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A classic quotation of Happy Singles Day?

How to spend singles day, passing by. What other classic quotations about Happy Singles Day? I have carefully arranged the following contents for you. I hope you like it.

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1 Although not single now, it is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment".

Like a kite, I can let you fly, but I will not let you leave my sight.

We have four different seasons here. Although the global temperature is rising now, it is really cold in winter!

How many barren evening winds blew, I lost your beauty, but I couldn't see my heart pain, but I cried so badly. Whoever comforts me on this day, the bachelor will save an opportunity.

5 bachelor music, bachelor music, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes.

You have hugged your wife and your son, and I am still singing a single love song, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will … marry you!

8 bachelor music, bachelor music, 1 everyone is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, and he is 20 years old. No one can make up for it.

We bachelors have strength, hey! We bachelors have strength! Busy at work every night, hey! Busy working every night!

10 Today is Singles' Day. Don't always think about beautiful women. Be careful not to study hard, and your parents will "single" you! "

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1 What a good opportunity! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here?

Love is precious, but happiness is more expensive. If it's for freedom, bachelors can't be thrown away. Enjoy your single life and wish you a happy singles day!

Today is Singles Day, the whole world is celebrating, and the sea is full of joy. You left division, and you are in hot water now, remember?

Today is Singles' Day, and I'm miserable being single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like … you … your beauty!

5 bachelors are bitter, bachelors are bitter, it's already twenty-five, and no one can mend broken clothes; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

I know exactly what the world is like. Emotional things really can't be too blind. You can't stop it. If you don't stop it, you can't stay.

Behind every successful man, there is an amazing woman. If there is a great woman behind me, will I be far from a successful man?

Singing KTV only includes Terry Lin's single Love, Rene Liu's Lonely Life, Bobby Chen's Farewell to Fish Leong's Happy Break-up.

9 Singles Day is here, I wish you a happy Singles Day! Inadvertently broke into your love, so I found the biggest net in the world, and I couldn't get out. I accidentally fell in love with you.

10 this year, unrequited love is sad, love will break up, marriage will divorce, or bachelor is the most real and relaxed, I wish you a happy singles day!

1 1 No woman is born a strong woman, but most strong women are forced out. Because the other party is not strong enough, you are required to carry all the burdens!

12 The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in heaven and love on earth. Can a bachelor be romantic?

13 where there are plenty of fish in the sea? Men who "don't eat grass near the nest" and "don't eat grass back" think that "the grass in the sea is growing" and they are afraid that "I can find the horizon, but I can't find it."

14 looked for her in the crowd and set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

15 Dress and drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

16 is another year's singles day. At this time, friends are comforting and fighting for beer, while parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave your room empty this year, and you'll have a full house of children and grandchildren in the future-I'll support you!

17 Received SMS: Part I: It's windy and rainy. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

18 has had a crush on you for several years, and it has been hundreds of days since you confessed. Why don't you tell me what you are thinking? Don't you know that I have to spend this year's Singles Day alone?

19 Singles' Day, tell all single friends a love coup: seize the opportunity, boldly attack, talk about your love, get married, and let others become bachelors!

Many friends don't understand your heart. In fact, you gave yourself to love and gave up your status as a fairy to experience the true feelings of the world. I want to tell you, Bajie, a happy bachelor!

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1 I've been in love with you for several years, and it's been hundreds of days since I confessed. Why don't you tell me what you are thinking? Don't you know that I have to spend this year's Singles Day alone?

Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will ... I will marry you.

3 wife, always fucking cheating; Work is always fucking hard; Money, the old TMD ran away; Life, damn it; It's fucking beautiful to be a handsome bachelor! Happy Singles Day!

I am a bachelor! We are everything! We are a whole! We own it! Have all inseparable love, have all loyalty!

You are all to me, you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

Today is your festival, and I send you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed bread! Four fried dough sticks are four steamed buns, which is the middle point-165438+1October 1 1! Happy Singles Day!

We don't want your cuteness, your amorous feelings, your endless love stories and your passion. I want to be free today! I want freedom!

The relationship between a hero and a beautiful woman is unusual! I hope I am a hero, hehe! When can heroes save America? It is said that as long as you save America, the bear will become a hero!

9 Emergency reminder, new mobile phone virus transmission mode: spread through mobile phone bachelor's blessing. For health, after receiving the blessing, be sure to soak the mobile phone in disinfectant before use!

10 sells breakfast I got up early today, and specially launched the "Singles Day Package", four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still visit it until now.

1 1 Did you bring the quilt? When I first heard this, I really thought people asked me if I had brought a quilt, but later I learned that it was a quilt and it meant girlfriend or wife!

12 Singles Club announced that all adult bachelors will receive free blind date coupons on June 1 65438+1October1day, with limited opportunities. The special code is: Happy Singles Day! I won't talk to him about ordinary people!

13 bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, used to be an older youth. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang".

14 think about the days when you have a wife, and you are no longer free. You should be grateful. After all, being single is only a short fragment in life, so we should cherish it. .

In June+May, 5438, the stars were sparse, and Liu Yiyi. It's another beautiful Singles' Day, but I miss you in my heart during the festival. I hope that on this day next year, with you, I will not be lonely.

16 If I burn incense for one year, I can meet you, I can know you for three years, and I can cherish you for ten years. For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christianity!

17 Singles Day, everyone says that married men and women are happy; Lose your wife, your husband, break free from chains and leave the besieged city; Male nanny, female wife, scrambling to be besieged and single. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

18 Watching fish swim in pairs, watching butterflies fly in love with flowers and feeling sorry for themselves alone. Friends are happy around laughter, and relatives are warm. Love won't make you lonely. Happy Singles Day!

19 One-day tour for singles, round trip by bus. Activities include cleaning up the oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes, bringing your own lunch, 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible

I have been single for many years. What about you? Do you want a beautiful forest girl to fall from the sky? You only need to call "Sister, Sister, Sister" three times tonight, and you will find what you like. Very clever!

2 1 Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Singles Day is held every year. Every time there is a me, every I have a miss, and every miss has a you. I don't want to celebrate Singles Day this year. Will you accompany me?

My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, my middle school is in1/class, my university.

There is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that will never fade; I have an emotion in my heart, which is an unforgettable attachment to you. Late at night on Singles' Day, do you know that I am thinking of you?

Singles' Day is coming, and there must be a lot of holiday activities: single people have no one to accompany them, dial all the phones to get together, talk about drinking and having fun all night, and don't worry about being inspected; I am not alone, but my lover's company is warm.

When Singles Day comes, I will send a message of blessing. My wish is always beautiful, and my hope is fully realized: I wish all singles find the other half, all people in love are sweet and loving, wave goodbye to singles and have a happy home!

I remember at 1, we held hands; Remember 1 time, I confess to you; Remember 1 time, we live together; Remember 1 day, we got married. 165438+1October 1 1 Singles Day, you and I are not alone.

A very close friend told me this morning that he finally posted a * * * post on 1 before Singles Day, saying that it was all his blind date efforts? As a result, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date 1 family!

How helpless I am when I want to confess to you; I want to tell you how much I want to live. Singles' Day is coming. In this heartbreaking festival, I want to tell myself that being single is not shameful.

I have to admit that you are the best friend I know, and I feel very happy with you, really! Sorry, I typed an extra word "out". I wish you a happy single life and all your wishes come true!