is education. Let's think about it. What can a person forget? Obviously, habit cannot be forgotten, because habit is a relatively stable and automatic behavior. [Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

12. Habit is a huge cable. We weave a thread every day and it won't break in the end. Maine

13, small success is nature, habit is nature. Confucius

14, better have a good habit. Ye Shengtao

15, habit, each of us is more or less its slave. Gaoting

16. Habit is either the best servant or the worst master. Aimans

17, read it three times, that is, the heart is there, the eyes are there, and the mouth is there. I'm absent-minded, absent-minded, and I'm not single-minded. I only read waves. You will never remember it, and it won't last long. Of the three, the heart is the most urgent, the heart is there, and the eye is not there? Chu Hsi

18, bad habits will hinder you from going to fame and fortune and enjoyment at any time. Shakespeare

19. Habits will soon become a necessity in your life if they are not restrained. Augustine friar

20. The first sign of an educated mind is being good at asking questions. Plekhanov

2 1, if birds want to fly high, they should flap their wings first, and people should learn first. Li Kuchan

22. Try to know all the words in the world and make up your mind to read all the books in the world. Su Shi

23. If you are not indifferent, you will have no ambition, and if you are not quiet, you will be far away. Zhuge Liang

24, I can't get tired of reading old books, and I am familiar with the classics. Su Shi

In fact, all education is ultimately to cultivate good habits. locke

26, sowing behavior, you can harvest habits; Sowing habits can harvest character; Sowing character can reap fate. Thackeray

27, jade is not cut, not a weapon; People don't learn or know. The Book of Rites

The most important thing in life is to set a great goal and make up your mind to achieve it. Goethe

29. In dealing with daily affairs, an ounce of habit is worth a pound of wisdom. Tobrid

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