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Single dog's domineering attitude on Valentine's Day. Tell me about it.

It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

Valentine's day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

You procrastinate, you procrastinate, you are a pig and eight quit reborn, except for a body of meat, you didn't bring the rest, and no one buried you when you died.

Everyone says I'm single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

Every romantic Valentine's Day, there is always no one around.

No one held my hand on Valentine's Day, so I put it in my pocket.

What the hell? Valentine's Day holiday! This day is really unlucky for single dog like me.

Don't tell me that we are not suitable when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

Reasons for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.