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Especially practical classics.

Reality is often particularly hard to accept, but you must accept it, and we can only tolerate it. So do you know what is a particularly realistic classic?

If you can't be shameless, you'd better learn to put up with the shameless of others.

A big bad moment in life is to watch a wonderful movie, and when the screen turns black, you will return to ordinary and boring real life.

Coming is accidental, leaving is inevitable. Therefore, you must follow the fate.

You hate your life, but someone dreams of it.

Sometimes, you have to go your own way! Do things yourself! Words, or to understand! People still have to pay with heart! The world is so realistic that you can only fail yourself.

Time will only grow old, but time will never deceive us.

Some people say that the cold heart will be covered one day; However, they forget that no matter how hot the heart is, it will also be frostbitten.

Most women who are too sensible have bad lives. She believes that love comes at the cost of self-denial. Just like a crying child who has candy to eat, is happy and sometimes willful.

People better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts?

Learn to keep a low profile There must be gains and losses between choices. Don't lament the ups and downs of fate. Due to the imbalance of the earth, there are rivers; Due to the imbalance of temperature, everything grows in spring, summer, autumn and winter; Because of the imbalance of life, we have a good life. In the end, you will understand that life is just a word to understand at first.

If you can't be with your favorite person, it doesn't matter who you are with.

Your life will not let you down. Those wrong turns, those tears, those sweats, all make you unique.

We speak with trepidation, because no one likes to hear a lot of truth, and a slip of the tongue means accidentally telling the truth.

This world is absolutely unfair. Either you obey, or you tilt the balance to yourself, or you don't complain about the balance, which is useless.

Do your best, maybe not as good as others.

A person who can't overcome himself can never overcome the challenges of life and destiny.

When you are tired and bitter, you must grit your teeth and stick to it, because there is a family behind you that needs you. All the difficulties are on your own. This is the responsibility.

Strength and self-confidence are invincible swords, and the ticket power leading to success determines success or failure.

Is there such a person who has said to give up countless times, but he still can't bear to part with it?

Suddenly, I found that some feelings and things can't be decided by a few sensational words, and after all, I can't resist the inner choppy and realistic helplessness.

Life is like a dream, and the years are ruthless. Many times, life chose you, not you. Life cannot stop time. Smiling at every corner of the journey will give you a happy, sad, broad and unexpected gift.

Don't always compromise yourself by accommodating others. Few people in the world are worth bending over.

The best things in life are often invisible, which is why we close our eyes when kissing, crying and wishing.

In any case, the deeper the pain, the greater the happiness that comes with it.

In fact, anxiety is not because of being busy or tired, but because of people who have no special interest and love. They know to work hard, but they don't know where to work hard.

I'm not materialistic, I don't ask you to be a rich second generation, I don't ask you to drive a Land Rover, I just want you.

Don't live with a villain, because he can't live; Don't live with society, because you can't live; Don't live on yourself, because everything will pass; Don't live in the past, because it has passed; Don't live with reality, because you must live together.

Missing is pulled apart by distance and diluted by time. Reality is like an eraser, erase romance!

Risk is the shadow of profit. If you want to make high profits, you must take great risks.

You can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. It may be bad luck to go the wrong way, but you deserve to jump into the pit.

The suffering of cognition is the cocoon that tests us. As long as we work hard, life will eventually become a butterfly.

I am wearing less today. Put on more clothes, your hands are red with cold. I'll bring you gloves.

Life will never intentionally owe anyone, it will give you a shadow, and it will shed sunshine not far away.

Happiness, there is never a shortcut, there is no perfection, only management, only sincerity.

The most important thing in life is not what you have lost, nor what you have not gained, but what you have now. The past is irreversible, tomorrow is unknown, and only now is real.

Don't be too bad-tempered, or you will be in trouble. You don't have much ability and desire, otherwise it will be very painful.

People always want to live happily. Many times it is not from other people's opinions, nor should it come from other people's attitudes. It is their affirmation and recognition of themselves. Life is so short, don't compromise yourself in order to become something that others like.

Although time will wither love, true love will always keep the enthusiasm of first love.

True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and howling.

The world needs people who can work hard to make it move forward, but it needs people who can think calmly more.

We always regret what we did and what we didn't do.

Sometimes, even with your best efforts, you can't help but hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

You are not the center of the world. In this world, you are just a like-minded person. Few real friends open the phone book, but no one wants to make a phone call.

When you grow up, you will find that sometimes you tell the truth and apologize to others because you exposed the truth. So, if you want to live a smooth life, please take your brain with you at any time.

What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, worried that the other person will be robbed, hugged and beaten.

When you feel uncomfortable about your life, when others are targeting you, there must be something wrong with you.

I find that many people who can't mix well are very open. I don't know if they are disdainful of worldly success because they know it thoroughly, or if they have to be open-minded because they are unsuccessful.

He wants to cheat, no matter whether you are good or not, even if you are a fairy, he will think of other sows because he has never been there.

Remember: all the great achievements in history are due to overcoming it, which seems impossible.

Don't say that life has hurt you. Life doesn't even know who you are.

The world is painful, without exception.

There are always some things that make you see some people inadvertently.

God closed a door for you and released a dog for you.

Take the initiative step by step, take the initiative step by step, take the lead step by step and enjoy the glory; Step by step passive, step by step passive, step by step backward, suffering and poverty.

Most adults' self-confidence comes from money, and most of them collapse because of lack of money. This is secular, but it is also realistic.

I don't like money, I like freedom and dignity, but money can bring freedom and dignity.

Everyone is a clay idol who can't take care of himself. Don't expect someone to help you cross the real river.

No matter how busy you are one day, don't panic; How difficult the world is, you always have to experience it.

Obeying one's emotions is an indulgence; Ignoring emotions is a kind of numbness; Controlling one's emotions is a kind of stability.

Handsome appearance and a lot of money are the passes to enter the upper class activities.

Injury always comes as promised, happiness is always a pigeon, but you should know that it is often injury that makes you grow.

Cinderella married the prince, but please don't forget that she is also the earl's daughter.

It's not how many places you've been and how many people you've met, but your narrow mind!

Making money can cure all affectation, and having money can cure all inferiority.

Don't worry, all breakups are making way for true love.

Sometimes, the same thing, we can comfort others, but we can't convince ourselves.

The weight is only 100, and it is either flat-chested or short. It seems that 100 or above is a big chest and a good figure.

The truth is to tell people who understand the truth that people who have no skin and no face should treat their bodies in their own way.

The more you try to please someone, the more likely that person is to make you feel sad.

Don't giggle at me when I warn you that I am angry. If you laugh, I will laugh, which will make me look embarrassed!

Ten thousand kinds of people and attitudes are difficult to get along with.

Nothing is impossible as long as you work hard.

Everyone has a dead end. If they can't get out, others can't get in. I put my deepest secret there. You don't understand me and I don't blame you.

Not because of difficulties, we are afraid; But because we are afraid, things become difficult.

Crying is third-rate, forbearance is second-rate, and laughter is first-rate.

Drink more chicken soup, the effect is not as good as reality!

A trip you just left, when you come back, you will wait for endless courses and endless homework.

What makes us unhappy is some trivial things, just like we can avoid elephants but not flies. In this world, don't rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

Women feel that men's playboys are unattractive, while men feel that women have no strength in reality.

Do you know what everyone's problem is? They just want to hear what they already believe, and no one wants to know the truth.