A funny sketch performed by three people, and it is best that all three are performed by girls?

(When A Yi, Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan came to power, Zhao Benshan was all smiles, looked around, waved frequently, and his legs trembled. )

A Yi: Uncle, please sit down ~ ~ ~ Is this your second visit to Tell the Truth Studio?

Song Dandan: The first time Lao Zhao almost peed his pants ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Don't mess with those useless things!

A Yi: Uncle, you shouldn't be nervous the second time.

Zhao Benshan: I'm not nervous.

A Yi: Then why are your legs shaking?

Zhao Benshan: I ate huge calcium for several years, but I didn't expect the food to go bad in the end; I heard that there was hydrogen peroxide in it, which scared my old legs.

A Yi: Auntie and Uncle, let's not digress. Today's topic is still "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow". Uncle, you go first.

Zhao Benshan: I did not sleep last night. Will you be reported a ticket this time? Today, I saw Xiao Cui change to A Yi and miss two acres of land at home; Go home tomorrow to catch up on sleep and send some materials to the newspaper. thank you

(The band plays music)

A Yi: No, uncle, I didn't ask you to say that yesterday. I told you to continue.

Song Dandan: We came back from a trip to Tieling, a big city, the day before yesterday, and the village informed us. Thank you.

A Yi: Aunt and uncle, I said yesterday, today and tomorrow, not yesterday, today and tomorrow.

Zhao Benshan: The day after tomorrow? The day after tomorrow is a tornado. That guy is worse than an atomic bomb.

A Yi: Not the day after tomorrow.

Song Dandan: What movie is that?

A Yi: Not a movie. When I say this, I mean recalling the past, commenting on the present and looking forward to the future. You got it?

Zhao Benshan: Ah ~ ~ ~ That's the past, present and future!

Song Dandan: Isn't that the same thing? I think, although Xiao Cui laughs like crying, her mouth is sharper than yours.

Zhao Benshan: Why waste time? A Yi is from Peking University ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan: I didn't ask that.

A Yi: I was wrong ~ ~ ~ Who said first?

Zhao Benshan: I told you, I'm prepared.

(Zhao Benshan takes out his notebook)

A Yi: Ah, are you really ready?

Zhao Benshan: Poor Zhao Zhongxiang. He still owes money with a high salary. Rao Ying went to court in a rage, no matter whether your roots are hard or not.

(The band plays music)

A Yi: This is a poem.

Song Dandan: It's my turn.

A Yi: Is your aunt ready?

Song Dandan: Yes ~~ ~ I'll stand and talk. Old man Ali, a glutton; China women's football team, 8 duck eggs. Thank you.

Zhao Benshan: I can't get off the line. Why do you thank it?

Song Dandan: Is that rude?

A Yi: What kind of conversation is this? This is a poetry competition. Uncle and aunt, let's not talk about those troubles, let's talk about happiness.

Zhao Benshan: Did you see it? When I put it at home, I told her that I said you couldn't write this paragraph, and the China Football Association didn't care that the men's football team couldn't get out of the line, and the women's football team ate duck eggs. What do you care?

Song Dandan: Then tell me ~ ~ ~

A Yi: The uncle said, tell me about the general situation.

Zhao Benshan: Leaders, comrades and friends.

A Yi: Do you want to give a talk?

Zhao Benshan: Isn't that okay?

A Yi: Ah, ok, you go ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Hello, everyone! 24 thousand, the Olympic harvest, Sass was driven away. Private property is protected and car prices are reduced. It's just that foreign countries are in a mess, and chickens fly and dogs jump all day. Today, oil prices are rising, and tomorrow the bomb will explode. After the hostage crisis, we had to impeach the leader. Throughout the world, the scenery here is better! thank you

(band playing) (plops down on the floor)

A Yi: Uncle! You fell! Oh, get up ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: I took two steps forward and forgot-

A Yi: Uncle and aunt, this talk show is just chatting, that is, you are sitting on the kang in the northeast, just like at home, just like here. Take it easy, okay?

Zhao Benshan: You told me. You made it clear to me ~ ~ ~

(Take off your shoes and cross your legs) (The band plays music)

Song Dandan: You put those shoes on.

Zhao Benshan: Tell me to relax!

Song Dandan: Relax. What are you doing? Relax your feet. Farewell, your feet are sweaty and smelly.

Zhao Benshan: No matter how smelly it is, there is no national foot odor!

Song Dandan: impolite ~ ~ ~

A Yi: Aunt and uncle, let me ask you something. Oh, do you still watch our program "Tell the truth"?

Zhao Benshan: Look, He Jing is pregnant, and you are out.

A Yi: What's going on?

Song Dandan: Are you A Yi?

A Yi: Yes.

Song Dandan: People in our village really like you.

A Yi: Really?

Song Dandan: I'm complimenting you on your new program.

A Yi: What did you say?

Song Dandan: Don't laugh like steamed bread, laugh like a flower roll ~ ~ ~

(The band plays music)

Zhao Benshan: Don't you dare!

Song Dandan: Honestly.

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about ~ ~ ~ Sorry, she didn't mean that. My wife said it means everyone likes you to host that program. Alas, the whole village loves to watch it. That guy said that your new host has a special feature, pulling a face like noodles.

