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1, drinking Meng Po Tang must have been solved first, right?

2. A post-90s girl quarreled with her male classmates at the school gate. She pointed to the other person's nose and shouted, "Go find your 89-year-old lady!" "

3. I don't even take a calculus paper in college, so why don't I even take a fucking pen! ! !

4, there are two things that others can't take away, one is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So, be a dreamy foodie and you will be invincible!

5. "Recently, I have found that my temperament and living conditions are particularly small and fresh." "Just you? You put that clear word. "

From a philosophical point of view, everyone has two sides like tape. For example, you have a B side and a B side.

7, junior, if you want to learn well, you must teach by hand.

8. The milkman is better than the milkman.

9. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big. . .

10, the teacher asked to make sentences with "daydreaming". A girl's homework is: during the day? Dream!