A simple sentence is funny (73 sentences)

1. Thank you for making me energetic every day.

2. Although I am fat in the photo, I still want to take a photo of my family, my favorite friends and relatives.

3. All beings suffer, but you are sweet, and my years are warm because of you.

4. You are our unexpected warmth, and you are our endless hope.

5. It's amazing and happy to watch you grow up day by day, baby. Thank you for coming to Dad hahaha!

6. Everyone is not old since ancient times. It would be better to find an ugly man.

7. When God gave you to us, luck came with you!

8. I give you a little care, and you give me great warmth.

9. What about working harder for you?

1. The baby has been basking in a lot of sunshine and absorbing a lot of calcium recently, but he hasn't listened to his father's voice for a long time.

11. Although you stole my sleep, deprived me of my freedom and made me unkempt and covered in milk stains, I still love you!

I'm really proud of my child. I won the first prize in the piano competition in the city today.

13. Catch a chubby child basking in the sun.

14. In the world of children, adults look stupid!

15. I can't give you the best things, but I can give you the truest love.

16. She is my proudest work.

17. When you grow up, I hope you don't think I nag about trivial things. No matter how difficult and tired the growth process is, you shouldn't give up and retreat easily.

meow, is anyone there? I'm here to sunbathe my baby.

19. Today, the baby is 1 months old, more and more sensible and more interesting.

2. I grew up with you, and all the memories with you are hidden inside.

21. Today, the North Nose has achieved great results. Let's have a family photo, and we won't worry about having no dolls to play with in the future.

22. record that unrepeatable moment in your life with your heart.

23. Look at each other day and night, and you can never get tired of throwing them.

24. Xiong Wa is also a demon, and it is naturally dark when he loves it deeply.

25. The children do well in school, and they also take the initiative to go to cram school every week.

26. The old mother was very excited when the baby called her mother for the first time.

27. With your arrival, life has become colorful.

28. Although I feel very tired, I still have to keep going.

29. Teletubbies are out in the sun.

3. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly. I suddenly peed my crotch. Where are the diapers?

31. Baby, Dad will teach you to sleep today. Watch this. Dad will sleep first, so you can keep up.

32. Looking at each other day and night, I still can't get enough of it.

33. I used to take selfies of myself, but now I take them with my baby.

34. Teletubby, come out to bask in the sun.

35. You have sinned against me thousands of times every day, and I still regard you as my first love.

36. Mom and Dad's two hearts are connected like wings. We will escort you with all our love. No matter how long the world is, may your dreams fly everywhere.

37. I care about you everywhere I go.

38. I haven't sunburned my baby for a long time! It's time to brush the sense of existence.

39. Your loveliness can cure all unlovable things.

4. When you sleep, you are an angel, but when you wake up, you are really a demon. (2

42. The boat of friendship may turn over, but the great ship of dad will never turn over.

43. I remember the way you smiled.

44, beautiful pictures, you need to use a brush to describe, no matter how difficult it is to have my baby.

45. No matter how high or far you fly, we will be behind you.

46, employers and employees have money, leisure and babies, and life is endless. No matter what happens at ordinary times, I am the winner in life at this moment!

47. Whether you are happy or naughty, as long as you are healthy and safe, I will be as calm as water.

48. Baby, your happiness is my happiness, your happiness is my happiness, and your sadness is my sadness, so in every day in the future, you should be happy, be happy, and don't make me sad!

49. Baby, I wish you a happy and healthy life. I want to thank and praise God and pray for you silently.

5. Although you stole my sleep, deprived me of my freedom and made me unkempt and covered in milk stains, I still love you.

51. Every baby is an angel who fell into the mortal world, clean, simple and innocent. I don't love you enough when I am quiet, but when I am naughty, I am angry and laughing.

52. In the future, I will grow up with you and you will grow old with me.

53. You are the endless hope of parents.

54. You are my endless hope, and you are my unexpected warmth.

55. Everyone is here. Have you seen my shadow? Our family photos and daughter-in-law are always so beautiful. (3

57. The weather is fine today, and everyone wants to sleep after sunbathing.

58. Inhale and exhale to imitate the mother's belly during fetal movement.

59. Whether you are naughty or not, as long as you are healthy and happy, I will be satisfied.

6. The sweat on your face is the most beautiful expression!

61. You make my world messy, but also beautiful.

62. Take the children to the Maldives during the winter vacation.

63. This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class.

64. Baby, the sweetness you gave me has already outweighed the bitterness. Growing up with you is a university question. I will study hard and grow up with you!

65. It's been five months, and I'm still holding my eyes.

66. Your every move is what I care about most.

67. The eldest daughter is like her father, the youngest daughter is like her mother, the son is like her father, and she has both children and a happy family of five.

68. It was you who broke my heart, and it was you who softened my heart.

69. Baby, you're going to sleep. You won't grow up if you don't sleep.

7. May you be brave and fearless in the future, even if you are alone.

71. Bears return to bears, but is my baby smart?

72. Eyes are my camera, which is recorded in my super-large brain hard disk, and then I draw it with my heart. Take pictures with your hands and draw with your heart.

73. Do you know, son? When you were born, your mother felt that she was the happiest person in the world!