You have gained weight. It's funny.

1, I forgot to send it yesterday. I envy myself, that is, my weight will soon return to the starting point.

If you can't control your weight, you can't control your life.

I have gained weight for a long time, and my weight has reached the peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

4. It is a wise man to reduce his appetite to the lowest point and sublimate his weight to the highest point.

If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life! Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

6. How can a person who can't even control his weight control his life?

7. If you weigh yourself too often, you will be disheartened.

8. Tell yourself every time you weigh yourself. Actually, I'm lighter than I show, because my hair is too long and too heavy.

9. For a person who can't control his appetite, it is especially necessary to weigh himself every day.

10. I feel so thin when I get up in the morning. Let me weigh myself. Goodbye, you don't need to eat.

1 1, how can a person control his life if he can't even control his own weight!

12, girls don't need to know too much, as long as they know that their weight is getting lighter and lighter, their wallets are getting bigger and bigger, and they are getting happier.

13, bought boxing sandbags, dumbbells and tennis rackets, kept running every morning, stopped eating after noon, and gradually lost weight and strengthened my physical strength.

14, six bowls of soup, three meals a day, two snacks and two fruits, basically lying down, expecting next month's weight.

15, lose weight and tie your hair. Keep running and exercising, and you will become better and better yourself. Let's go

16, don't worry about weight, don't have to work, you can cry and laugh anytime and anywhere, without sadness or concern.

17, I've gained weight recently. I'm definitely not stealing food. I just secretly put you in my heart.

18, everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

19, when we meet, don't talk about some heavy topics, such as my weight.

20. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you call it my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

2 1. What is impossible for a person who can control his weight?

22. How can people who can't control their weight control their lives?

23. I want to feed myself every day. No matter how I exercise, I haven't lost any weight, and my weight is still increasing steadily.

Every time the baby gets sick, the mother's weight will drop. I just hope you get better soon, and I'm willing to lose more weight.

25. I always look down on myself, but when I weigh myself, this is not the case.

26. Every time I weigh myself, I comfort myself that there is too much ink in my stomach.

27. I feel much thinner, because my waist is much thinner and my weight is only three pounds. It's hard to lose weight when you are old.

28. I ate very happily, and suddenly remembered my weight, and I ate very sadly.

29. Sometimes I don't want to value myself, but my weight is not allowed.

30. Look at your weight before you go out. The final compromise was that the hot pot ate the bottom of the tomato pot.

3 1, I don't want to say goodbye. I'm losing weight. I want to meet you but I can't.

32. weighing scale will get home tonight. When he gets home, he will take a good look at his weight.

This is the result that you like eating meat. Weight soaring, it is better to lose weight by vegetarianism.

34. As long as I eat crayfish fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

Facing the unbearable weight, I can only say to myself that eating is a blessing.

36. Now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford is chopsticks, and what you can't get into the bed!

37. Is losing weight just losing weight? Losing weight is not losing weight, and you can't lose it if you go in the wrong direction.

38, the current state: wages can not go up, weight can not go down, can not afford to hurt.

39. Another year is drawing to a close. I feel that this year has passed quickly, but my weight has not dropped.

40. The secret of keeping weight is eating and drinking. Very useful, you can't lose weight at all. You can also try.

4 1, which professional explained that I sweated a lot during fitness, but my weight was exactly the same before and after fitness.

42. The happiest thing every day is the falling number in the weighing scale.

43. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. If you are heavy, you will say to yourself: Your breasts are big.

If you can't control your weight, don't talk about controlling your life.

45. In this world, there are many math you can't learn, words you can't recite, weight you can't lose, wallet you can't bulge, and you can't stay.

46. If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

47. Now, what I can't get on is salary, and what I can't get off is weight.

48. When you say that you are broad-minded and fat, the thought of your weight is depressing.

49. I was about to eat takeout when I suddenly remembered that I had gained two pounds. I slapped myself hard. Alas, how to distract yourself by eating takeout?

50. On the first day of work, the most important thing is mood and weight.