Kuaishou Top Ten Funny Jokes_Collection of Super Humorous Jokes

Reading more jokes or jokes will not only make you happy, but also liven up the atmosphere at parties. Why not, especially jokes, which are often used in life. Next is the "Top Ten Funny Jokes on Kuaishou" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch!

Top Ten Funny Jokes on Kuaishou (Popular)

1. Son vs. Father He said: Dad, our school has established a band and I want to join it. The school also said that I have to bring my own instruments. The father stared at his son for a long time, handed him a chopstick, and said: "My son, our family is poor, can you try to be a conductor?"

2. He couldn't find him everywhere, and he still lamented his small waist back then. There is no spare time for hatred, and a body full of fat. . . Damn! Another bowl of beef noodles!

3. The daughter asked the wife: "Mom, why do adults always start from "Once upon a time there was a place" when telling stories? The wife glanced at her husband and replied: ?Not everyone likes to start telling a story like this. Some people start from ?I was really busy at work today, so I came back late. ?(@TC Li Liang)

4. A friend of mine is from Dalian. He usually calls "hot" when he says "ye" with four tones. One day when I was eating in a restaurant, one of the dishes was a little cold. I called the waiter and said "ye". Give me a ejaculation. The waiter didn't respond. My friend raised his voice and said, "Give me a ejaculation!" The waiter still didn't move. My friend got angry and shouted: "I asked you to give me a ejaculation, but it doesn't work." At this time, the waiter became angry. I extended a V-sign to my friend and shouted "Yeah!" 5. After dinner with my friend, I walked to the night market, and a patrol car from the police station happened to pass by. Police lights flashed in the distance. When the vendors saw it, they packed up their things and were about to run away. At this time, the uncle, a policeman who was close to the people, shouted through a loudspeaker in the car: Don't run, it's not the urban management. . .

6. A person asked the Zen master: "Someone stabbed me in the back, what should I do?" The Zen master picked up an ax and threw it into the sky, and then asked: "Did you hear the sound of pain from the sky? "The man shook his head: "The ax didn't hurt the sky, so how could the sky scream in pain?" The Zen master nodded: "The sky is so high and vast, how can I throw the ax again? Oh my god, the rocket fell down."

7 .A remote and backward mountain village is preparing to install electric lights, and the electricity must be received from a town thirty miles away. Some people in the village raised objections to this: Oh my God! Waiting for it to come from such a distance every night, it will have to arrive at least midnight. By then we are all asleep, why should we light the electric light!?

8. I was driving with my buddy to do errands, and I met the police at the intersection. I was called over by the police because I was not wearing a seat belt. The police said that if you don’t wear a seat belt, you will be fined fifty cents. When my friend heard that he was going to be fined, he quickly explained to the police: Comrade, I’m sorry, I drank some wine at noon and forgot to fasten my seat belt!

9.A:? I found that my wife was getting worse and worse towards me. ?B:?In what aspects?A:?Recently, when she tied my tie, it became tighter every time. ?

10. A man was adventuring alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky: "I am dead, God save me!" A voice came from the sky: "Not sure yet, you pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leading chief to death." ?So he picked up the largest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, killing the chief. At this time, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead." ?

Kuaishou’s Top Ten Funny Jokes (Classics)

1. Tang Monk: Wukong, the monster is coming, go and fight, for ideals, for justice, for light , go, go with peace of mind, don’t be afraid of the hardships and dangers ahead, don’t be afraid that the enemy is sinister and full of tricks, my teacher has bought insurance for you, and the beneficiary is me. ?

2. Last night I watched the 3D "Titanic". When the ship was sinking, the screen went black and there was a power outage! Someone shouted: "What a cheat! Why is there a power outage?" Another guy booed and said: ?What are you shouting for! Country bumpkin, this is 3D that allows you to experience the real feeling of dying...?

3. Teacher: We should have a clear conscience when we behave in society. As the saying goes, when we arrive naked, we will leave with a breeze on our sleeves. Student: At least I got some clothes.

4. There is a young couple. The husband said: My dear, when I go out to work from now on, you will say goodbye to my husband. When I get home from work, you will say I am here to see my husband, and I wish him good luck and good health! ?My wife was disdainful and said, ?You have a beautiful idea and ask me to kneel down to greet you every day. How are you going to repay me? My husband frowned and thought for a long time, and then said seriously: ?I promise to only copy your brand from now on. . ?