(The band plays music)

Zhao Benshan: No, pull a face like instant noodles ~ ~ ~

A Yi: Is their village so boastful?

Song Dandan: And you-

A Yi: OK, OK ~ ~ Stop it. Let's talk about your parents. Now let me ask the question in detail. What do you usually do?

Zhao Benshan: Chatting online.

Song Dandan: Typing and listening to music.

A Yi: I finally stopped reading poetry and went online again. What does uncle do online?

Zhao Benshan: Hehe ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan: Don't talk about it ~ ~ ~

A Yi: Is this personal?

Zhao Benshan: In fact, you should have this vision in A Yi. In the words of the internet, my old man is so cool that he will chase me after the video chat ~ ~ ~

Song Dandan: Why don't you tell the truth? You let people see you like this, but also video? Everyone in the village said that when Lao Zhao turned around, he scared a cow to death. When Lao Zhao Lao Zhao turned around, the hen hid at the bottom of the sea and swam ~ ~ ~ Who chased you?

Zhao Benshan: I'm wearing a mask.

Song Dandan: Why?

Zhao Benshan: When Lao Zhao turned around, Jingjing changed to play table tennis; Laozhao Laozhao looked back and saw that Tian Liang was anxious to jump off a building.

(The band plays music)

A Yi: Uncle, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has officially issued a notice that Mask is off the air.

Zhao Benshan: So, Mask finally got laid off and hasn't been online for a long time.

A Yi: The laid-off worker is still here. Hello. Aunt, let me ask you again.

Song Dandan: When I was young, I was definitely not bragging. My little hand touched a thousand words, better than Du Li and Qu Yuan.

Zhao Benshan: Forget it! Do you know a starving poet who writes poetry?

A Yi: Uncle, that's not true. Actually, my aunt looks very literary.

Song Dandan: Now I am also advancing with the times. I made a whole skinning.

A Yi: Auntie, can you blog?

Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense. I remember you wrote jingles and limericks. When did you shell it? What the hell is shelling?

A Yi: Blog Online-

Song Dandan: Why don't you understand what shelling is? It's so uncultured.

Zhao Benshan: What?

Song Dandan: Peeling is peeling off the shell.

Zhao Benshan: Oh!

(The band plays music)

Zhao Benshan: I know. That guy, Zhu Ying Qingtong, plays nude photos, and his naked ass makes people laugh on the Internet. What, are you naked?

(getting up, angry)

A Yi: Come on, uncle, just listen to my aunt.

Song Dandan: I didn't pat my face.

Zhao Benshan: That won't do either. I'm going to age this.

Song Dandan: No culture! I took off my coat and put on the thermal underwear you advertised.

A Yi: Let's not talk about it. What is uncle doing without surfing the internet?

Zhao Benshan: Go to the movies.

A Yi: How did you feel after the movie?

Zhao Benshan: Zhang Yimou loves to bubble too much, ambushing and imitating infernal affairs; Xiaogang Feng is a better liar, and the thief wants that face. It is best to count the stars and play postmodernism.

(The band plays music)

A Yi: Aunt, what song do you listen to?

Song Dandan: Dao Lang and Dao Lang don't like to laugh. The streets and alleys are all in the same tune.

A Yi: Oh, the first snow in 2002.

Song Dandan: What's more, Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao, I love you as mice love rice.

(The band plays music)

A Yi: I heard that uncles and aunts are still playing the lottery? Some lottery dealers are black, what should I do if I don't cash them?

Zhao Benshan: It's easy. Learn from Liu Liang. If not, climb the billboard.

A Yi: Let's change the subject. If we win the lottery, let's imagine a beautiful tomorrow!

Song Dandan: I'm not afraid of jokes. I want to write a book.

Zhao Benshan: Stop it, please.

A Yi: Uncle, the book is very hot now. You can write one.

Song Dandan: That's right. Everyone in Shenzhen has published a book called Sheep with Wings. My book is called Fat Pig with Wings!

Zhao Benshan: What a boast! If you want to write "Fat Pig with Wings", I will also write a book, "Maverick Pig". If not, just copy it from Jing M. Guo.

A Yi: What about uncle? What's your plan?

Zhao Benshan: The illegitimate child is really pitiful, and the peak is clean and poor; If I win 5 million, I will pay back the money for his father.

(The band plays music)

A Yi: At the end of the program, as usual, we will invite every guest to sum up their inner feelings in one sentence. Auntie first?

Song Dandan: Just one sentence?

A Yi: In a word.

Song Dandan: From the heart?

A Yi: Yes, from the heart.

Song Dandan: I really want to see Liu Xiang.

Zhao Benshan: Forget it! What the hell!

A Yi: I was told to speak my mind!

Zhao Benshan: What a shame! No business! Let you say a word. What are you doing here? There's no shame in losing it! Don't say anything vital!

A Yi: Uncle, please say something.

Zhao Benshan: I have one more thing?

A Yi: Yes, in a word.

Zhao Benshan: When will Xiao Cui come back?

(The band plays music)

A Yi: Thanks to the audience in front of the TV. Tell the truth next week. Goodbye!