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Tell me about winning all the bets.

First, I quit high-profile, making you shameless happiness.

Second, if I start my next relationship, I just want three things: eyes that don't cry, mouth that doesn't lie, and love that never dries up.

Third, behind everything that goes with the flow is an effort that you want to change, but you can't. Behind every free and easy, it is your disappointment. You were struggling before you let go. Everyone has unspeakable secrets in his heart.

Fourth, a woman who will only be sad all day is alive without posture.

He hurt you so many times, why don't you leave? Occasionally, he will give me medicine and feed me sugar.

6. Who are you when the sunset doesn't accompany me to make a comeback?

Maybe you are just a cicada that has been flaunting for a summer, and an autumn rain is enough to make me forget you.

Eight, no one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how you toss and turn for several autumn.

Everyone knows that I am forgetful, but I often dream that my eyes will be red.

10. The glory of the setting sun penetrated the clouds and surrounded the scattered buildings.

Eleven, time is bleak, no love does not forget.

Twelve, we never forget the truth, but we are more and more able to lie.

Thirteen, reluctant, time can't go back.

14. You must understand that you can't keep people who want to leave, you can't wake people who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch people who don't love you.

You are like the strongest wine to me, but I just want to drink it all my life.

Sixteen, when God closes a door, he will inevitably open another window for you. If you lose one thing, you will get another gift somewhere else. The key is to have an optimistic attitude and believe that what is lost will be gained. Be willing to give up and treat your loss correctly, because loss may be the gospel of life, indicating another harvest for you. The big house is too big and the small house is too small.

17, people are always so cheap, you must go to no way back, scarred, just know to let go.

Eighteen, because of fear of losing, so blindly accommodating, it turns out that this is the most humble way to retain.

Then I forgot to hold your hand, and we went our separate ways.

If you are not sure, don't make a long-term commitment.

Twenty-one, you are at a loss in the crowd, but I am behind you, holding out my hand for fear of making mistakes and retracting my hand for fear of missing it.

Twenty-two, I would rather have nothing at first than lose it all at last.

Twenty-three, love or not, stay or not to see you.

24. What's it like to be short? Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.

I remember everything you said, but I dare not recall it.

If she cries for you, please remember to take her home.

If the whole world were happy, there would be no such thing as breaking up.

If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

Twenty-nine, I missed the sky. Since then, I have never been as free and easy as before, but I understand that life has to go on.

I can forgive all your mistakes except that you don't love me.

On the Personality of qq Boys

1, didn't sleep well, was in a bad mood, and quarreled with himself in the mirror.

I don't know what kind of love you yearn for, but I can only give you so much. If you want to go, I can see you off.

I firmly said that I would never see you again, and then I dreamed of you that night. There is really no dignity at all.

I have never depended on anyone in my circle. I'm not afraid of rumors or provocations. Even if you push me down, you can make a comeback.

You are my prince, but I am not your Cinderella. We're just fairy tales in the wrong place.

6. All excuses are just reasons for procrastination and laziness. There are so many futures waiting for you, and you only have the present.

7, шф simplify the complex, keep your eyes on the questions and scores, and miss you with your heart.

No matter how much you hate your present life, please stick to it for your dream and the life you want.

9. Say goodbye to you in this way, borrow Wan Li Castle Peak, see the world through it, drink bitter wine and rivers, and with the delusion of eternal life, every cup will be drunk like you.

10, I hope you will always be awake, open-minded, persistent, laughing, crying and happy.

1 1. There was no quarrel this time, but we all know that there is no intersection from now on, which should be regarded as the best way to leave.

12, you are like a hoarse love song.

13, it's true that you are driven crazy occasionally, but I don't love you anymore.

14. Did you hear a trace of inner heartache from my lost words?

15. If I have a dog in the future, I will name it hahaha. Every time I call it, it can hahaha, hahaha, how happy it is.

16, I love music, I'm not afraid of music, but I'm used to being late.

17, lovesickness has become your disease, but the doctor can't cure himself.

