Funny sentences with no money to buy clothes

The funny sentence of having no money to buy clothes is as follows:

1, girls' pain in dressing: they have no clothes to wear in different seasons, and they feel naked last season.

2. I feel that I have no clothes to wear in different seasons. I give up as soon as I clean the house, so is the grass on the wall.

My birthday is coming, and my old friend came to ask me what I lacked. I don't want anything, money and love.

Husband, I want to buy clothes. Are you obedient? Not obedient, not obedient, not buying. I'm obedient, obedient, I won't buy it.

Don't tell me that it's cold to take care of yourself and put on more clothes, either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

6. I'm suddenly looking forward to the weather next week. It's cool and autumn. The only drawback is changing seasons and having no clothes to wear.

7. I want to buy clothes in cold weather, but I have no money. Want to eat shrimp, no money. I haven't slept for a long time. I don't want to go to work tomorrow. I can't. Look how pathetic I am.

8. Me: Will you give me money? Dad: Of course. Me: Cold. I want to buy clothes. Would you like to sponsor me? My dad: No!

Recently, I got a very serious disease. I feel sad and dead. Pathologically, this disease is called: when the seasons change, I feel that I have no clothes to wear.

10, online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.