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Spit out your poor cooking, and talk about funny copywriting about your poor cooking.

1. I am a complete cook. 2. Other people's cooking is life. My cooking is survival. My cooking is the only person in Fiona Fang who can make my picky brother eat two bowls of rice at a time. Growing up means going from which restaurant to which city. 5. Be in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry. Is instant noodles braised, spicy or spicy? I like watching others cook in the sun. I want to try it myself. Finished eating, still not moving. I feel hopeless. 7. Actually, I do one thing for my parents, such as washing clothes and pounding my back. Not only do I cook, but I still want to cook in the sun. I haven't cooked for a long time, and I feel that my cooking has dropped ~ 8. Seeing people cooking in the sun, I want to buy some millet. Cooking twice is better than pure rice. 9. You may not believe it, but the pot made the first move. 10. Whoever loses the rock, scissors and cloth is cooked, as long as I lose, I will go to the restaurant. 1 1. Did God put the curtain on my eyes and forget to open it? 12? Since eating my cooking, my golden retriever has fallen in love with dog food. 13. Be a foodie. 14. If your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding. 15. The highest level of eating food is to see it as food. 16. A senior foodie only cares about two things: 1. What shall I eat later? 2. What did I eat just now? 17. Eating food is like a train, eating like crazy. Gluttony 18. On the road of no return, mankind will never be lonely! 19. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating. 20. In a foodie world, there is no heat and no heat, only delicious food is not delicious. 2 1. Three meals a day, eight hours each. That's what eating is like. 22. Good cooking. 23. I am serious. I was born. 24. Theoretically, I can do anything. Theoretically, 25. I especially want to say shamelessly, why did I see everyone taking fitness photos in the circle when I was running some time ago? Recently, after the competition with the cook, I saw everyone cooking again. What does this mean ~ ~ I am the weather vane ~ 26. Today is Monday, all vegetarian. Simple food, but it is not easy to make simple food delicious. 27. The circle of friends is estimated to be almost finished. Now, chicken ribs are the most appropriate description, such as cooking, clothes, sports, work, beauty, emotional appeal, fucking selling products! I just want to say that everyone is busy sunbathing, and no one has time to watch you sunbathing! 28. Can you believe that I will make a dedication? 29. No matter how others cook, it is also a dark dish, and I am a black hole dish. 30. Invite friends to my house for dinner: "Boil water to make buns, and bring your own."