18, ゐㄋㄋㄋㄆㄆㄛの゜, I put on the most ruthless Burmese tools and give you a clean break.

19, when a person lives a full life with goals and motivation, he really doesn't think about whether he is single or not.

20. I want to tell my friends that even if the phone is stuck again, the memory is not enough! I will never delete your ugly photos!

2 1, I'm tired of summer but I haven't eaten enough watermelon, just like I've had enough days without you without waiting for you.

22. If one day I am lucky enough to grow old with you, I want to knock on your crutch with my crutch and watch you giggle. You laugh at me like a child.

23. On the stalk of memory, who doesn't have two or three graceful flowers covering emotions?

24. I want to have you by my side, not for a while, but for a lifetime, from youth to white hair.

25. Talking about love stories is like singing love songs. It's so painful to talk about.

26. When a person travels, he will leave, when a city is lonely, he will be lonely, and when a dependence is said, he will leave.

27. If I like you, you must come home with me. I am overbearing. Get out if you can't stand it! Remember to roll once and come back.

28. The world is so big and there are so many scenery. I just want to sit and chat with you.

29. Don't reason with me, you just need to always stand on my side indiscriminately.

30. Many people ask me what I like about you, but I don't know what I don't like about you! I just love you!

3 1, even with such a long journey, I won't be sad without you. Because I know that we still have a long way to go together in the future.

32. Who is lovelorn like me? Allow me to say, I wish us a happy breakup.

33. People who love deeply don't say, and people who think for a long time are not in their dreams.

34. Anyway, people say goodbye to each other in change. I don't regret it, but I expect perfection.

35. Who can guarantee that after many years, we will not appear in front of each other holding hands, but we can only laugh awkwardly.

I hope that one day, we will not say good night to each other, but sleep together.

37. Some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.

38. Get together and leave. If you come back later, don't meet people who like each other again.

39. Angel wings are the bravest seeds. They were born with wings.

40. It's a pity that we will go our separate ways in the future, but it's not me.

4 1. Good thing you're here. Otherwise, I really don't know who I want to have sex with, who I want to tell love stories to and who I want to give the rest of my life to.

42. Love is knowing that it will come back to life. When it is impossible, I am willing to wait. I can persist and forget my heart. I can do anything except give up.

43. Although I can't grow old together, I'm glad to meet you, know each other and love each other in this life. The happiest thing is that there are traces of you in our lives.

44, like a person on fire, burning heart and lungs, pain, heat, I am eager, I am afraid, it is you.

45、? If you persist in the end and there is still no result, just dream and don't wake up.

46. You asked me why I should spoil you so much, and I said it was because I knew that one sixth of the prize was hard-won.

47. What I recall later is not the honor I won, nor the applause I won, but the days when I was so busy that I still gritted my teeth.

48. The three most beautiful sounds in the world, the sound of a bat playing baseball, the sound of breaking the ice and floating to the surface, and your calling my name.

49. Stay with the years, make new friends and become old friends. Let me accompany you on a long journey. Time flies.

50. Someone asked me why my skin is black. I laugh, one white covers all the ugliness, you cover all the ugliness, and I am not ugly.

5 1, you talk to God, you are faith; God talks to you, you can wander freely here, don't work hard.

52. It's not that I can't fall in love with others, but that none of you can afford my depth.

53. I don't know how many times I have to wander, live without a fixed place, and accept stability and mediocrity.

54. All the love stories I have read only remind me of your face.

55, futile struggle, lingering time has passed for a long time; Looking back, every minute is beautiful, but I can't go back.

56. The most hurtful helplessness is probably that he wants you to smile, but you are crying for another person.

57. People will meet such a person in their life. Ta is not your possibility, but you are willing to feel sorry for ta.

58. The best friend is just a friend who has similar ideas with you, because you are with him as if you were with yourself.

59. I am more eager for happiness than anyone else, but I have never broken free from the cage of loneliness.

60. What you can't say is the truth, but what you say is a lie.

6 1, unrequited love is that I made a mess of my world, but I still want to carefully guard your calm and calm.

