What's humorous about humorous sentences?

1, others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

2, how to do this era, the threshold has become so high, want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?

3, now, losing a pound of meat is like a life; Gain a catty of meat, just like playing.

I know you won't come with me when I reach out, so I reach out and trip you. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

5. Those who can't get through are all because of short legs!

6. I went to the canteen to cook. When it was my turn, I said, Yu, give me an aunt.

7. From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative spent a year in vain.

8. Girls should never go out alone at night. It's really dangerous, and the streets are full of barbecue snacks and cold drinks. If you can't enter a family without being discouraged, you will gain several pounds.

9. In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages: "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may cross.

10, every winter morning, I feel that there is a bed 502 stuck in the bed, which hurts when I think about it.

1 1, I never envy people who drive luxury cars, because my car is more expensive than theirs. That's a shopping cart my wife gave me!