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What embarrassing or weird things have you encountered while commuting on the subway?

I took the subway once. It was summer, I had just gotten off work, and I was quite tired.

When the subway came, I found a lot of people. After entering, I found a few empty seats and people around me were standing. I felt very puzzled at the time. I looked at the stools and saw that they were not dirty, so I sat down with doubts. Go down.

As soon as I sat down, someone immediately took a photo. At that time, I thought it was actually me, and I thought I was sitting in a place I shouldn’t be. I was so confused at the time that I mustered up the courage to ask the person next to me what happened.

The aunt next to me told me that it was the old man next to me who secretly photographed the girl. I looked at the old man next to me. He looked less than 60 years old. He was neatly dressed and very elegant.

Looking at his phone again, he was deleting pictures on his phone. There are photos of girls’ thighs in them, and they must have been taken secretly.

Then I realized that the old man was secretly filming others and was caught. He thought he was a pervert, so no one dared to sit next to him. As a boy, I wasn't afraid, but I didn't dare to stop him from deleting the photos because the passenger had already called the police and wanted to keep evidence.

After two stops, a police officer came up and took the old man away. The old man was taken away without saying a word.

This story tells us that when there are empty seats on crowded subways and buses, never sit down without thinking.

Netizen 2:

It was very crowded when I took the subway home from get off work just now. There was a plump beauty standing in front of me, and a handsome man behind me. It was so crowded that people were so close to each other. It was so crowded that the woman in front of me was pressing her back against my chest, and there was a man behind me who was squeezing me again.

I didn’t dare to lean forward for fear of bumping into the woman in front of me, so I didn’t dare to lean back. I was so embarrassed. I don’t know how I spent this embarrassing period. I think many people should have experienced this situation, but they are embarrassed to say it.

I stayed in the Shenzhen subway for more than a year in 2011. If I stay in a subway station for a long time, I will encounter some embarrassing things that I cannot look back on.

Anyone who often takes the subway to and from get off work in Shenzhen will know that the restrooms in most subway stations in Shenzhen are inside the station, but you need to go out of the subway gate to get there. Therefore, the setting is not very user-friendly. After all, people have three urgent needs, and sometimes they really can’t hold it back.

One day when I was working the day shift, I met a middle-aged man with a pale face, holding his stomach and hurriedly asking if there was a toilet. I told him to wait until the subway turnstile. Before I could finish my words, the man disappeared. .

Another time, there were too many people on the subway, and a couple was squeezed out of the way when they got on the train. As a result, the woman got on, but the man did not, and the woman cried there for a long time.

To be honest, after being crowded in the subway for a long time, strange things happen to me from time to time. Sometimes it is very sad, and sometimes I find it very interesting.

Netizen 3:

I once encountered such an embarrassing thing while squeezing the subway after get off work. I have always been embarrassed to say it because it involves personal privacy. Today I finally got the courage to do so. Have the courage to speak.

It was the summer of last year. I was crowded in the subway, the weather was relatively hot, and there were more people after get off work. Fortunately, the Shenzhen subway was cooler, and I felt a little relieved deep in my heart.

Part 1 After getting on the subway, it was cooler, but it was really crowded. There were no seats around me, so I had to stand. It doesn't matter if you stand. The key is that there are no tight handrails. It shook all of a sudden and almost fell into the arms of a boy next to me. I was so embarrassed that I quickly said sorry to him.

After the car made a few stops, a wretched-looking man in his thirties came up. My instinct was to stay away from him.

This person started to approach me and touched your sensitive areas intentionally or unintentionally. I had no choice but to change positions. When I changed for the fourth time, the people around me started to notice something. Upon noticing, someone started to stare at him coldly.

There was no other way, so I got off the bus early and did not get off where I wanted to get off. It's been a long time since this happened, and when I think about it, that person's wretchedness is as disgusting as eating a fly.

Then I thought, if I encounter such a situation again, I will get off the bus earlier, or find a safer place to stand to avoid being eaten intentionally or unintentionally.

Netizen 4:

Share an experience of mine.

After I got on the subway, I stood for half an hour until I found a seat and sat on it. Then a woman, quite young and beautiful, came up and stood next to me.

At first, I didn’t pay much attention and just lowered my head and played with my phone. But after a while, she came over and her body slowly moved towards me as the car rocked, getting closer and closer. As we got closer, I looked up and saw that there weren't many people on the bus. It wasn't crowded at all. I was wondering what she was doing. What does she want to do?

A person next to me also saw it and looked at me and smiled, but I didn’t dare to look up because the girl’s face was too close to me. If I looked up, I would definitely touch her face. I'm still thinking about what she wants to do? what do I do?

The girl was closer to me, leaning completely on my body, and was about to sit on my lap. I immediately pushed her away and stood up, "Well, you Sit here."

The girl woke up suddenly and said, "Ah, ah, thank you." She sat on her and fell asleep. Only then did I realize that she had just drunk too much. I thought it was some kind of affair.