I like you as much as the sea, but I won't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai.

If you stay in the forest like flowers, you will all be flower lovers.

I stole half a can of cold beer by myself and sneezed in the wind. Don't miss me, you have to add your own clothes, and I will send you my thoughts through the wind.

65. I procrastinate because I have capital. What capital do you have to be arrogant in front of me? You are just a piece of shit.

66. I want to take you to the places I visited when I was a child, because the rest of my life will be related to you, and I don't want you to miss the parts you haven't seen.

67. I want to eat you, dry you, take you all away, and be the person you will never forget and love.

68. I just saw a man who looks like you. I ran like crazy, only remember that there is no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the brick in my hand.

69. Every time I look in the mirror, I have an impulse to smash it. I am so handsome, there can only be one in the world.

70. The greatest significance of hard work is to make yourself have the ability to jump out of the circle you hate at any time.

7 1. No one dares to say loudly that no one in this world is qualified to be with me except you.

72. It's hard to say that change will remain the same, and I'm afraid it's hard to answer all my life.

73. I used to think that persistence means never wavering, but now I understand that persistence means hesitation, retreat and spirit, but I am still moving forward.

74. Breaking up hand in hand is nothing more than a little effort. Sometimes it's as simple as walking into another person's world.

75. Never underestimate the heart of a secret admirer, it is a heart that sees all the details.

76. People who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me. \\/

77. Do you know? Man, there are 206 bones, but from the moment the wind blows your skirt, I have 207.

78. I will try to uproot you from the softest and most tearful place in my heart.

79. I hope you don't regard impetuous life as growth like me.

80. But all the delicious food is winking at me, and I can't help feeling lucky.

8 1, I really like you. But I'm the kind of person who is very upset and can't say anything.

82. Maybe we have no future, but now we still want to keep you in our hearts and never give up.

83. When taking the history exam, I have a heavy feeling inexplicably, because history is about to change.

84.┉ Don't be too eager to fall in love, and don't be too familiar with each other. It comes and goes quickly. っひ

85. I am not invincible, but I can be invincible in everything in your name.

86.- You don't get much sunshine. Although your mouth is charming, your eyes are too deep, and there is harm hidden there. You are not very happy.

You are not me, so you won't understand what you mean to me.

88. Tolerance can hold many things, like Doraemon's magic pocket.

What is worth cherishing is the person who really goes to bed after saying good night to you.

90. I hope to go to more places and let me know the future direction; Meet some great people and let me know that I still have a long way to go.

9 1, we can't love each other for a long time and let the past be buried, but we can relax and get rid of dependence from now on.

92. Everyone is an island. No matter how close you go, you can't connect with the land.

93, life is not satisfactory, and life is earth-shattering.

94. If it wasn't deep in the ocean, how could I miss you so much?

95. I am unhappy, but I have to live like this.

Please have confidence in your dream, and one day your rainbow will smile in the sky.

97. There are many emotions on my face, and I can't speak. Your words stop at your mouth, and your thoughts stop at your heart.

98. It's really easy to meet and get along with people of all kinds.

99. No one has ever given me a birthday present. The first one I received this year was a ten-dollar hairpin I bought myself.

100, playing with good people is called playing, and playing with bad people is like working overtime!

Qq Boys' Personality Signature

1. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, but there are many pigs on the road.

2. Maturity means that you roll for me and I roll for you.

I don't want to be influenced by anyone at an impulsive age.

4. Wear textured clothes and find a man with quality.

When you have nothing, that's when you start to gain something.

6. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now Li, who is he afraid of?

7. How many people feed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart.

8. Dare to love you for one day, but dare to love you for a lifetime.

9. A good brother will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.

10. It is this final exam report card that has destroyed the harmony of many families.

1 1. It is not our ability but our choice that determines our life.

12. It is not terrible to leave you. The terrible thing is that you love me so much.

13. It's too far to go home, so you can only go forward.

14. Everyone has many secrets in his life.

15. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity, and their lies have the pure beauty of Andersen.

