A funny poem about a big ass

Poetry about ass 1. What are the sentences about ass?

This big fat pig has a round ass and a big belly. Because of too much fat, it has to walk slowly, like a gentleman with a big shelf.

Chimpanzees have long black hair, a red ass, a red face and many wrinkles on their faces. Like an old lady in her seventies and eighties, with her mouth wide open and protruding forward. To touch a tiger's ass, we must first understand its temper.

-folk proverb bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass. In the soft singing, Tirolo saw a girl of 14 years old walking towards him with the chieftain's hula dance steps, with a slender figure and strong hips, and her long hair as dark as night could be brushed to her knees.

Johnny's trousers and hips have been worn out. I lick my ass too much here, so it's not surprising that my lips hurt.

When she walks, her two big butts are like two big lanterns hanging in front of the building, dangling. While she was lying in bed, I slept on the boat and rocked in the river.

I often let her go shopping behind my back. I rode on her like a horse. I think I can be called great because I have the ability to lead and inspire.

I'm the best person to push someone's ass in the American army. The top of the head is as white as silver, and the scales are not divided.

Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one! A sheep's tail can't cover its ass. -folk proverb: twist your neck and butt. Exercise with me and shake your hands and feet. Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health.

A woman's ass is the most taboo, so the host's evening scene is bleak and lonely, and his children are thin, even childless and weak. The buttocks become beautiful and become warped. Dr. Li Qian from the Department of Plastic Surgery, Nanjing Maternal and Child Health Hospital told the reporter that she had heard of the beautiful buttock pad for a long time, but she didn't recognize the effect of the publicity of the merchants.

Slightly protruding hips are twisted backwards.

2. What are the sentences that describe a hot face sticking to a cold ass?

1, swing in the wall, swing outside the wall. The layman in the wall, the beauty in the wall laughs. Laughter dies in silence, but passion is mercilessly annoyed.

2. I am unknown to you, and you are unknown to me.

When I gave you a warm spring and a hot summer, I also hoped to spend a fruitful autumn with you, but you-you gave me a cold winter.

I want to see the moon in the window, but the fog covers it.

I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch.

6, Wang Xiang intentionally, the goddess heartless.

7. The hairpin has tears, so I have no chance to spend them.

8, since the harp, why Shengxiao Mo.

9. From then on, I have no intention to love the night, let him go to the Mingyue West Building.

10, the fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water buries the fallen petal mercilessly.

1 1, the fallen flowers are intentional, and the water is ruthless.

3. Idioms describing buttocks

Idiom to describe ass:

Beads are round, jade, plump, round, rich, hip, fat, hip, hip, hip.

Zhu yuanyurun zhyuán yürán

[Interpretation] Like a pearl; Describe the beauty of skin and songs. The writing is round and full of luster: lubrication; smooth

[Language] Wang Ming Ke Yu's Coral Net, Inscription of Famous Paintings: Huang Hexian sent many poems and paintings; Two saints, sages and friends are all chapters; Open the window to play; The beads are round and moist; Luminous first

[Shape discrimination] Circle; Will write a garden

[Close meaning] Listen to the flying spring singing jade around the beam.

[Antonym] As impressive as eyes and as impressive as ears.

Used as predicate, attribute, complement, etc.