Happy circle of friends talk about humorous short sentences and funny belly-breaking sentences.

The fortune teller downstairs really lives up to his reputation. He can find that I only have one life.

I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.

Don't reason with me. Give me the money. Everything you said is right.

On the way, I saw an old man carrying a heavy thing. I accidentally said an old saying. Let me help you with that, old man.

My mother asked me why I didn't go to the bathroom for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.

How I wish someone could see my weakness and say to me: Give me the address and I'll buy you what you want.

It's my first time to participate in a cockfighting competition, and I don't know much about it. I asked the referee: Can sensitive chicken be used?

You have abdominal muscles and I have a belly, not very belly but very skin.

I don't drink, go to clubs, smoke or get tattoos. I thought you would say I was a good boy, but you said I was a country dog who had never seen the world.

Since I saw your photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

First the mid-term exam, then the parents' meeting, and then the Singles' Day, which is called the complete collapse of career, family and love.

Like and like friends remember to add clothes. People who don't like me don't need to wear clothes. You don't deserve to wear clothes to freeze to death.

I called the cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt came in to wear a shoe cover. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

As a famous big star, I have always kept a low profile in playing the king. Until today, I don't know where the clue is. Still being discovered, my teammates asked me, are you an actor?

E-commerce can't be anxious, it should be simmered slowly. It's normal to lose some money at first, but it will naturally go bankrupt after a long time.

Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and you look after the children.