16. What you think hard is not as meaningful as what you say from your heart.

17. Those who have hurt me, thank you, in my most self-righteous youth, let me understand that the world is warm and cold.

18. You like you just because of me, which is the only reason that makes me humble.

19. You don't understand me, I'm not understood, you don't love me, you don't love me, we don't love each other.

20. It seems that you only think of me when you need me.

2 1. When you are most seriously injured, it is often the starting point of your strength. Be good to yourself, and everything will pass.

22. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't complain that there is no dog to chase you.

23. Actually, I think smoking is really good. At least it hurts the lungs, not sad.

The popularity will not be known until the day of the funeral.

25. If boys don't have more than six abdominal muscles, why should they laugh at other girls for their poor figure?

26. If it is for that sister, I am willing to give up everything, because you are my sister, that's all!

27. The so-called strangers are strangers at first and strangers at last.

28. I especially like that the teacher is angry, scolds us for a class, and then class is over.

29. Think of others, be tired of others, and suffer for yourself in the end.

30. Why do people always like to satirize me for being wrong?

3 1. We always care about the people we like, but forget the people we like.

32. I tried to forget, but how could love stop?

33. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a glass slag.

34. I am a child who takes ambiguity as a habit. So I have left again and again.

I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

36. Although I am willing to share the joys and sorrows with you, will you share the joys and sorrows with me?

37. I have always believed that if it is not the ending of comedy, it must not be the final ending.

38. The heart is like a dagger, like an arrow behind it, like a chronic poison, which is not fatal.

39. Young people in the new century commit all kinds of crimes. They can eat, drink and gamble.

40. why is snow white? Because it has forgotten the previous color.

4 1. A buddy told me that he gives out bottles every day. All for one more bottle!

42. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens.

43. Sometimes, some things are happier than knowing.

44. There is a kind of giving up called fulfillment. There is a fate that there is no chance.

45. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

46. The world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness!

47. Many people really like it, and many people pretend to like it.

48. Do you know why the body of the dead is cold? Because the teacher said: peace of mind is natural and cool.

49. As a woman, you must be Guli and have a queen model.

Qq boys' personality talks about mental fatigue.

1, the most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up yourself!

When misunderstood by others, you don't need to explain anything. Give him a smile and then turn around and leave.

3. Sometimes I feel so tired that I really want to forget.

4, sometimes silence, not unhappy, just want to make your mind clear.

5, because there is love, there is disappointment, and such happiness is a bit painful.

6. A person will have no temperature and no heart for a long time.

7. I'm tired and don't want to toss about any more. I always take the initiative. I decided to quit, so you would laugh.

8. I don't even want to talk when I am tired.

9. I am in love, separated, sad and sad. This is an experience that all of us have had. It fades when you see it clearly.

10, I am indifferent because all emotions will not repeat the same mistakes.

1 1, I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry.

12, I'd rather live alone than be personal influence.

13, I told myself, I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

14, I don't need too much explanation, or I don't need to explain it to you.

15, I'm not arrogant or barbaric, I'm just tired of all the perfunctory and quarrelling.

16, I, wandering around the corner alone, in the corner, there will never be a you,

17, sorry, I feel inferior. Do I believe too much or care too much?

18, life seems simple, but it's really hard to live.

19, life is always very tired. I'm not tired now, but I'll be more tired later.

20. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will keep looking and don't know what you have lost.

2 1, you shine into my gloomy life like sunshine, but in the end you won't even leave me this sunshine.

22. You are in pain, and no one can feel it. Then you have to smile with tears.

23. The scene of you and him breaks my heart.

24. It is obvious that you hurt me so much. Why do I still feel heartache when I see your photo?

25. How much sadness is behind each wound?

26, don't be together without absolute trust, it will be very tired.

27, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.

28. The loneliness of feelings probably lies in the fact that neither love nor liberation can be complete.

29. When one day you find that everything has changed, it will be too late.

30. Love hurts the most, so it is better to miss each other again.

3 1, love to pain, pain to cry, so I chose to let go.