5. Once in high school, everyone listened to English listening together. New tape. The new tape is partially white. Make no sound. Everyone waited quietly together. At this time, the teacher said to himself, why is there still no sound? I immediately responded with convulsions. The leucorrhea is unusually long. As a result, all the boys in the class burst into laughter. Girls ignored me for a week.

6. Question: What did Sha Monk pick in his burden? Answer: It should be the master’s underwear, razor, hair wax, men’s facial cleanser, sunglasses, entry and exit passes, bank cards, Household registration book, navigator, BMW driver's license! Big Brother's hair dye, shampoo, and conditioner. Bajie's Lay's Nutrition Express, Coke, burgers, chewing gum, Beshengyuan slimming tea, PSP game console, MP3!

7. "Chunjiao and Zhiming" talks about having no breasts, no background, and no The story of Miriam Yeung, a middle-aged Hong Kong girl who works in the retail industry without a diploma and loves to smoke, and defeats Yang Mi, a young and beautiful polaroid enthusiast with big breasts and long legs, a Beijing bitch stewardess, and wins back her handsome and rich senior advertising man boyfriend? So it can also be called "The Counterattack of Female Diaosi". What an inspirational movie for urban leftover women!

8. An employee was often late for work, and he came late again today. The manager said angrily: "You often come late for work, this is too much!" Employee Stuttering: ?But?But?I got off work early!?

9. The only highlight of watching the premiere of Titanic last night was that the camera suddenly switched when Rose was half-dressed and about to reveal herself. , the whole audience said in unison: Damn!

10. Titanic was chosen to be released in 2012 to tell us that as a loser, even if you get a ticket, you will still be dead.

Kuaishou’s top ten funny jokesters (selected articles)

1. Four friends shared the first room on the 50th floor of a hotel. One day, due to a power outage, they To walk upstairs, they took turns telling stories as they walked. When they climbed to the 47th floor, they asked the fourth person to tell a short and sad story. At this time, the fourth person stopped and said: "We forgot our door key." Downstairs. ?The other three people said at the same time: ?You go down and get it!?

2. It is said that other class monitors are planning to sell their kidneys to invite everyone to watch "Titanic".

3. You all go and ride the Titanic, I am the one who is going to ride on Noah’s Ark!

4. I rented a disc to watch Titanic when I was a kid, you guys Why are you watching it now! Spoiler alert, in the end the male protagonist actually didn’t die? He was just swollen, and he also acted in movies such as Shutter Island and Inception?

5. A male colleague’s wife is pregnant and about to give birth. . We asked him if he knew whether it was a boy or a girl. He said: It must be his son. He has not counted the work he has done. Later his wife gave birth to a daughter. . .

6. Text messages between a classmate and his father: Son: Dad, I shamelessly come to ask for monthly money again~ His father: I’ll give it to you tomorrow, I hope you’ll accept it~ Son: My father’s words are serious, Kneel down and thank the emperor for his kindness~ His father: Heaven’s grace is so great that it is unnecessary~ Son: My father is busy with state affairs and family affairs, and I wonder if my mother is in good health~ His father: I am busy with worldly affairs, and I have just figured it out. There is peace both inside and outside the imperial palace! My son is alive In a Confucian country, there is no need to worry! Son: I obey my decree, long live my emperor.

7. There is a sister in my girlfriend’s dormitory, and the train is so crowded when I go home during the Spring Festival. These girls are pretty, so you know how to take advantage of them. As a result, this girl was so angry that she directly said: Who squeezed out my child? Who and I couldn’t find a way out in an instant ~ Damn, it’s still a green channel

8. A lawyer in the United States gave My cigars were covered by fire insurance! The insurance company actually covered it. As a result, the lawyer took the insurance company to court because the cigars worth fifteen thousand dollars were completely worn out by a "small fire". The judge ruled against the insurance company. After losing the lawsuit, the insurance company immediately arrested the lawyer on suspicion of 24 counts of deliberate arson. All testimony was provided by the lawyer himself. The lawyer was eventually sentenced to 24 months in prison and a fine of $25,000.

9. I finally managed to get a seat at Sihui East Station of Metro Line 1. When I arrived at Sihui, an old man came up again, so I got up and offered my seat. As a result, the girl next to me sat down and said angrily: This is for The old man's seat. The girl ignored me and just lowered her head and played with her phone. Helplessly, he turned around and farted silently at her

10. "Titanic" was released in mainland China on March 28, 1998. China State Administration of Radio, Film and Television was established on June 25, 1998. So? Why did Radio and Television not delete Ruth’s revealing scene back then and now it wants to delete it? This matter has happened. This is really not the fault of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television?