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Can you speak a dialect of your hometown dialect and see how many people know the meaning of this sentence?

I come from Henan. Let me make a two-part allegorical saying in Henan dialect to see how many people can get the message.

"Grab the legs of the bench with dirty steps-make contributions in your spare time"

In Mandarin, the above sentence means: "The poisonous snake bit the leg of the bench and used a lot of strength, which was useless. The behavior used to ridicule each other in life has no influence on yourself, and the immediate interests have not been affected at all. When it acts on psychology, you can use this sentence to deny it even if the other person's behavior affects you.

Henan is called Yu for short, and Henan dialect is also called Yu. The mainstream dialect is divided into three sections. Xinyang is near Xinxian County, Hubei Province, and Guangshan County speaks Jianghuai Mandarin. Although it is under the jurisdiction of Henan province, it is closer to Hubei dialect in pronunciation. In northern Henan, cities and counties such as Jiyuan, Jiaozuo, Xinxiang and Anyang speak Jinyin Henan dialect. The main Henan dialects are represented by Luoyang, Kaifeng, Nanyang, Zhumadian and Zhoukou. It is customary to say Henan dialect in a narrow sense, which represents the original mandarin in Chinese.

These three dialects in Henan cannot communicate smoothly with each other. Take myself as an example. I come from Nanyang. In the communication with workers in Xinxian County, the two dialects need to be confirmed repeatedly to understand each other's meaning.

Off topic. Recently, Ali's Tmall Elf openly recruited articulate "Henan dialect" voice models with generous salary, with a daily salary of 8,000 yuan. Job requirements, first of all, is a native of Henan, followed by Henan dialect pronunciation is authentic and smooth, and then see if you can communicate with Henan elderly people over 70 years old without barriers.

I like you.

Flowers bloom in colorful colors, expressing the handsome spring breeze of lovers;

Love is infinite in my heart, so don't blame me for being too cute!

Flowers of spring breeze

The tenderness is full of eyes and the fragrance is overflowing;

Trees open their hands and embrace the spring breeze;

Dear heart, you are my baby;

I will always be here, waiting for you;

Although you are a beautiful girl, you have a bad temper;

Knock and blow, even tamper;

Worrying about my heart scares me;

I don't know why, when I saw you coming;

I can't help it I'm very happy and vacillating. ...

People say that love is the highest realm in the world;

Is to give your best for your lover;

I have the best, when flowers are beautiful;

Dedicated to you, beautiful girl, to show that I love you so much. ...

Yang ai

Hot and warm, shining the world all day;

The scorching sun hurried back to the east;

Wind, rain and electricity gather and disperse, and change in spring, summer, autumn and winter;

Body and mind revolve around eternity, and only Qing is beautiful.

The frightened bird cried.

Birds sing happily and celebrate in horror;

Cute insects are my food;

As a foodie, what is such happiness?

Think about it and drool!

I'm from Linqu Village, Weifang, Shandong. Let's speak the local dialect and see if you can understand it.

A few days later, I rammed it, and it was piled up alone, leaving only half a bowl of paste.

It's hard for people who are not in Linqu to understand what this means!

Shandong, listen to the following. Can you understand them?

Why did you curse the rope?

B: I am up again.

A: Are you expensive now?

B: Don't splash water. Ten ounces (four tons) a kilo. This is not a fool's job, but a fool's job. ...

Do you have any friends who understand?

Manic evil spirit silver! Do you collect damaosheng? ! [Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh]

I'm from Qidong, Jiangsu, and I speak the simplest hometown dialect:

Why did you come to my port in the morning? It means asking when others will come to my house to play.

That's a good question I also speak a dialect to join in the fun.

There are many dialects in Northeast China that are different from other languages and have unique interests.

Today, I said something that Northeasters often say: "What's the matter? Don't (biè) bare skin and wrinkled eggplant! "

If this sentence is not translated, most people may not know what it means.

The main idea of this sentence is "What are you doing? My knees are broken, and there is nothing I can do. " This is a very common sentence. Can you understand the original sentence?

List a few more words and see if you can understand them.

One, "tear it up! It is not enough to slap the boy in the face. "

Second, look at his loss, he is idle and spineless, and his mind is full of money.

There are many dialects in the northeast. With the popularization of Putonghua and the floating population in various places, there are fewer and fewer young people who can speak local dialects now. Local dialect is also a part of China traditional culture, which should be preserved and passed down. Welcome comments and corrections from netizens.

Blacklist of chickens

Baby Jenny sheep jumped on the stove.

I was knocked down by a pile of bowls.

The pot also made a hole.

Look at this mud. ...

What can we do now?

On an unlucky day, he Day, Peng teapot.

Cai was scratched there. ...

[Cover your face] [I want to be quiet] [Yi tooth] [Shake hands] [Blink lightly] [Tears]

Take your positions. Do you know the meaning of Handan dialect?

The sentence "take your positions" means an action, which means: get down.

I'm from Yantai, Shandong Province, and we have a local saying: "Pull suddenly". I don't think outsiders will know. It means suddenly. For example, someone suddenly sees a friend whom he hasn't seen for years, but can't remember his name, and asks, alas, what's your name? I suddenly pulled. I don't remember.