A person ate a big bowl of rice and wanted to write a humorous story.

Today, she told me that we are just like rice and vegetables. I put down my mobile phone and excitedly picked up a bowl of white rice. I can't be calm for a long time. Is it necessary to have side dishes when eating? No I don't. I want to eat noodles today.

Don't play hardball with me. I was injured, and you lost your life.